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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 5:26 pm 
 

Nochielo wrote:
grauer_mausling wrote:
two pics from today in front of my webcam :-P

...
He's being humble, I mean he's not posting the pictures where he's swimming in girls.


married happily since nearly nine years :wink:

Thanks for your compliments, guys, though I don't really get it. You sound like you see yourselves as some kind of hunchbacks... :???:
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 5:40 pm 
 

Not necessarily. We're just envious of the fact that you look like a movie star, man :-P
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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:36 pm 
 

A gorgeous, perfectly postured movie star. Hahaha.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:54 pm 
 

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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
Extreme_violence wrote:
Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 1:28 am 
 

^ haha .. I expected you to be bigger, but .. you bad ass. :)

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 2:45 am 
 

Ten bucks say that there's an actual blade hidden inside the wooden sword.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 3:01 am 
 

I think we should have Morrigan's picture removed, bit too revealing if you ask me.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 3:02 am 
 

Nah, it's not...Not sure it would be legal, eh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinai
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 3:22 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Nah, it's not...Not sure it would be legal, eh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinai

Eh, a guy can dream :-P

Nice to know that those things are specifically designed so that no one can get hurt using them, though.
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:35 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Nice to know that those things are specifically designed so that no one can get hurt using them, though.

An amazing design concept for a training weapon indeed!
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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:09 am 
 

great pic - Kendo indeed is bad ass and not just because of it's gear.
I did various martial arts in my teen and early twen years and always wanted
to do Kendo, too, but couldn't find a training place in my town back then.
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yentass
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:22 am 
 

I_Am_Vengeance wrote:
I think we should have Morrigan's picture removed, bit too revealing if you ask me.

Cue the obligatory Morrigan-posts-a-picture-of-herself-in-a-Kendo-suit joke I guess...

But yeah, I imagined Morrigan to be taller for some reason as well.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 9:20 am 
 

Azmodes wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
Nice to know that those things are specifically designed so that no one can get hurt using them, though.

An amazing design concept for a training weapon indeed!

:lol:

You can hurt someone with a shinai if you really try. But with the armour we're (mostly :P) safe.

Bokkens, on the other hand... small wonder they're used for kata only. You could literally kill someone with it.
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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 10:45 am 
 

Living the Dutch dream.

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Napero
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 10:55 am 
 

Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.

You liar. That's obviously not in Netherlands, I can spot height differences in the scenery in the pic.
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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 11:02 am 
 

Napero wrote:
Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.

You liar. That's obviously not in Netherlands, I can spot height differences in the scenery in the pic.


:D

To be fair, it's near the German border.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 11:30 am 
 

They do have pretty big piles of sand in the Netherlands though.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 12:04 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
picture of Morrigan


Hey, big props for going through life dealing with all the adversity that would result from having your feet be completely backwards. Cool beard, too!
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 12:32 pm 
 

Azmodes wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
Nice to know that those things are specifically designed so that no one can get hurt using them, though.

An amazing design concept for a training weapon indeed!

So..... Picked the Captain Obvious ball there.

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Morrigan wrote:
You can hurt someone with a shinai if you really try. But with the armour we're (mostly :P) safe.

Bokkens, on the other hand... small wonder they're used for kata only. You could literally kill someone with it.

Compound fractures, ruptured organs..... Yup, that's pretty damn nasty for a piece of wood.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:20 pm 
 

Strange, of all the admins to not have a face, I would've guessed Nightgaunt, not Morrigan.

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:30 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
Morrigan wrote:
picture of Morrigan


Hey, big props for going through life dealing with all the adversity that would result from having your feet be completely backwards. Cool beard, too!

o_O

What are you talking about?

I'm the gentleman in a suit and tie with the glasses and the flags, duh.
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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:32 pm 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Strange, of all the admins to not have a face, I would've guessed Nightgaunt, not Morrigan.


But ho! If only they would make some sound,
Or wear a face where faces should be found!
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:34 pm 
 

Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.


Where's the weed, chips with mayonnaise and the dead prostitutes in the canal, then? You're no Dutchman, you fraud.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:55 pm 
 

Through my amazing internet detective skills, I've found the real Morrigan in the picture

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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:57 pm 
 

Morrigan is Patrick Stewart?
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Against Such Things
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 5:46 pm 
 

"Metal: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Encyclopedia Metallum. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new bands, to seek out new genres and new compositions, to boldly hear what no man has heard before."

What a mental image.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 5:52 pm 
 

Poisonfume wrote:
Morrigan is Patrick Stewart?

Yes. Damn, I thought I was subtle, but I've been found out.
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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:22 pm 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.


Where's the weed, chips with mayonnaise and the dead prostitutes in the canal, then? You're no Dutchman, you fraud.


You know nothing. That picture was taken by a clog-wearing, weed-smoking dead prostitute who suffered a stroke when she accidentally dropped her mayonnaise-drenched chips into the canal. Who do you think the other bike belongs to?
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:29 pm 
 

I stand corrected, sir. You are a true Highlander Dutchman.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 9:24 pm 
 

Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.


i think ive seen you at a gig once. Where you at?

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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 9:29 pm 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
Panflute wrote:
Living the Dutch dream.


i think ive seen you at a gig once. Where you at?


Unlikely, as I haven't been to a gig since about 2009, except for one shitty death metal concert in Alkmaar last year.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 5:45 am 
 

ive been going to gigs since 2006 so who knows.

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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 3:54 pm 
 

I used to have long hair and a beard so I still doubt it, hehe.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 4:15 pm 
 

Panflute wrote:
You know nothing. That picture was taken by a clog-wearing, weed-smoking dead prostitute who suffered a stroke when she accidentally dropped her mayonnaise-drenched chips into the canal. Who do you think the other bike belongs to?

I used an illegally downloaded C.S.I. picture manipulation program, and enhanced and zoomed the picture to find the reflection in his sunglasses. You don't want to see what I found. I'm barricading myself with my family to my basement for a few weeks with enough chainsaws, axes, tuna cans, beer and machetes to keep us isolated.... ....the fries with mayonnaise on weed are coming! On a bicycle! ...From a canal!
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 12:08 am 
 

I shaved:
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:11 am 
 

....Why :(
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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Bezerko
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:49 am 
 

Because clearly he is ALL THAT IS MAN.

But seriously, cut away the mo and just go with the sweet chops.

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:07 am 
 

:nono: Cut it all off, now. It can grow back later, but for now it's ruined.
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Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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MetalCuresHeadaches
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:45 am 
 

After lurking in these forums like that creepy dude in the back of the bar for more than 3 years, I have to say that none of you look anything like I assumed you would.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:58 am 
 

You didn't expect Derigin to be the most Canadian dude ever with a big, thick beard? The first picture of him that I ever saw, he looked like a lumberjack and was in front of a Canadian flag, that's exactly what I expected him to look like :lol:

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