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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:13 am 
 
It's a face I make in all my photos, and there's no flexing there. I should take a genuine flexing photo sometime, though.
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CardsOfWar
Metalhead

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:26 am 
 
I can't believe people are saying your arms look small Derigin. They look big enough that you could win a wrestling match against a particularly angry bear. :P
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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:34 am 
 
I'm tellin' you guys, he's a secret superhero. That bod is reserved for comic book protagonists. If he keeps at it, maybe one day he'll reach... Rob Liefeld levels.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:03 am 
 
CardsOfWar wrote:
I can't believe people are saying your arms look small Derigin.


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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:48 pm 
 
So puny!... Nah, D lookin' thick as fuck. :thumbsup:

It's all in good fun, Cards. We're bros.
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capeda
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Nov 13, 2002 8:48 pm
Posts: 510
Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:19 pm 
 
I'd feel like a goof calling out someone for having small arms when I'm only rocking 15.5" cannons myself :-(
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aloof
avant-gardener

Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:18 pm
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Location: never neverland, palm trees by the sea
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:44 pm 
 
one of my nicknames is Elric of Melniboné :( to be fair, it's not just because of the enormity of my arms...
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:23 pm 
 
capeda wrote:
I'd feel like a goof calling out someone for having small arms when I'm only rocking 15.5" cannons myself :-(


You actually measured your arms? That seems so goofy to me.
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capeda
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Nov 13, 2002 8:48 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:38 pm 
 
One of my orders from bodybuilding.com came with free measuring tape :-(. It was bound to be used eventually.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:46 pm 
 
Pretty sure 16-17 is respectable for your average gym rat, so long as you don't just have fatceps and are fairly lean.
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 5898
Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:19 pm 
 
Lovin that 'stache Dianhea!
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Morrigan
Crone of War

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:50 pm 
 
Wait, that's actually Diamhea? Or is everyone taking the piss?
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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:01 pm 
 
No, that's really him.
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:07 pm 
 
He needs the strength to crush the report queue, ya know!
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theposega
Mezla

Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm
Posts: 5265
Location: Neo-Allegheny City
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:08 pm 
 
Here's me channeling some Rand al'Thor vibes at a thrift store
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grauer_mausling
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:00 am
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 4:54 am 
 
I had posted this already some time ago in the fitness thread but it's the latest (around two months old) pic of me. Deadly tired and in "monday-mood" at that time…

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hakarl
Metel fraek

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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:37 am 
 
You outscowled derigin.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:59 am 
 
It's like looking into the mirror of a decade older version of myself.
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hey
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:47 am 
 
theposega wrote:
Here's me channeling some Rand al'Thor vibes at a thrift store
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I was thinking Carmen Sandiego.
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theposega
Mezla

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:59 pm 
 
:lol: That's actually what my girlfriend kept saying.
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:12 pm 
 
My current Facebook profile pic, and one a few days later when I dyed my hair black and my beard blue...

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EatenbyWolves
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:06 am
Posts: 46
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:34 pm 
 
hey wrote:
theposega wrote:
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I was thinking Carmen Sandiego.

where in the fucking world is she?
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grauer_mausling
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:35 pm 
 
Derigin wrote:
It's like looking into the mirror of a decade older version of myself.


:beer: :old: :beer:
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Trashy_Rambo
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:01 am 
 
Me at my buddy's wedding. I wasn't crazy about having to wear a fedora, but I made it work alright.

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:14 am 
 
Hmm, some mountain climbing photos from earlier today:

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the_raytownian
Veteran

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:14 am 
 
Nochielo wrote:
Goddamn, you look exactly like a guy I knew from high school, only the hair is different.

Lots of you guys look nothing like I pictured, but that's a running theme in this thread.

I'm not sure if you're referring to me here, but did anyone ever really imagine me as anything other than a pudgy, pasty-faced betamale?

While I really like the idea that people would take me for some sort of dark, Crickian waif who speaks to animals, subsists on wild berries and honeyed milk and flatulates incense smoke, or some really happenin' and in-shape dude who's totally secure with himself and rocks the fuck out of every day, I'm sadly neither. I'm really sorry if I gave anyone the wrong idea...
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Maggots did that. Tons and tons of maggots crawling all over the lid of the dumpster. And I touched it! Augggh!

I'm sure something could be said of our trash dumping practices, but I think maggots are pretty much inevitable if you dispose of any amount of organic matter in a hot Alabama dumpster and forget to leave the lid up. The smell was heinou
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Thumbman
Big Cube

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:31 pm 
 
Here's one from a month ago
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:32 pm 
 
Always grinnin' infront of some bushes...what's your angle? I'm more of a peer and leer sorta guy when it comes to bushes, myself.

Arms lookin' swole doe.
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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:18 pm 
 
That bonus landscape is most dope, Derigin. Talk about a stark mountain.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:01 am 
 
It was hailing at the top there. Kinda felt like I was on the Misty Mountains! :D
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despotband
Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:02 am
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Location: Ireland
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:30 pm 
 
Stupid old dork at Temples Festival 2015.

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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:00 pm 
 
despotband wrote:
Stupid old dork at Temples Festival 2015.

Nah, that's not old at* all. How old are you? 30?
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despotband
Metal newbie

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Location: Ireland
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:07 pm 
 
OpsiusCato wrote:
despotband wrote:
Stupid old dork at Temples Festival 2015.

Nah, that's not old al all. How old are you? 30?

yeah, 30.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:13 pm 
 
Yeah, sorry. No old at all, kiddo.
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:22 am 
 
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:35 am 
 
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hey i love liturgy
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:25 pm 
 
Not a bad look rly... just looks stupid when the beard is comically large.
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:16 pm 
 
Damn Frog, you almost look exactly like one of my work mates.
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doomicus
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:43 pm 
 
Baby tigers are the best.
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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:53 pm 
 
That's actually a fully grown tiger. I'm huge.
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