This Threat is made for funny stories that can happen on concerts.
I mean things like this:


We were a horde of about 20 Black Metal Worriors and we were true. You ll really see that we were true soon...
From Frankfurt am Main Germany to "Idontrememberanymorethenameoftheplace" in eastern Germany. Our aim was a concert of Mayhem.
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Mayhem/67
So we were drinking the whole journey on a train in to the emptiness of eastern Germany, i mean the end of the world where Asgard is. In reflection I could understand everyone that stop and returns on his way through the train after seeing us. We were evil...and true!
So we arrived our destination in the evening and as we jump off the train we saw this train must have carried only evil black metal worriers, about 200...

But there were some worriers that i can still remember more than just a fading shadow in my mind:
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Machosias/70582
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Err0r/302573
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Car/270173
and me http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Jan/358712
(sorry to all I forgot)

After a little while of listening to the first band CAR and I needed to piss rivers the heavy stoned and satanic drunken way. The best place for this action was the forest nearby.
Then it began to rain. And there was a wagon... high enough to lay under it. So we lay under that wagon and fall a sleep. This wagon was in front of the backstage fence. After we woke this wagon was behind the backstage fence, but we dint really realize at this moment. The only things we realized were the Rain crawled under the wagon and made our black clothes wet. We needed to get in. We took the next door. It was the backstage door. no one in there, we took the next door to the right, it was the pissing room for man. The first human - a naked girl. "CAR lets have a piss with this cute naked pussy", "hmmm, ya"!
After that we went through the left door. And than the party began...


I mean, http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Hellhammer/44 were sitting right next to me and told me he would really smoke but not before concert... A big plate of evil weed on the round table in front of me. "Sure, just role, no role two so we all can smoke". Damn, heavy stuff. "Will you both come to see our show backstage?" Oh what a question. MAYHEM BACKSTAGE !!!

I think this is TRUE, isnt it?



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