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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:19 am 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
darkeningday wrote:
henkkjelle is, quite possibly, the most Dutch-looking Dutch person I've ever seen.

I echo that sentiment.

I, on the other hand, look so un-Finnish, that even today when I was buying a bottle of wine, the cashier greeted me in English. The area is abasolutely not a tourist zone.


:lol:

I once was mistaken for Astennu (former Dimmu Borgir/Carpe Tenebrum/Covenant etc guitarist) in the shitters at a Mayhem gig years ago in Sydney by some Norwegian guy.
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Bezerko
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:23 am 
 

That wasn't the 2010 Mayhem gig was it Crushed?

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:42 am 
 

Nah, I saw them before then. Not sure if it was 2004, or a bit later, but certainly wasn't 2010.
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Bezerko
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:54 am 
 

Lame. I was pretty gutted that I saw them just after Blasphemer left.

Still damn near shit myself when they played opened with Pagan Fears though. And played Ghoul. Fuckin' GHOUL. Then I got Hellhammer's drumstick.

Fuck, that was a good gig.

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waiguoren
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Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:23 am
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:08 am 
 

You guys have all the luck in the world. I've only ever been mistaken for Mr Bean and Tim Curry's love child. Numerous times.
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taufan99
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Joined: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:19 am
Posts: 141
Location: Indonesia
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:11 am 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
I like it very much how you express your nationality, please, can you express some more of your nationality?

Express more? You mean like making an album that is themed like Impaled Nazarene's "Suomi Finland Perkele"?
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:11 pm 
 

waiguoren wrote:
You guys have all the luck in the world. I've only ever been mistaken for Mr Bean and Tim Curry's love child. Numerous times.

More than once I've been mistaken for Argentinians soccer players, I don't think you can't get worse than this.

henkkjelle looks like such a good boy. If I was a middle-aged mom and had a daughter, I'd want her to marry henkkjelle.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:22 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
waiguoren wrote:
You guys have all the luck in the world. I've only ever been mistaken for Mr Bean and Tim Curry's love child. Numerous times.

More than once I've been mistaken for Argentinians soccer players, I don't think you can't get worse than this.

henkkjelle looks like such a good boy. If I was a middle-aged mom and had a daughter, I'd want her to marry henkkjelle.


It's a good thing I got the moms on my team because I certainly don't have the daughters themselves coming after me. :panda:
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Desperta_Ferro
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Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:45 am
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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:31 pm 
 

Man, this forum needs a like button.

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Nochielo
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Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:20 am
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Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:15 am 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
Marag wrote:
henkkjelle looks like such a good boy. If I was a middle-aged mom and had a daughter, I'd want her to marry henkkjelle.


It's a good thing I got the moms on my team because I certainly don't have the daughters themselves coming after me. :panda:

Nope. You got the support of a dude on a hypothetical scenario. That said, I share your pain, brother.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:56 am 
 

GAH. Go meet ladies, dudes.

You're both younger right? Meeting people before Uni/being a grown up kinda sucks. So, no hurry there. Frog nary had a girlfriend until his Junior year in high school, and nothing serious until first year uni.

NOW I AM A SEX GOD WHO ENGAGES IN EVERYTHING.......but my heart...it aches....
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Kveldulfr
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Joined: Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:01 pm
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Location: Chile
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:55 am 
 

Marag wrote:
waiguoren wrote:
You guys have all the luck in the world. I've only ever been mistaken for Mr Bean and Tim Curry's love child. Numerous times.

More than once I've been mistaken for Argentinians soccer players, I don't think you can't get worse than this.



I've been mistaken for fucking Glen Benton. Say that again.

When Deicide played live here like 8-9 years ago some youngsters asked me to sign their cds in an hilarious broken english.
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Punishing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:53 pm 
 

Really? You look nothing like him.
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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:08 pm 
 

Back then I had a long ass beard, hair and used sunglasses. I dunno, but those guys were totally clueless anyway and the situation was both hilarious and embarassing at the same time. Some friends also said it, that I looked like OUTC-era Benton. Geez.
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:46 pm 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
GAH. Go meet ladies, dudes.

You're both younger right? Meeting people before Uni/being a grown up kinda sucks. So, no hurry there. Frog nary had a girlfriend until his Junior year in high school, and nothing serious until first year uni.

Age 23 since Wednesday and I graduate college in a year, so yeah... it hasn't been good so far.
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HamburgerBoy
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Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:40 am
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:41 pm 
 

henkkjelle is so far the closest person to looking like me in this thread (he actually reminds me a lot of a younger sibling). Thought I was the only one here with my hair combed like that. Additionally, I too am a member of the Metal Archives virgin club.

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taufan99
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Joined: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:19 am
Posts: 141
Location: Indonesia
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:02 am 
 

Nochielo wrote:
Age 23 since Wednesday and I graduate college in a year, so yeah... it hasn't been good so far.

Age 13 (going 14 in 27th August) and a junior high school student. I bet nobody here can get much younger than me... :lol:
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MutantClannfear
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Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 12:12 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:12 am 
 

I wouldn't be so sure. I joined this forum when I was 13, and I think Crick joined around that point in his life as well.

Granted, I was a moron who got banned around that time, so you seem to be doing better than I did.


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darkeningday
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Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:20 pm
Posts: 1890
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:18 am 
 

I think user 'buttercup' joined when he was 12. Hasn't been around for a while, though.
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taufan99
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:37 am 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
I was a moron who got banned around that time, so you seem to be doing better than I did.

While I was 12, I was a Doomer (that's how the fans of DOOM call themselves) and joined the ZDoom (a source port of DOOM itself) forum. Just like you, I often did stupid things, luckily the administrators knew I was 12, so I was only threatened. After that, I have learned that better think before posting anything in a forum.
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Doomed Cowboy
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Joined: Fri May 03, 2013 8:21 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:38 pm 
 

taufan99 wrote:
MutantClannfear wrote:
I was a moron who got banned around that time, so you seem to be doing better than I did.

While I was 12, I was a Doomer (that's how the fans of DOOM call themselves) and joined the ZDoom (a source port of DOOM itself) forum. Just like you, I often did stupid things, luckily the administrators knew I was 12, so I was only threatened. After that, I have learned that better think before posting anything in a forum.

Wait, Doomer, as in one who plays DOOM, or one who listens to Doom metal? I always referred to the latter as doomsters, such as myself.

I'd put up a picture, but I don't have a way to take one, nor do I want any of you creeps seeing my face. :D
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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:03 pm 
 

When capitalised (DOOM or DooM) it usually means the computer game. Since he mentioned ZDoom, it should be somewhat obvious.
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the_raytownian
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Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:04 pm 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
Man, this forum needs a like button.


A lot of forums have "kudos"/"karma" post-rating systems.
IDK that they are ever effective (in getting users to try to post better)... or possibly detrimental (people posting anything that comes to mind to get more "points").
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Ilwhyan
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Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:08 pm 
 

They're detrimental. Posters should focus on writing quality posts rather than accumulating a stat, even if the stat is based on some assessment of quality. Help forums like Stack Overflow benefit from it, but not one like this, I'm certain.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:09 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
waiguoren wrote:
You guys have all the luck in the world. I've only ever been mistaken for Mr Bean and Tim Curry's love child. Numerous times.

More than once I've been mistaken for Argentinians soccer players, I don't think you can't get worse than this.


I was in a gay bar once and was approached by this dyke who thought I was another dyke. She came up behind me and asked me if I some female name I cannot recall. So I think she must've figured i was her bulldyke blind date. :lol:
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IntoNevermore
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:52 pm 
 

Join the Dark Side! NOOWWW!!

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Enthroned3112
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:51 pm 
 

That's me in Montreal, last september.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:52 pm 
 

Sorry, the image might be a bit, ehm, large... :ugh:
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Doomed Cowboy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:55 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
When capitalised (DOOM or DooM) it usually means the computer game. Since he mentioned ZDoom, it should be somewhat obvious.

Just looked up ZDoom, makes sense. I don't do much PC gaming, and I haven't slept in about 3 days, so I'm all kinds of muddled right now.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:57 pm 
 

Doomed Cowboy wrote:
Ilwhyan wrote:
When capitalised (DOOM or DooM) it usually means the computer game. Since he mentioned ZDoom, it should be somewhat obvious.

Just looked up ZDoom, makes sense. I don't do much PC gaming, and I haven't slept in about 3 days, so I'm all kinds of muddled right now.

Sounds nasty. I hope you can get that sorted, whatever it is!
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taufan99
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:15 pm 
 

Doomed Cowboy wrote:
I'd put up a picture, but I don't have a way to take one, nor do I want any of you creeps seeing my face. :D

Do it, please do it! I'm running into curiosity! :-P
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:18 pm 
 

IntoNevermore wrote:
Join the Dark Side! NOOWWW!!

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Fedora dude doesn't look awkwardly uncomfortable at all.
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Doomed Cowboy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:35 pm 
 

taufan99 wrote:
Do it, please do it! I'm running into curiosity! :-P

Ehh, we'll see.

Ilwhyan wrote:
Sounds nasty. I hope you can get that sorted, whatever it is!

I've recently developed a form of insomnia, it relates with times I can't sleep at all, and times I over sleep to the extreme. Its been hard to get used to.
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IntoNevermore
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:42 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
IntoNevermore wrote:
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Fedora dude doesn't look awkwardly uncomfortable at all.


That's me. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:51 pm 
 

Another fedora lover, get him guys!
Me on my way to Ottawa this week.
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:01 pm 
 

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:10 pm 
 

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A real man's hat. :p
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IntoNevermore
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:19 pm 
 

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A real man's hat. :p


I think I just shit myself. :oh shit:
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Gypaetus
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:25 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Another fedora lover, get him guys!
Me on my way to Ottawa this week.
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You look JUST like a guy I know named Dave, just so you know :P I did a bit of a double take there.
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So this is me over the winter indoor rock climbing
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