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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:44 pm 
 

We can share the middle. I'll move over. Want a beer?
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:41 am 
 

Sure. I'm very drunk right now. Celebrating my birthday, so grab a beer and get drunk. Deri is 29 today.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:13 am 
 

Nice. I had two bottles of New Glarus Brewery's Two Women and a Ferkin of the Commando, a single batch of scotch ale aged in bourbon barrels. That should do it. Happy Birthday!
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~Guest 226319
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:42 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Sure. I'm very drunk right now. Celebrating my birthday, so grab a beer and get drunk. Deri is 29 today.

Getting close to the big one. 29 and A HALF!

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BasqueStorm
The Wettest Blanket

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 4793
Location: Turks and Caicos Islands
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:01 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Sure. I'm very drunk right now. Celebrating my birthday, so grab a beer and get drunk. Deri is 29 today.

Happy birthday, Deri! And don't think about tomorrow's hangover!
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Jasper92
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:39 am
Posts: 877
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:13 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
I'm just now entering the seriously awkward phase myself. Real thick, curly hair that gravity hasn't taken hold of yet so it just looks like an 80's nerd, or, if I run my hand through it a few times, it poofs out into a jewfro type thing. It's been about five months since I cut it. I'm seriously hoping around 7-8 months it starts moving downward a bit.


Haha, same here. But I've got a lot of really thin hair. So after showering, if I don't keep an eye on it, random little pieces start to curl a bit. Don't know how to say that in english. Like when after a night of sleep, parts of your hair stand right up. (google translate says 'tuft' is the right word?)

Well... I'm really happy i'm finally out of the justin bieber length/stage.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 3006
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:37 pm 
 

Derigin wrote:
Sure. I'm very drunk right now. Celebrating my birthday, so grab a beer and get drunk. Deri is 29 today.

You make me proud :')
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:32 am 
 

Wish I was 29 again...

:aww:



:old:
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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
Posts: 6818
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:02 am 
 

Eh, you're not really old until you start shitting yourself against your own will. Enjoy mobility and continence while it lasts, friend!
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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:55 am
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Location: Tyrn Gorthad
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:37 am 
 

That was a ballsy post, Crick. Assuming he doesn't constantly shit himself like that.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:37 am 
 

Peeing your pants is the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
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CardsOfWar
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:33 am
Posts: 856
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:08 am 
 

Erosion of Humanity wrote:
Peeing your pants is the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.


And now I have my first sig...
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:08 pm 
 

Today we find more irrefutable proof that CardsOfWar is just a kid: he doesn't catch a Billy Madison joke.
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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:26 pm 
 

I'm older than you and I wouldn't get it either, because only retards watch Adam Sandler movies. :P
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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:28 pm 
 

*More irrefutable proof that I'm within the ages of 21-27: I watched Adam Sandler movies in the perfect nexus between not knowing what they were and being old enough to know better
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:51 pm 
 

Colour me retarded then! I still watch Adam Sandler movies, not just because I grew up with them but also because I still
think they're funny. But this is coming from a guy who still thinks Pauly Shore is funny... :oh shit:

(No I'm not kidding either, I still love In the Army Now)
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narsilianshard
Veteran

Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Posts: 3618
Location: PDX
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:57 pm 
 

Yeah, I never figured out if 90s comedies were actually great or I was just a kid. I re-watched Dumb and Dumber last week and it wasn't nearly as funny as I remember.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:02 pm 
 

Merry Christmas, you bastards!
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
Posts: 3928
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:05 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
I'm older than you and I wouldn't get it either, because only retards watch Adam Sandler movies. :P

I'm older, too, and I don't get it for the same reason. I despise his fame. Talk about a trollebrity.


Erosion of Humanity wrote:
this is coming from a guy who still thinks Pauly Shore is funny

for fuck's sake ..
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Jasper92
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:39 am
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:41 pm 
 

Erosion of Humanity wrote:
Peeing your pants is the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.


Well, if peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:53 pm 
 

:lol: yes!
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CardsOfWar
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:33 am
Posts: 856
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:02 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Today we find more irrefutable proof that CardsOfWar is just a kid: he doesn't catch a Billy Madison joke.


Well yeah, I'm certainly a kid, but I've actually seen that movie once. Now I feel like a bit of a dunce, not getting a reference to such a seminal work in the dickhead comedy genre. :lol:
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:33 am 
 

Yeah well it's not your generation, when I was a kid I had that movie (among others) memorized by heart. DISNEYLAND DISNEYLAND anybody, anybody!? I'll show myself out now..
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Napero
GedankenPanzer

Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
Posts: 8817
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:23 pm 
 

When I was his age, we memorized brand new good stuff, like Bad Taste.

...no, wait... ...it wasn't out yet... I must have been thinking about stuff like Night of the Creeps.

...no, wait, it wasn't out yet, either. It must have been the memorable scenes of Harold Lloyd and the classic comedy of Laurel & Hardy, then, I guess.

Holy shit, I'm old... Get off my lawn!
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:48 pm 
 

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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 3006
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:21 pm 
 

So, dog pics, huh? Well, for those who do not know, I don't like dogs at all. I'm afraid of them. Like, really fucking terrified of dogs. A bad cynophobia case. It sucks, since I live in a city where stray dogs are aplenty and nearly fucking everyone owns a dog or two (some people even seem to collect them, for fuck's sake). So this is a pretty bizarre image:

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I was so drunk that I do not remember this ever happening. My friends tell me I was trying to convince that dog to let me adopt her, and that I refused to leave her there. Wisely, they didn't allow me to adopt her. I can't imagine how would I have reacted when I'd woken up and find a big dog in my place.
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I'm going to an illegal AnarchoPunkfest in an abandoned disco near a beach. If I'm not here tomorrow look for me in jail.
PhiloFrog, making accurate statements as usual, wrote:
Opsius is Metal as fuck.

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Samoroth
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:59 pm
Posts: 342
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:09 pm 
 

That's a cool story! I always have to get used to the idea that there are so many dogs living on the streets, as her in NL you never see that.

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:19 pm 
 

Happy Christmas everyone.
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henkkjelle
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:54 pm
Posts: 4537
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:22 pm 
 

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Looking good. Merry Christmas!
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:45 pm 
 

Man, houndstooth FTW.
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:59 pm 
 

Seriously. As a man who fails at the blazer, it's nice to see it work.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:32 pm 
 

OpsiusCato wrote:
So, dog pics, huh? Well, for those who do not know, I don't like dogs at all. I'm afraid of them. Like, really fucking terrified of dogs. A bad cynophobia case. It sucks, since I live in a city where stray dogs are aplenty and nearly fucking everyone owns a dog or two (some people even seem to collect them, for fuck's sake). So this is a pretty bizarre image:

I was so drunk that I do not remember this ever happening. My friends tell me I was trying to convince that dog to let me adopt her, and that I refused to leave her there. Wisely, they didn't allow me to adopt her. I can't imagine how would I have reacted when I'd woken up and find a big dog in my place.

That must've taken some guts, even with alcohol in your system. Nice work. :)

Metantoine wrote:
Happy Christmas everyone.

Thank you, sir. :bow:
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Napero
GedankenPanzer

Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:39 pm 
 

Once again, not me, but Mokoma the cat disapproving:

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And Horna the cat being the socially active simpleton he is:

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Atrocious_Mutilation
7mL

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:49 pm 
 

We had a great Canadian MA-con, featuring an Australian member.
Featuring Metantoine, Necrotocism214 and dystopia4.

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MikeyC
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:55 pm 
 

I didn't know you were in Canada! Nice. :)
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:13 am 
 

The camera on my phone doesn't work, so here are some blurry webcam pics of my cat. I would say... pretty cute still for 11 years old.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:07 am 
 

Damn it, Roger! Was it so hard to get my username right? :lol:
I must say, we look fantastic.
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:09 am 
 

I hope A_M is as stoned as you lot are...
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:30 am 
 

Napero, do your cats always make people faces? They must be mocking us.
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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:01 am 
 

OK im late to this but dude ponytails always will be likened to the Warlock movies in my brain. Same dude in Arachnaphobia hes the spider scientist.
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