Let's not derail this thread any further, OK?

I hope you people will settle on asking Crick whether or not these cargo pants and these combat boots go well with this pink Hello Kitty parasol and "Boob Inspector" baseball cap, and leave discussing your sexualities out of this thread. OK?

batman literally could not look more stereotypical of a guy surrounded by Asian ladies in that pic. Hell, that whole group of dudes just look like they were born to be....let's say...peculiar...around Asian women

I'm not sure I get it. I mean, I know "yellow fever" is a thing (trust me, so many of these weirdo westerners I meet are basically here because of it) but I wasn't aware there was a particular look for it.

Bought new boots, because I'm a big manly metalhead.



(this is not remotely how you're supposed to do this, I am an enemy of metal)

This is Bill. He likes socks.

At first glance, I totally thought this said "this is bill hicks". If I wasn't so allergic, I'd totally name a cat Bill Hicks.

Crick dresses himself like old ladies decorate their houses. This isn't an insult just an observation.

Old ladies that listen to Milli Vanilli, to be more precise.

Named after Bill Murray.

Still, I'd love to name a cat after a dead comedian or a dead strong-handed communist dictator. You can't deny letting a Mr. Tito, Mr. Ceauçescu or Mr. Hoxha sit on your lap for hours and then claw your groin mercilessly as he stretches and leaps from you like a worn-out plaything.

I've always preferred African warlord dictators over communist ones. Therefore, I am more impartial to name a cat of mine Mr. Amin or Mr. Mugabe.

I think you mean His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

You forgot "King of Scotland".

If he doesn't respond to "mr. Amin", just call out "His excellency, president for life, lord of all beasts and things and conqueror of the British empire in general, and Uganda in particular"

Edit: goddamnit, crick beat me to it.

Pfft, you have the perfect option in General Butt Naked.

Gahhh, why hadn't I thought of that? Mr. Bokassa doesn't quite have the ring to it that I'd want it to have.

What would you name your dog after, though? The various heads of the Axis powers in World War II?

"Go fetch, Hirohito!"

I'm too inebriated to defend this on any degrees but, I've always thought Ruslan, Shamil, Movladi, Said-Magomed, Vakha, Arbi or any other strange Islamic North Caucasian variant would be a cool name for a dog.. Especially a Siberian husky or an Ovcharka.

Ruslan's a badass name. If I had a husky I'd name him that.

Just came back home from riding my motorbike in the snowed mountains:

All cleaned up, which never happens.

I feel nekkid when I show my shaved face in front of everyone, so...

That's an awesome porn 'stache Rambo!

.....Mr. Iommi?

Found this one from a while back. I think it's the only selfie I ever made. And I'm not very proud of it haha.

Edit: Never mind. I thought I was being compared to Sylvester Stallone with the Rambo reference. That clearly isn't the case, haha

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Fuckin' hell, Xlxlxlxlxx, he looks like a doom legion for sure. Looks for sure, though I doubt his finger tips are of the same legendary status. Not the same great riffs shall come forth from such frontal experimental exposition sources. No offense Trashy_Rambo.

Here's one from a few days ago. Shouts out to my girlfriend's mom for the cool mug.

@BSS: what?

I've certainly been compared to worse! Usually I just look like a homely, malnourished dude who hasn't had a shave in a while haha.



None taken! After all, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Might as well make my introduction!
Figured I'd add a face to the name:

From when I was in Antwerp a couple months ago:


and a webcam image from today:

Where is that in Antwerp? It looks really trippy!

Dead Congregation <3

Crick's inner monologue: ...a challenger appears.

x2

A challenger? No no, a sister!

Im ecstatic!

Crick, sometimes I wonder how you can even see, between the glasses perpetually being at a 62 year old librarian angle and always having your hair covering one eye.

The secret is simple: Im fucking blind!

Definitely trippy! It was in the courtyard of St. Paul's Church, along the passageway to the crypt (which was lined with statues of ten weeping archangels and artifacts of Christ's trial and death- ie the thorn crown, whip, ladder, etc). A really overwhelming and humbling sight to behold at the time, in a beautiful city as well! And the food.......let's just say that beer, sausages, and fries will never ever taste as good again anywhere else. Thanks Belgium for ruining food for me forever. I'll miss you.


Let me love you. <3