^ yessir. most of my boys in Ohio don't have fences, just long stretches of yards.

Barley wine with Erosion of Humanity. Quality guy and quality beer but not a high quality picture!

^ Love the photo but I'm jealous as all fuck. I wanna hang.

Did you borrow Diamhea's phone for that one?

didn't even realize this got posted. I have no service here unless I'm on WiFi, thankfully my hosts are letting me on theirs. I should have some better pictures on my phone that I'll post when I get home. Tony is a cool dude y'all, come to Canada and meet him for poutine!

Not enough back.

Some pics from my MA meet ups this week:

Dystopia4, Derigin, and myself:


Metantoine and myself:



Myself at the Peace Memorial:

Stupid sexy Derigin...

Ok I never post in here but I figured I'd leave these two in here:



The skull in the back is a genuine skull of Herman II, Count of Celje, the most important of the line of counts that ruled in my homeland back in the 15th century.



One of my faves, slightly drunk with Scott Reagers after Saint Vitus concert last year in Zagreb, Croatia.

That blurred dude on the left... Creepy as fuck.

I'm curious as to how you procured the skull and why?

Edit: Ah, he's at some sort of museum. I couldn't tell originally because of the lack of lighting in the photo.

clue: he's not at home. he's not Peavy Wagner

A few modest impressions from my recent trip with a friend to Maribor (Slovenia). Not my first visit, but the first by bike; it's only 70 km from Graz and there's a pretty chill, flat and almost exclusively bike-designated route. It's a lovely little city, cut in two by the Drau (Drava) river with a small, but dense old town. Although we were told by a waiter who had asked us where we were from that usually people travel from Maribor to Graz and not the other way around, it was well worth the trip.



Not shown: A considerable amount of beer (while there) and Radlers (on the way there and back)

EDIT: Now with the added bonus of working images!

My first post here, please be gentle.

Ansgar and Wolfgang:

Why should I be gentle with you, looking like that??? *punches arm*

Also Slovenia is beautiful yes yes yes.

You chose wisely. Why even bother using a bike if you're not having a considerable amount of Radlers, right?

God dammit Derigin! Stop being so good-looking!

Why do you look like Young, Long-haired BastardHead in this one?

Taking a break from a friend's brother's wedding couple of years back:

Ahhhh Mike Jr. followed me back from Ottawa.

I think I may have found a picture of the legend ultraboris. He's the tall dude with the hat I'm pretty sure.

1. Posting that is kinda creepy.
2. Legend? lol

Well who is a metal archives legend then?

gomorro.

This is the place where legends die. There is only the void.

gomorro transcends legend and goes straight to God-like.

Are you marooned on a lonely island that you give your vermin names?

Let me see if I can clear this up:

UltraBoris is an MA legend, like it or not. He is the face of the review site, to a lot of non-regular posters.

Gomorro is a REAL LIFE legend, and occasionally his glory spills over into our humble little corner of the internet.

UltraBoris is definitely not a legend in any sense of the word. He's notorious, but not a legend. HUMANBEANS is more legendary than Boris.

Show me on your chiseled superman jaw where he touched you...

The jaw does the touching, not the other way around.

Never had a pet vermin? They are a good "starter" animal because they can give the same kind of affection as a cat or dog, but people don't get as upset when they die from youthful neglect.

HUMANBEANS was just an annoying troll, and gomorro was just a bumbling idiot who wrote stupid posts in Engrish. You guys are seriously embarrassing with this "legend" nonsense.

Legend in the sense that they are the topic of tall tales and forum mythology, not legend in the sense that they were qualitatively good or great at anything.

UltraBoris is a fucking fuck. What the fuck is this fuckery? Is this the photo thread or fucking what? Fuck.

I liked gomorro, though. Engrish or not, he could tell a tale!


Damn, dude. How can one person be so chiseled?

Looking good, man. Out of curiosity though, why do you cover up your face in most other pictures? I mean, you're ugly, but not that ugly.

Diamhea is huge, muscular hominid living in North America, but any pics of him are blurred. Therefore, Diamhea = Bigfoot.

I'm very comfortable with the idea of cryptids posing as MA moderators on the internet. Nightgaunt is clearly Mothman, at the very least.