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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:51 pm 
 

Btf, tony, I assumed you would take up the task of keeping it updated! :P
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:09 pm 
 

That was a beautiful exchange between Gelseth_Andrano and MickeyC
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Z0MBIE
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:23 am 
 

Lots of cats and dogs in here.. here's me and my girlfriends bunny:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:12 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Btf, tony, I assumed you would take up the task of keeping it updated! :P

Yeah, yeah, not a priority though! I'll do it later.
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dystopia4
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:40 pm 
 

Horrible attempt at looking like a tough guy:

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Following the pet trend:

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TheIbexMoon666
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:49 pm 
 

Angry Drunk after losing beer pong.
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Happy Drunk waking up on my nephews top bunk bed after my brothers wedding.
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Medieval Times
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Pale_Pilgrim
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:26 pm 
 

Seeing as the cool melee weapons have been brought out, here are my daggers...

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This was the third I bought, early this year maybe. Says 'Alles fur Deutschland' on the blade.

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All three, sheathed.

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All three, unsheathed. They're shown in the order I bought them. First is Brit-oriented, then Egyptian themed (handle design is an Egyptian man), then the German beauty with the eagles on the guard.
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:12 pm 
 

How to look like a rapist unintentionally in a photo, part 1:

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:59 pm 
 

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ALL HAIL THE VENUS HAND TRAP!

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guh! cute. @_@

I haven't read this thread in a while, so i'm quoting an old post (sorry if I'm repeating someone else): Cats show their belly as a sign of trust. Some don't mind belly/breast rubs, and some can enjoy them, but they don't necessarily show their bellies as an invitation to rub them. I do think they try to look like helpless babies when they do that though, haha... chances are they look at you as their mother, and they want you to baby them. Cats are fucking selfish bitches, haha.

Mine rarely bite, but they will often kick their back feet out if I try to rub their tummies...

CATS.
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Pale_Pilgrim
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:29 pm 
 

Hircine wrote:
How to look like a rapist unintentionally in a photo, part 1:
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a ... 9204_n.jpg


How exactly does one look like a rapist? I find this notion somewhat odd. Is there a graph for components? Let's give it a try, starting at a neutral mark of 50. A score of zero means you're looking purer than Jesus. A score of 100 indicates that you're actually raping someone in the photo.

Red hoodie = +2*
Hood up = +5
Somewhat odd / creepy facial expression = +5
Surrounded by tents, some presumably containing drunken females = +5
Yellow Electric Wizard t-shirt = -30**

Congratulations! You don't look like a rapist!

*Any other color besides black and red would be irrelevant, but red and black are associated with blood and death, so, hey - bonus points!
**Also, this shirt indicates a 70% chance of being too high for general function, let alone rape-function.
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Ravenlord266
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:48 am 
 

:lol: dude, you've done this kind of observation before, right?
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japc
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:07 am 
 

Pale_Pilgrim wrote:
Congratulations! You don't look like a rapist!

Unless he is the guy on the left, then by my rapist evaluation charts he tops the scale.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:21 am 
 

Hircine wrote:
How to look like a rapist unintentionally in a photo, part 1:

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Egads. It's the kid from Superbad on the left.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:24 am 
 

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John_Sunlight
President Satan

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:52 am 
 

Co-workers? They don't' look like trash collectors. So they like a scruffy guy like you work in an office?
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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:15 pm 
 

this is actually a better picture of me, not as close to the face as my last one.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:03 pm 
 

Arkhane wrote:
this is actually a better picture of me, not as close to the face as my last one.

Someone looks badass. :)
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TheGrimWombat
Nelson Wannabe

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:06 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Co-workers? They don't' look like trash collectors. So they like a scruffy guy like you work in an office?


I know this is a joke, but I work in a bar. I'm a bartender/cook.
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:35 pm 
 

iAm wrote:
Egads. It's the kid from Superbad on the left.


He looks like so many people it's hilarious :D
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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:57 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
Arkhane wrote:
this is actually a better picture of me, not as close to the face as my last one.

Someone looks badass. :)

to the bone, brutha
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Twin_guitar_attack
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:48 pm 
 

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Latest picture of me taken a few days ago when I met my favourite singer Anneke Van Giersbergen. I don't own a camera, and my phone is poor, but wasn't going to pass up this opportunity!

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me in fancy dress at halloween while taped to another girl lol.

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fancy dress on my second most recent birthday where I failed at corpse paint, but made up for it with the pun that can be made with telephone call of the wintermoon!

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yet more fancy dress. As a dirty hippy. Apparently I made a promise to a friend when drunk I would wear something colorful and not just black to her fancy dress party. I normally have the best costumes as you can tell.

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snowy times. Managed to find a picture of me from first year without fancy dress, alcohol, or both.

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a few years ago at the talent show for the last day of school me and 4 friends said we'd pretend to play a song as an airband as a comedy act. Did it to paranoid by black sabbath with Dio singing from the live at hammersmith album. It was shortly after he died, so it kind of turned into the worlds dumbest tribute.

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me in a chavvy hoodie, but never mind. I was born in this place, and though I moved away to a city when I was two, I go there several times a year as we have relatives here, and it really is a lovely place.

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me making a stereotypical black metal album cover at Church Ope Cove, one of my favourite places in the entire world. in a 360 degree panarama you have the sea and a beach, a ruined castle with a graveyard, lots of trees on a hill on one side, and another hill with old steps that's really green. It's not as scenic as maybe the above pic, but one of the best places to spend a day chilling.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:48 am 
 

Two things:

1) You drink beer with a straw :scratch: and,
2)Black metal album covers usually don't involve people wearing trainers (last pic)

Just sayin' :grin:
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:05 am 
 

Well, sometimes black metalers need to wear trainers to outrun the demiurge. You can't escape the Light in combat boots :-P
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Twin_guitar_attack
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Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:27 am
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:41 am 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
Two things:

1) You drink beer with a straw :scratch: and,
2)Black metal album covers usually don't involve people wearing trainers (last pic)

Just sayin' :grin:


1) i had to keep readjusting my zoidberg mask if i didn't drink through a straw. It did lead to me chucking up coz it was so fucking bubbly in my stomach. So I got my comeuppance for drinking beer like a fag. After chucking up I took my mask off and drunk normally.
2) This place is a really long walk away from anywhere so I was wearing trainers. It was my dad's idea to do it coz the place looked fitting. Wasn't going to say "sure that sounds fun, let me spend 2 hours walkign back and getting some more appropriate footwear"

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Bezerko
Vladimir Poopin

Joined: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:50 am
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:19 am 
 

Gelseth_Andrano wrote:
Well, sometimes black metalers need to wear trainers to outrun the demiurge. You can't escape the Light in combat boots :-P


Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P

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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:58 am 
 

tired and exhausted by the sun (which can clearly by read on my face) - here's one of (more to follow) pics from my recent holiday to Italy (Imperia in North-Italy). This is in the part of Imepria called Oneglia.

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:50 pm 
 

Bezerko wrote:
Gelseth_Andrano wrote:
Well, sometimes black metalers need to wear trainers to outrun the demiurge. You can't escape the Light in combat boots :-P


Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P


Whoa there, Gelseth works warehouse security.
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:10 pm 
 

Bezerko wrote:
Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P


Sounds like my job too! Military or police, I take it? Freaking chasing people in boots is never fun.
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erickg13
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:25 pm 
 

TheStormIRide wrote:
Bezerko wrote:
Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P


Sounds like my job too! Military or police, I take it? Freaking chasing people in boots is never fun.


Try running in boots in soft sand! That shit sucks!

Anyways, heres a picture of myself, my car, and an island.

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Turner
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:09 pm 
 

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*pic*


oh dude, you look almost EXACTLY like fat mike from NOFX when he was younger (that's a cool thing)

here's me about 5 days ago, by the harbour in Reykjavik:
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OceanOfViolence
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:21 pm 
 

Oh god I just remembered this picture from the Lock Up show back in February of this year.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:22 am 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
Bezerko wrote:
Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P


Whoa there, Gelseth works warehouse security.


Damn straight
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Bezerko
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:49 am 
 

TheStormIRide wrote:
Bezerko wrote:
Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit? :P


Sounds like my job too! Military or police, I take it? Freaking chasing people in boots is never fun.


Military. You get used to it after wearing them everyday, plus I have good boots.

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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:31 pm 
 

I guess I'll play along as well.

at the gym in june.. pretty much one of the last times I got to be in the gym since I started work up here
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recording vocals a few weeks ago...
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from the photoshoot for the upcoming Forestfather album. I was sick and tired literally. had a sinus infection and had just woken up a few hours ago from a 5 hour nap:
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:25 pm 
 

Oh sweet I was just saying this thread needs some (Amish) American Gladiators.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:27 pm 
 

Dat beard!
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:33 pm 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
I guess I'll play along as well.

at

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Markov
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:43 pm 
 

Here's an old one of me when I broke my finger.

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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:48 pm 
 

SLK, you look like an Amish Ryan Reynolds.
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CorpseFister
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:09 pm 
 

Also, that vocal recording pic confirmed what I suspected: SLK records shirtless in a sweaty caveman-like delirium. You can almost hear the man stink in the recordings.

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