Btf, tony, I assumed you would take up the task of keeping it updated!

That was a beautiful exchange between Gelseth_Andrano and MickeyC

Lots of cats and dogs in here.. here's me and my girlfriends bunny:

Yeah, yeah, not a priority though! I'll do it later.

Horrible attempt at looking like a tough guy:



Following the pet trend:

Angry Drunk after losing beer pong.
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Happy Drunk waking up on my nephews top bunk bed after my brothers wedding.
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh24 ... cab428.jpg

Medieval Times
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh24 ... 03c7f5.jpg

Seeing as the cool melee weapons have been brought out, here are my daggers...


This was the third I bought, early this year maybe. Says 'Alles fur Deutschland' on the blade.


All three, sheathed.


All three, unsheathed. They're shown in the order I bought them. First is Brit-oriented, then Egyptian themed (handle design is an Egyptian man), then the German beauty with the eagles on the guard.

How to look like a rapist unintentionally in a photo, part 1:

guh! cute. @_@

I haven't read this thread in a while, so i'm quoting an old post (sorry if I'm repeating someone else): Cats show their belly as a sign of trust. Some don't mind belly/breast rubs, and some can enjoy them, but they don't necessarily show their bellies as an invitation to rub them. I do think they try to look like helpless babies when they do that though, haha... chances are they look at you as their mother, and they want you to baby them. Cats are fucking selfish bitches, haha.

Mine rarely bite, but they will often kick their back feet out if I try to rub their tummies...

CATS.

How exactly does one look like a rapist? I find this notion somewhat odd. Is there a graph for components? Let's give it a try, starting at a neutral mark of 50. A score of zero means you're looking purer than Jesus. A score of 100 indicates that you're actually raping someone in the photo.

Red hoodie = +2*
Hood up = +5
Somewhat odd / creepy facial expression = +5
Surrounded by tents, some presumably containing drunken females = +5
Yellow Electric Wizard t-shirt = -30**

Congratulations! You don't look like a rapist!

*Any other color besides black and red would be irrelevant, but red and black are associated with blood and death, so, hey - bonus points!
**Also, this shirt indicates a 70% chance of being too high for general function, let alone rape-function.

dude, you've done this kind of observation before, right?

Unless he is the guy on the left, then by my rapist evaluation charts he tops the scale.

Egads. It's the kid from Superbad on the left.

Co-workers? They don't' look like trash collectors. So they like a scruffy guy like you work in an office?

this is actually a better picture of me, not as close to the face as my last one.

Someone looks badass.

I know this is a joke, but I work in a bar. I'm a bartender/cook.

He looks like so many people it's hilarious

to the bone, brutha

Latest picture of me taken a few days ago when I met my favourite singer Anneke Van Giersbergen. I don't own a camera, and my phone is poor, but wasn't going to pass up this opportunity!



me in fancy dress at halloween while taped to another girl lol.



fancy dress on my second most recent birthday where I failed at corpse paint, but made up for it with the pun that can be made with telephone call of the wintermoon!



yet more fancy dress. As a dirty hippy. Apparently I made a promise to a friend when drunk I would wear something colorful and not just black to her fancy dress party. I normally have the best costumes as you can tell.



snowy times. Managed to find a picture of me from first year without fancy dress, alcohol, or both.



a few years ago at the talent show for the last day of school me and 4 friends said we'd pretend to play a song as an airband as a comedy act. Did it to paranoid by black sabbath with Dio singing from the live at hammersmith album. It was shortly after he died, so it kind of turned into the worlds dumbest tribute.



me in a chavvy hoodie, but never mind. I was born in this place, and though I moved away to a city when I was two, I go there several times a year as we have relatives here, and it really is a lovely place.



me making a stereotypical black metal album cover at Church Ope Cove, one of my favourite places in the entire world. in a 360 degree panarama you have the sea and a beach, a ruined castle with a graveyard, lots of trees on a hill on one side, and another hill with old steps that's really green. It's not as scenic as maybe the above pic, but one of the best places to spend a day chilling.

Two things:

1) You drink beer with a straw and,
2)Black metal album covers usually don't involve people wearing trainers (last pic)

Just sayin'

Well, sometimes black metalers need to wear trainers to outrun the demiurge. You can't escape the Light in combat boots

1) i had to keep readjusting my zoidberg mask if i didn't drink through a straw. It did lead to me chucking up coz it was so fucking bubbly in my stomach. So I got my comeuppance for drinking beer like a fag. After chucking up I took my mask off and drunk normally.
2) This place is a really long walk away from anywhere so I was wearing trainers. It was my dad's idea to do it coz the place looked fitting. Wasn't going to say "sure that sounds fun, let me spend 2 hours walkign back and getting some more appropriate footwear"

Half of my job is running in combat boots. Maybe you just need to harden up a bit?

tired and exhausted by the sun (which can clearly by read on my face) - here's one of (more to follow) pics from my recent holiday to Italy (Imperia in North-Italy). This is in the part of Imepria called Oneglia.

Whoa there, Gelseth works warehouse security.

Sounds like my job too! Military or police, I take it? Freaking chasing people in boots is never fun.

Try running in boots in soft sand! That shit sucks!

Anyways, heres a picture of myself, my car, and an island.

oh dude, you look almost EXACTLY like fat mike from NOFX when he was younger (that's a cool thing)

here's me about 5 days ago, by the harbour in Reykjavik:

Oh god I just remembered this picture from the Lock Up show back in February of this year.

Damn straight

Military. You get used to it after wearing them everyday, plus I have good boots.

I guess I'll play along as well.

at the gym in june.. pretty much one of the last times I got to be in the gym since I started work up here




recording vocals a few weeks ago...


from the photoshoot for the upcoming Forestfather album. I was sick and tired literally. had a sinus infection and had just woken up a few hours ago from a 5 hour nap:

Oh sweet I was just saying this thread needs some (Amish) American Gladiators.

Dat beard!

Here's an old one of me when I broke my finger.

SLK, you look like an Amish Ryan Reynolds.

Also, that vocal recording pic confirmed what I suspected: SLK records shirtless in a sweaty caveman-like delirium. You can almost hear the man stink in the recordings.