...are you slenderman?

Holy shit that's a creepy picture.

I'm more a cat person than a dog person, but d'awwwwwwwww, that is one cute doggie.

Just waiting to catch the 7:20 train to your innermost nightmares.

I guess this needs to get posted:

The hell do they put in their water in Korea 'batman?

Crack. Tons and tons of crack.

That photo was taken at a "sticker picture" place. People here are really creepily image-obsessed and teenagers have tons of sticker photos of K-Pop idols that they plaster all over everything, so these sticker picture places are basically for Korean teenagers/young women to go to and take like glamour photos. The thing is it massively auto-photoshops every picture it takes and tries really hard to make girls have that generic anime character sort of look that's seen as the pinnacle of attractiveness. Then you can use these pens and a touch screen to add little stickers, photoshop people even further by adding make-up, making people's eyes bigger, changing eye, hair, lip color, etc. In one photo in the machine's attempt to anime-ize us, it actually totally photoshopped out that Persian guy's eyes, haha.

What a beauty!


WTF?!? Explain something, please.

I've already seen you... I'm trying to remember where and when.

Scary bored self

Thanks haha. It's the sweetest dog we've ever had. She always want to be with you. Really easygoing in the house but when walking through the woods she has tons of energy and always wants to play.

Ever heard of black earwax? I didn't either, until today. I am so metal that my ears ooze liquid steel.

I go to clean house and this mound of shit comes out. It is like a glob of motor oil and slightly gelatinous. I set it down on the bathroom sink and it stained it black.

Warning, weird:

Looks like really old wax buildup. Must feel great to hear clearly out of that ear, again.

Dude, when was the last time you cleaned your fucking ears?

Better than all those Crickpics.

I'd gladly look at selfies of Crick over seeing that again, any day.

Once every 7/10 days. The weird thing is... this only happens in my right ear. I know this has been building up for a while because I've been having trouble hearing out of it sporadically. Like I will wake up in the morning after laying on my right side and I won't have hearing on that side.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Crick. Shaves.

You saw those? Huh, I learned something new today.

And off I go to clean my ears.

man i rarely clean my ears and i never get that shit. Cleaning your ears is not really necessary mostly. iirc if you clean it regularly wax production will just increase.

Have you been listening to any.... Sludge?

Had a ridiculous day in Seoul today.

Ok, carnival costume of this year:
http://viviendoapesardelacrisis.blogspot.com.es/2014/03/carnavales-ihauteriak.html

This is my new Umpa Loompa suit for work. I got it two nights ago and oh my lord is this thing amazing, the only problem is it gives me the physical dimensions of a certain SNES plumber in red without all the nifty abilities.

"LAUGH...and grow fat!"

Here's another reason why you're my favourite forum poster ever.

A bit drunk after seeing Bölzer and Ascension last night

Just about to head to the gym and he doesn't want be left alone:

Kinda looks like a hastily-assembled MF Doom mask. Approved s(e)o(u)lely because I enjoy some of the man's music.

I like that you're a bit drunk and staggering on a train, yet your hair is unmussed and the picture is in perfect focus with high contrast.

Realized I never joined in on the pet pics, so here's Lucy:

And that even after headbanging for a few hours! A friend actually made this picture with his cellphone. It's amazing what kind of quality you can get these days without even trying.

Story of my life.

Here's what I look like with a beard now. Also jamming some Sparklehorse:

Holy funk you're a hunk.

Perhaps. I still sing like a little kid though