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LlamaTrainer
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:14 am 
 

Even though I don't think anybody really cares, I'll join in :-P

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My handsome self on the day of my high-school graduation. The other two happy people are edited out for obvious reasons.

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Yet another flattering photo of myself from the first day of university, which was only several days ago.

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As you can see I am still just a man-baby.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:39 am 
 

your folks seem like really nice people.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:55 am 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
your folks seem like really nice people.


You can tell just by the expressions on their faces!

EDIT: I also want to say that this forum is certainly smashing the stereotype of internet forum-dwellers being unattractive, hideous beasts! Keep up the great work, everyone :-D
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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:59 am 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
your folks seem like really nice people.

They have some sort of disorder though- At least it wasn't hereditary.
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LlamaTrainer
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Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:02 am 
 

iAm wrote:
They have some sort of disorder though- At least it wasn't hereditary.


I would sure hope so, considering the other two people in that photo are my older siblings!
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Metantoine
bébé ours

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:04 am 
 

How old is your sister?

:oh shit:

Seriously though, how do you like your first week or so at the university (which one you're going?)

EDIT: SHE'S MY AGE!

/me packs his things
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:07 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
How old is your sister?

:oh shit:


Well, she's 5 years older than me, so...

:oh shit:
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swayze
Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:10 pm
Posts: 307
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:17 am 
 

I don't have many pictures of myself over the past few years, and the ones I do aren't very high quality, but whatever.

2-3 months ago:
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Obligatory cat photo (fucking huge for some reason):
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Skirting the no-genital rule here, but I should be in the clear, since it's a pretty famous cock, and it definitely qualifies as PG-13. Also, greatest pair of underwear ever:
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Azmodes
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Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:44 am
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Location: Gradec, Austria
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:35 am 
 

JAWESOME!
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LlamaTrainer
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:32 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Seriously though, how do you like your first week or so at the university (which one you're going?)

EDIT: SHE'S MY AGE!

/me packs his things


Whoops, I'm responding quite late since I didn't see this. :-P

Anyways, I am already enjoying university much more than I tolerated high school. I'm attending the University of Northern British Columbia so I can (hopefully) earn a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science!
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Metantoine
bébé ours

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:34 pm 
 

Oh no problem, man, I edited my post, so no biggie! Cool man and good luck! A bit far from me but if you ever move to McGill, tell me!
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Ecliptik
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Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:58 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:40 pm 
 

Azmodes wrote:
JAWESOME!


I about flipped out right there 'cause I thought you were making a Street Sharks reference.

Although it wasn't too far off.

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LlamaTrainer
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:42 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Oh no problem, man, I edited my post, so no biggie! Cool man and good luck! A bit far from me but if you ever move to McGill, tell me!


Thanks dude! If I'm ever over in your neck of the woods I'll buy you a beer :beer:
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Razakel
Nekroprince

Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:00 pm 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
Anyways, I am already enjoying university much more than I tolerated high school. I'm attending the University of Northern British Columbia so I can (hopefully) earn a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science!


If you ever make it down to Victoria or go to any metal shows in Vancouver, definitely let me know!

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LlamaTrainer
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:07 pm 
 

Razakel wrote:
LlamaTrainer wrote:
Anyways, I am already enjoying university much more than I tolerated high school. I'm attending the University of Northern British Columbia so I can (hopefully) earn a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science!


If you ever make it down to Victoria or go to any metal shows in Vancouver, definitely let me know!


I shall! It's always nice having people to go to shows with :)
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Dragunov
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Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:34 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:59 pm 
 

Ecliptik wrote:
I about flipped out right there 'cause I thought you were making a Street Sharks reference.


No, I think he actually made a Street Sharks reference. SO FLIP OUT ALREADY
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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
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Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:54 pm 
 

Me and my girlfriend. I look like 4 years younger when clean shaved :3

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juicebitch
Juice Bitch

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:57 am
Posts: 1587
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:19 am 
 

PEDO
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Metantoine
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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:23 am 
 

Nah, the boy looks old enough, juicebitch.
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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:31 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:57 am 
 

RageW, I actually think you look a lot older in that picture. Like a fat old man.
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RageW
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:07 am 
 

Don't remind me of how fat I am >_>
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BarryLamarBonds
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Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:36 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:43 am 
 

6'4" 240. Wanna fight?

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With hair:

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Picture of Xena, had to put her down two weeks ago after 12 good years:

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:39 am 
 

He's still a puppy, but soon he'll need to trade his left eye for water from the toilet of knowledge.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:22 am 
 

Derigin looks a bit like a juvenile John Malkowitz in that pic.
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:42 am 
 

Who the fuck is John Malkowitz?
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:42 am 
 

I am a little lost, myself, actually...

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iAm
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Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:04 pm 
 

Wikipedia says he was a physician of really no significant importance other than promoting the use of the stuff "mood enhancers." Did he mean John Malkovitch?
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oogboog
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:15 pm 
 

iAm wrote:
Wikipedia says he was a physician of really no significant importance other than promoting the use of the stuff "mood enhancers." Did he mean John Malkovitch?


Who are you talking about? I came across this guy.
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hey
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:41 pm 
 

oogboog wrote:
iAm wrote:
Wikipedia says he was a physician of really no significant importance other than promoting the use of the stuff "mood enhancers." Did he mean John Malkovitch?


Who are you talking about? I came across this guy.

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His first sentence was about John Markowitz, and his second was about John Malkovitch (the person you linked to). Unless I'm mistaken, neither of these are John Malkowitz.

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HellBlazer
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:53 pm 
 

Uh... it seems pretty obvious he meant John Malkovich the actor.

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PhilosophicalFrog
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:56 pm 
 

No! We need more shitty investigation!
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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:00 pm 
 

Rexbo, sleeping:

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hey
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:36 pm 
 

D'aww, your dog's pretty cute.

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Poisonfume
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Location: Greece
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:42 pm 
 

For some reason, that tennis ball looks like the devil.

EDIT: I lied, it's for obvious reasons: it has metal horns.
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:09 am 
 

ALL HAIL THE VENUS HAND TRAP!

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He's damn good at this, "I'm sooo cute! Come and rub my belly..." then he bites you...
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Ecliptik
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Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:58 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:26 am 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
ALL HAIL THE VENUS HAND TRAP!


Oh god, that's just TOO good.

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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: Elgin, Illinois
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:24 pm 
 

I've noticed that a lot of cats do that, they seem to hate belly rubs. All except my cats. My theory is that they grew up around our dogs, and thus noticed the dogs getting attention that way, so they figured "Hey, lets do that too!".
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HouseSpiders
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:32 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
they seem to hate belly rubs. All except my cats.

Mine like them though
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:48 pm 
 

cats.

:puke:
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iAm
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Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:03 pm 
 

We used to have a cat but had to get rid of it because it wouldn't stop attacking the dogs. It would literally set them up! I shit you not- it would steal bread, hide it under a chair, wait, then pounce on the dog when it went for it.


Also it had a bladder problem.
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