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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:31 am 
 

Please tell me you made that face when you clicked the ban button.
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:44 am 
 

He was finishing that paper.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:37 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Vanilla yogurt is fucking boring.


Clearly you havent had turkish yoghurt.
Also the name chobani is just funny to me. It's like the guy who invented the brand decided that brands with a turkish name wouldnt work in the us so he just added an i so that it would sound greek.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:53 pm 
 

hahaha .. "Ban Face"
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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:31 pm 
 

You shaved your beard just in time for me to grow mine back. We'll never be beard-brothers. :(
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I_Am_Vengeance
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Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:15 am 
 

Turtle_Factory wrote:
It was awesome! Lots of great opening bands, Doomlord had an awesome set... the place was packed, everyone from the 'escena' was there :) Satan's Host played for more than 2 hours, it was pretty crazy. Left at around 3am and they still didn't look as if they were finishing the show. Too bad you missed it


Man I'm jealous, I'm a huge fanboy, I've watched most of the gig through some shitty rip on youtube. Who was that fat guy who got on stage to sing Metal from Hell? Some random? I think this was the last song so not sure if you were still there.
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Turtle_Factory
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Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:14 pm
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Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:52 pm 
 

^LOL!

That's Dantesco, he's actually from one of the leading local bands here, pretty good Power metal IMO, and he always finishes with a Dio tribute. http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Dantesco/26525 < That's his band. I wasn't there when that song came up, I think that was maybe two songs after I left. Overall it was a great show, and the guys really seemed to like Puerto Rico a lot, too. Would you believe the show was a sold-out? Turns out there's huge fundamental Christians who basically said the show was pure evil and satanic (even made it to all news channel at around at hot hours and radio shows), so the show was an instant success. Was great seeing them and wouldn't mind seeing them again!
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:27 pm 
 

I've seen Dantesco in Chicago. Fun show!

Just back from Chile. Not many pictures were taken, because we were mostly too drunk to operate cameras...but we got a few.

The breakfast of champions:
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Burnt as fuck potatoes baked in a makeshift bonfire that was constructed by tearing my friend's roof apart, 4 cigarettes, Cerveza Dorada, and lemon juice with salt.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:36 pm 
 

You're a stylish hobo. Are you sure these potatoes are edible? Man they look so nasty.
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JESUS CRUST, I didn't know this was the goddamn pizza inquisition.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:03 am 
 

No, they're toast, but at least now there are three more clumps of art material.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:19 am 
 

They were edible. You just had to peel the char off.
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PiotrB
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:42 am 
 

You can find some of mine on :
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Byrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:54 am 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
Yesterday me and the wife went to Coastcon and cosplayed as Crossed:

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Also we ended up getting spotlighted on the crossed webpage if you want to take a further look:

http://www.crossedcomic.com/2013/03/17/crossed-cosplay-invades-coastcon-terrorizes-deadpool-and-others/


Honestly, I'm not familiar with this character, but that's a neat shot! What's it like there as far as cons go? I've been to a share of conventions, but only where I live. Started dressing up last year and haven't looked back! Ha.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:20 am 
 

This looked much cooler on a 4 inch screen.
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Enjoyed some Venenum and Obscure Infinity that evening
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:30 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Enjoyed some Venenum and Obscure Infinity that evening

Looks like you were currently enjoying a blowjob.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:53 am 
 

Looks more like he's wishing (s)he wasn't using teeth.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:04 am 
 

:lol: Oh man.
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:59 am 
 

What Mikey and Wombat said, plus the fact that you look quite a bit like Peter Tagtgren.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:33 am 
 

What everyone else said! The fact that it's vignetted and blurred doesn't help your case. Great pic, inhumanist :lol:

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:58 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Enjoyed some Venenum and Obscure Infinity that evening

lucky. a tooth-job AND Venenum! DAMMIT!
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:14 am 
 

Relax guys. No genitals were harmed. Or sucked.
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If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:19 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Relax guys. No genitals were harmed. Or sucked.

Genitals suck.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:10 am 
 

oop. shouldn't have gone there, sorry. Nice hair, inhumanist. I've been given significant hair envy by everyone in this thread. Except maybe Wombat.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:57 am 
 

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My hair is gorgeous.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:07 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
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No offense, but this picture made me think of Rush Limbaugh. :lol:

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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:27 am 
 

What I looked like back in January 2011.
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Now
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:58 am 
 

^ Haha, love that last photo. :)
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:09 am 
 

Brutal ice cream.
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Dog.
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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:46 pm 
 

Grub Street Bookshop, hahaha. Awesome. I love Australia.
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:50 pm 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
Metantoine wrote:
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No offense, but this picture made me think of Rush Limbaugh. :lol:

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</3 Our cuddly fat guys evening is now cancelled, sorry. I bought all these donuts for nothing!
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oogboog
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:00 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
</3 Our cuddly fat guys evening is now cancelled, sorry. I bought all these donuts for nothing!

You can always give them to me Tony. After all, I am 35 lbs overweight, have no friends and have nothing else better to do.

@MikeyC Cool dog, what kind is it?
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:11 pm 
 

I'll eat 'em. Got any Boston cream?

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I'm boring. :(
No, that's not a band shirt, but a random Hooters shirt I have lying around.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:39 pm 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
No offense, but this picture made me think of Rush Limbaugh. :lol:

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That is really, really uncalled for. :( Poor Tony.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:30 pm 
 

TheGrimWombat wrote:
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My hair is gorgeous.


When's the next LMFAO album coming out?
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:57 pm 
 

Halloween about 3 or so years ago:
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Enjoy the wackiness :)

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:02 am 
 

"Ya lookin' at me, bub?"

Which leads me to wonder..... Do Canadians actually use the word "bub"?
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Crick
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:03 am 
 

I've never heard it.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:24 am 
 

Crick wrote:
When's the next LMFAO album coming out?


You're definitely the first person to make this joke.

I still don't get it because I don't know what that is. People seem to think it is very amusing, though.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:36 am 
 

TheGrimWombat wrote:
Crick wrote:
When's the next LMFAO album coming out?


You're definitely the first person to make this joke.

I still don't get it because I don't know what that is. People seem to think it is very amusing, though.


It is amusing because of this:

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That's LMFAO.

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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:46 am 
 

I am way fatter than either of those people.

And white.

And I need my glasses to see.
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