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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:04 pm 
 

Hahah well you can bet I wouldn't call her a "lady friend". I'm not sure what else to call her. She has a boyfriend and we're just friends...so that's my buddy. What I sound like is amazing. I have a very sexy voice and I'm flavorful with my way of talking.

Your show looks loooonely my friend. I realize it's a one-man affair but you need...something or someone up there! How did it go? Heavy_Skubbs and I saw a show once where a guy was just sitting in a chair pulling various levers that made loud electronic noises. One of the god damn worst and most entertaining sets I've ever seen.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:21 pm 
 

well, I just meant "lady friend" in the literal sense, as in a lady who is a friend. I realize there's real easy way to differentiate, but buddy just strikes me as a uniquely masculine word, dunno why.... :lol:

It actually went really well! the stage is really small (like...8x8 feet), and I broke out some additional electronics and lightning effects. Plus, it helped that the room was basically 50+ people I knew really well, haha.
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:48 pm 
 

Nice! It looks bigger than that in the picture. Hopefully someone got a video that we'll be able to see. Sounds like you packed the place, they should have been kicking you back some of the door prices!
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:01 pm 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Nice! It looks bigger than that in the picture!

That's what she said. :oh shit:
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:03 pm 
 

Why you putting exclamation points where they don't go?
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:53 pm 
 

Male friend = my buddy
Female friend = my friend

It's so simple, guys!
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~Guest 282118
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:54 pm 
 

You forgot that girlfriend = galbuddy.

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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:57 pm 
 

Buddy absolutely has a male connotation but I don't give a shit. I call any gender any of the various terms for a friend. I refuse to be restricted!
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:58 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
You forgot that girlfriend = galbuddy.


Do people really say that over there?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:05 pm 
 

Not at all. I just like the term :-P

EDIT: Wait, now that I remember, people here do use the term "amigovio/a" to refer to a not-very-serious romantic relationship, so..... Kind of.

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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:27 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
(...) "amigovio/a" (...)

I hate that term. The only cool term in Spanish about something like that is "previeja", when you're going out with a girl for a little while now, and you haven't asked her to be your gf yet, but it's a fact that the relationship is gonna be "official" in the very near future. Like, an "almost-girlfriend-but-not-yet-a-girlfriend" or "pregirlfriend".
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:43 pm 
 

Relevant:

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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:28 am 
 

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You should probably get that checked out.


Shit, I guess I probably should, eh?
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:01 am 
 

OpsiusCato wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
(...) "amigovio/a" (...)

I hate that term. Only Beaner Spanish is real.


This is actually all he meant to write.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:50 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Male friend = my buddy
Female friend = my friend

It's so simple, guys!


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Homo sapiens with whom I maintain for me personally a pleasing understanding
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:07 am 
 

Damn dude.
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Samoroth
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:43 pm 
 

Haha!

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:35 am 
 

FINALLY did actual Blacksoul Seraphim promo photos (only took 2 years). Here be the shots of me from it, which we did last Saturday at a church down the street from my house.

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:34 am 
 

I think I'll make spoiler-tagging individual pics a bannable offense from now on...
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:51 am 
 

Would you rather I post them unspoilered and thus blow the page up?

Redid the tag to put all of them under one instead of individually.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:31 am 
 

Morrigan wrote:
I think I'll make spoiler-tagging individual pics a bannable offense from now on...


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yeah, that's what she meant, Rick. All cool now
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:38 pm 
 

Just so you all know, next time I update the index, I'm going to cut out all the boring, repetitive photos obviously taken at the same time with the same framing, etc. Try to focus on sharing interesting pictures.

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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:08 am 
 

A pic from last weekend, towering above the gods of heavy metal.

https://www.facebook.com/ManillaRoadOff ... =3&theater

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:33 pm 
 

Haha, they actually posted that on their own Facebook? Nice.

You: "look guys, I'm on a pic with Manilla Road!"
Them: "look guys, we're on a pic with a giant!"
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:01 pm 
 

Wow, that's Zodi?! You sure ate your vegetables as a kid...
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:03 pm 
 

Zodi is actually the last of the Nephilim.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:38 pm 
 

Damn dude. You're like Paul Wight tall.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:58 pm 
 

Nochielo wrote:
Wow, that's Zodi?! You sure ate your vegetables as a kid...

By vegetables, you acutally mean "clenbuterol".
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:07 pm 
 

You are a tall bastard zodi


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MalignantTyrant
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:39 pm 
 

Shaolin what are your stats? I'm curious
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:49 pm 
 

STR 23
DEX 11
CON 19
INT 2
WIS 4
CHA 39
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:02 am 
 

You mean -39 right?
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:04 am 
 

Was originally but it seemed too cruel, even for me.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:06 am 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
early morning douching


How about taking your shirt off, then?
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:48 am 
 

stats as in bench and all that shit? I don't keep track cause I don't max out. I don't work out with someone to be a spotter.
I don't do tons of power lifting more endurance.

And no Morrigan is right and hell she's being more generous than I would even give myself using roleplaying stats. though what I would find more offensive is the intelligence and wisdom scores being as low as you placed them. Just become I'm an asshole doesn't have any reflection on either of those.

Diamhea... there were other people in the gym still. I do show some respect to the location of which the douching is taking place.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:50 am 
 

darkeningday wrote:
Was originally but it seemed too cruel, even for me.

You're right, now I feel bad. Sorry SLK. >_> FWIW my CHA stat is definitely on the low scale too. I'd give myself... um, a 5?

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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:52 am 
 

No offense taken aside from the area which I meantioned a moment ago.

and what I know about D&D stats has been from long ago, but to say the lower they are the more horrible you are.
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:27 am 
 

Intelligence essentially governs spell power/resistance and Wisdom governs heal/survivability/trap-spotting effectiveness.

I will now return to my evening of not having sex.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:47 am 
 

Youre married too ehhh?
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:17 am 
 

:-P lol^^^^


Oh I see... like I said it's been a long time since I did any d&d... like almost 20 years. You gave me a barbarian build. :-P
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