Jesus Crushed, get out of the sun mate, you look like you're about to burst into flames.

Haha, it doesn't. Some asian genes and a baby face will do that to you. Also, this is me after losing 15 pounds in the past 6 months.



Not too bad yerself, Crushed!

I should pose with my new Prius in the gloomy Seattle winter and be the anti-Crushed.

Do it! DO IT!! A Prius though?...

Behold, Seath the Rabbit!



Oh, and don't worry, I'll be moving him to a much less confined space real quick.

Looking through here, I realize that I haven't posted a photo in, oh, 5 or 6 years. So here's a new one, with less hair.

No pornocop mustache? What kind of a policeman are you!?

The last time I grew a beard on vacation I decided to shave everything else off as a joke. Because, you know, people ask for pictures like this every now and again.

Stunner as always, Crushed. *laughs*

Here's a picture of my buddy Jimi and I. All the way from Melbourne, at Striker's CD Release of "City Of Gold" in Edmonton. We're beautiful.



And another of me rocking out some classics on Jam Night. I may be ugly, but at least I have beautiful hair.



And a selfie, just for good measure. Y'know, 'cause I'm a dickhead.

I love you.

Opsius, you're drunk. Go to bed.

thats some lifeless looking bassist burnyoursins

The 'stache gets 'em every time.

*nauseated by scum-coated tongues*

BH and some pals at a Blues game (I fucking hate the Blues but whatever it was cool to see a hockey game that wasn't at the UC). It makes me laugh because the girl taking the picture just said "Hey guys" and then immediately snapped it. Dumb coincidence, we all made the exact same face in that split second.



And then me before Rise Against about two months ago. Some people duckface, I Meshuggah face.



I promise I'm actually unbelievably attractive.

STEP UP YOUR GAME PUNK

Ah there it is, thanks that is the macro I was looking for. I kept typing in "Jens Ryden" instead of "Kidman" when I was running the forum search. Obviously I'm not a Meshuggah fan

Teemu says "sup subhuman scums, I'm your overlord"

Guys! I just picked up a new tape deck... Can anyone here tell me how tapes work?

Give me that Archgoat tape and I'll do more than that.

You ALSO inhale canned air, Tony!? Dude... You're harming yourself!

All the cool galactic dictators are doing it!

Why do you hate me?! Haha. That's something I unfortunately don't have much control over. I brush my tongue and whatnot, but that's just where plague likes to settle.

You should probably get that checked out.

At first I didn't see the dog's head and I thought your shirt had just ridden up to your armpits and you had gained like 350 lbs.

My photo for my ID badge at work. Note the dad sweater and awkward "yeah, I'm growing out my hair and it looks stupid right now" look.

i think i can find that same tape deck model at my parents if i do my best

I'm just imagining stellar sound quality on that tape deck.

me going black and green…

You're like some kind of aggressively attractive Hulk.

In other news, yesterday me and a friend decided to swap outfits to see if they'd fit each other. BONUS: Blurry photo mode engage.

looks like something you would normally wear

Amusingly enough, yes. I asked her where I could buy the pants and vest afterwards; I rather like them.

a surprisingly boring result thus

Indeed. Why couldn't you have invited your good friend Bill the turnip farmer?

I started a thing! Those look killer man.

A buddy of mine left her shades unattended while I was eating lunch in her cube. You know the deal:

^ Albert Einstein approves!

Al is a big Pagan Altar fan.

Well, how can I refuse that? IT'S A DEAL.

PS: I've had that little Sony tape player for some time, and I still don't even know if it works, because I can't be bothered to buy all the D batteries it requires. I bet it'd make a really neat noise machine if I circuit bent it. Too bad it doesn't work on wall power. I'm too much of a simp to understand electronics well enough to install a DC input.

I feel like I know what Jonpo sounds like now that he's called a lady friend a buddy. That may have sounded condescending, but it's not. But, I just have a specific friend who speaks the same way. Here's me doing my shitty laptop show (audio to come soon).