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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:46 am 
 

HOLY SHIT. BABIES.
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the_heathen
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue May 20, 2014 1:37 pm
Posts: 169
Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:10 am 
 

Enjoy every moment with your puppy Rompestromper time flies.

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yentass
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:28 am
Posts: 911
Location: Israel
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:29 pm 
 

Well well, another furry turds (and a few majestic cats who've met an untimely end, my condolences to you guys) round... sure, I'll bite.

This majestic creature...
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ImageThe picture was taken in June; the stone tile he inhabits is approximately 12x16 cm in size

...is a stray kitten at my working place I'm hell-bent on befriending, despite the fact that he's, well, a stray cat, and not a neuter at that. Anyway, my attention to his existence was drawn at first when he became the only stray cat in the area (out of 4) ballsy (or hungry, or stupid) enough to approach me quite closely to lick my meal leftovers lying quite close to me. As a reward for his bravery, I decided to put some of the factory's milk to good use:
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With my prime directive in mind, though, I started to gradually put the bowl closer and closer to me:
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Then - the feeding commenced. First - from distance, then - from my hand, then - from my hand after hopping on my couch. Didn't want to get any grease on my camera though, so no pictures were taken. It's worth noting though that even though he (yes, it's a he) wasn't averse from eating off of my hands, touching him was a big no-no for the longest time. Until...
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The elation was short-lived though, since I quickly discovered that his quite peculiar form of showing gratitude is...
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Image...suckling on my elbow joint. Don't think too much into it, it makes zero sense

...Which might be considered adorable by some, until you notice that there are claws involved... and oddly enough, the right hand is a favorite for some reason.
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...Anyway, if we're into fluffy stuff already, let me show you something I took a picture of at my work place as well and the vast majority of you have never seen before. The photo in question is endearingly dubbed:
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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:19 pm 
 

yentass wrote:
...Anyway, if we're into fluffy stuff already, let me show you something I took a picture of at my work place as well and the vast majority of you have never seen before. The photo in question is endearingly dubbed:
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I understood that reference! :P
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rexxz
Retired

Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:21 pm 
 

epic photo re-sizing skills, man.

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yentass
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:28 am
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Location: Israel
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:45 pm 
 

I know, right?

(Sorry, been caught by it by surprise as well. Should be more viewable now)
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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:55 am
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Location: Innsmouth
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:18 am 
 

What is that creature in the last picture? I enjoyed the photo documentary of befriending the cat though, well done! There are some cute strays in the neighborhood here as well, maybe I should tame one.
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yentass
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:55 am 
 

It's a rock hyrax.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:21 pm 
 

My babies.
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John_Sunlight
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:23 pm 
 

Is Layla watching TV?
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:33 pm 
 

Nah, she's not interested in this peasant form of canine entertainment. It's all about belly rubs for her.
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Rompestromper
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:37 pm
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:25 am 
 

the_heathen wrote:
Enjoy every moment with your puppy Rompestromper time flies.


Thanks :) it flies hard indeed but we have a lot of fun together already so that is good!

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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:55 am
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Location: Innsmouth
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:53 pm 
 

Oh hey, I have an actual photo of myself! At Gakwonsa Buddhist Temple, Cheonan-si.

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

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Location: Seattle, United States
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:55 pm 
 

Get a picture with either Lee Min Ho or Girls' Generation and then I'll be impressed.
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Littlewolf
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 4:18 am
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:06 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
My babies.
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your cute little black furry baby reminded me of this Brutal Metal Cats video :lol:

http://youtu.be/CLrNmX_fAUw
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Grave_Wyrm
Metalhead

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Location: At the bottom of the lake
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:30 pm 
 

Nice pic, iamntbatman! :) Welcome to Korea.
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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:31 pm
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Location: U.S.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:42 pm 
 

A few pics from my recent cross-country road trip:

In an old-school ice cream truck in Ann Arbor, Michigan
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Getting molested by BastardHead in Chicago
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Sitting above Crater Lake, Oregon
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Tried taking a selfie in front of the Idaho sunset...ended up looking like an atom bomb went off
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CF_Mono
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:21 pm
Posts: 1539
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:57 am 
 

Hung out with a couple friends and just shot some stuff. Here are the me-pics. One of these I may use as a picture for my upcoming grindcore EP, because then I can shirt-drop Bleak! Eh?

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More pictures of me with trains, crumbling stuff, or just exploring:

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Trashy_Rambo
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:04 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:55 am 
 

If I can manage to look passable, there's hope for anyone!
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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:04 am 
 

You look a bit like Iommi.
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Metantoine
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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:51 pm 
 

CF Mono looks like Jim Carrey a bit.
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CF_Mono
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:00 am 
 

Haha I could see that in one of them maybe.
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Back Stabbath
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:15 am
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Location: Terra Nullius
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:13 am 
 

To the Left.

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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:07 pm 
 

As some of you might know, besides playing in my Black/Death Metal band, I'm also working in a pop band as bassist. Pay is good, but the music sucks. This pic is from last Friday. So this is me "rocking" like there's no tomorrow. Fucking hell, I'm handsome!

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Ah, yeah, that thing I'm holding with my mouth is my pick. That's the reason I look weird :P
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RepulsiveVenom
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Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:56 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:04 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
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Fucking John McEntee!
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Dystopia4 and IX Leviathan @Mont Royal station
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How was the show? I've never had a chance to see Incantation live. I seen John & Jill at MDF last year though!
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:11 pm 
 

Pretty great, they destroy live! You can check out some more pics and a short review on my blog.
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CF_Mono
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:40 am 
 

OpsiusCato wrote:
As some of you might know, besides playing in my Black/Death Metal band, I'm also working in a pop band as bassist. Pay is good, but the music sucks. This pic is from last Friday. So this is me "rocking" like there's no tomorrow. Fucking hell, I'm handsome!

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Ah, yeah, that thing I'm holding with my mouth is my pick. That's the reason I look weird :P

Why play in a band with music you hate? I could see msyelf enjoying a non-metal project, but if it's that bad why stay in the gig?
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:57 am 
 

Because they pay good money. It's work. Like working jobs you hate to buy a big fucking television, kinda paraphrasing Renton.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:48 am 
 

Cool pics OC, but what with the big mural/painting in the background? Creepy.

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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:00 am 
 

It's just a tree growing from the drummer's head. Nothing unusual there.
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Uncolored
Death Metal Fundamentalist

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Location: Cagliari/Italy
PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:51 am 
 

OpsiusCato wrote:
I'm also working in a pop band as bassist.


man you fucking sucks. you are betraying the true heavy metal of steel faith! bröderna hårdrock are coming to mexico to kick your smelly ass and slapshot your handsome mug.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:11 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Cool pics OC, but what with the big mural/painting in the background? Creepy.

I actually thought it looked kinda cool at first.
Ilwhyan wrote:
It's just a tree growing from the drummer's head. Nothing unusual there.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, right! I hadn't noticed!
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man you fucking sucks. you are betraying the true heavy metal of steel faith! bröderna hårdrock are coming to mexico to kick your smelly ass and slapshot your handsome mug.

Gotta pay the bills, dude. I still use metal band shirts and headbang as if playing fucking Iron Maiden ;)
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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:13 pm 
 

I'm impressed more than anything that you actually make some decent bread from that gig. It looks like you guys would play childrens bday parties and what not. More power to you dude, I respect the hustle.
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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:55 pm 
 

Just have a look what was parking in front of my office today!!! See ya'… in 1955!

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(had posted this a few hours before but a friend of mine was still logged in with her MA account, so I deleted it)
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:19 pm 
 

yentass, that kitten is so cute, it should be illegal!
I hope you will make one another very happy for many, many years. @_@

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I made this for my step dad last Christmas. It's got every cat we had at the time.
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Marag
Veteran

Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:55 pm
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Location: down there where chaos prevails
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:52 am 
 

nipah~*
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Morrigan
Crone of War

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:13 am 
 

Spoiler tag or no, those are absurdly large. You should resize. :P
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RepulsiveVenom
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:40 am 
 

I don't know if this pic will work or not:

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RepulsiveVenom
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:40 am 
 

It did! Awesome! ^ Taken a year ago.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:20 pm 
 

What band's logo is that? I kinda feel I've seen it before.
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