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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 12:28 pm 
 

i will take his lips from him
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 2:54 pm 
 

Rocking a sweet Ceremonial Castings shirt

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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
Posts: 5999
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 2:56 pm 
 

Another man with great lips.
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:01 pm 
 

rexxz wrote:
Rocking a sweet Ceremonial Castings shirt

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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

Joined: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:44 pm
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Location: Romania
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:04 pm 
 

Okay, this has become... :gay:
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:10 pm 
 

Lich Coldheart wrote:
Okay, this has become... :gay:


Nothing wrong with that! Let us bathe in the oils of debauchery and sing jubilant praise to the crab gods who have brought us here this day to honor the sanctity of man love.
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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:13 pm 
 

But, but... this isn't metal!
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:18 pm 
 

Lich Coldheart wrote:
But, but... this isn't metal!

Excuse me?
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:20 pm 
 

^
The final .gif on the matter.
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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:22 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Lich Coldheart wrote:
But, but... this isn't metal!

Excuse me?
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Yeah, ask Darkthrone.

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"Five million women so alone in the night
Oh, I had them all satisfied profusely (every night by myself)"

See?
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:24 pm 
 

That's more about praising ones own virility and ability to bring pleasure to millions and less on the gender of the receiving end. But let's not make this a thread about sexual orientation!
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Napalm_Satan
Ever-Opening Flower

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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:24 pm 
 

@rexxz - those eyes... *_*
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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

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Location: Romania
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:26 pm 
 

Okay, I sadly admit my defeat...
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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:27 pm 
 

I doubt anyone could satisfy more profusely than Halford anyway.
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:29 pm 
 

When I saw JP in 2014 they "blew me" away ;o
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:47 pm 
 

rexxz wrote:
Lich Coldheart wrote:
Okay, this has become... :gay:


Nothing wrong with that! Let us bathe in the oils of debauchery and sing jubilant praise to the crab gods who have brought us here this day to honor the sanctity of man love.


I could get down on that.
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stickyshooZ
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD

Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:29 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:29 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Haha, don't worry. I scare all of the girls away!

How did PF staff never shame you for wearing a tank top and "intimidating" other members with your physique?
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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:05 am
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 6:17 pm 
 

its not like this thread ever hasnt been :gay:

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 7:40 pm 
 

stickyshooZ wrote:
Diamhea wrote:
Haha, don't worry. I scare all of the girls away!

How did PF staff never shame you for wearing a tank top and "intimidating" other members with your physique?


Depends on the location, they only really gripe of you slam weights like a jackass.
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Trashy_Rambo
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:04 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:09 am 
 

An obviously brilliant man that I was arguing with on the internet cooked this up, with a gem of a quote: "I look at your fat girlfriend and your metrosexual hipster looking ass and its the funniest thing ive seen all week. Thanks for that."

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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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Location: Spahn Ranch
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:30 am 
 

:D

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Lich Coldheart
Stares into the Void

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Location: Romania
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:48 am 
 

Super drone? o_O

Well... thumbs up :thumbsup:
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I will pay a dollar to have Lich's custom title changed to "Drools into the Toilet Bowl"
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Metal_Detector
Reticular Modular Unit

Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:15 pm
Posts: 2178
Location: Japan
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:15 pm 
 

Grainy photo of a grainy photo. Yes, I was bored.

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droneriot
cisgender

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:17 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:43 pm 
 

How old is that pic? I mean, what century people last used a polaroid? 16th?
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Metal_Detector
Reticular Modular Unit

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:21 pm 
 

Polaroids are fun :(
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:14 pm 
 

I'm a teacher.
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 5898
Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:31 pm 
 

Fuckin' A Tony!! :beer: I'll buy you a round in September.
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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:07 pm 
 

Huge congrats, dude! Next you need to get a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches and put a Rev Biz backpatch on it.
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Master_Of_Thrash
Metalhead

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Location: Ceh, neh, deh
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:10 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
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You don't sound very enthusiastic about this. :lol: Congratulations, dude!
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Littlewolf
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 4:18 am
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:46 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
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My condolences.
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:22 am 
 

Thanks to everyone except Littlewolf who is at the director's office right now.

Erosion: I never forget a promise like that!
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Acrobat
Eric Olthwaite

Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:53 am
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Location: Yorkshire
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:10 pm 
 

Teach on, metal warrior! Teach on!
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:42 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Erosion: I never forget a promise like that!


I don't break promises like that!
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Pale_Pilgrim
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:01 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:59 pm 
 

Hail, Metallum. \m/ Proud metalhead and trans woman, self-taught bassist, burgeoning DIY-er, and long-time M-A contributor, here. At a great point in my life, my writing, my transition and have conquered many fears, including to post pics here. I have, but many moons ago, and am glad to see the links to the old ones are since defunct. Rock on, Archivers.

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BastardHead
Worse than Stalin

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:03 pm 
 

Metantoine's dad looks a disturbing amount like my own dad, but like, mixed with Metantoine himself? If that makes sense?

I think what I'm trying to say is that we're probably long lost cousins.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:08 pm 
 

Congrats Pale Pilgrim, self confidence is important and you look hella fine.

Bastard Head, we should do a double date with our dads. If I remember correctly, yours also has a passion for Harley Davidsons!
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Pale_Pilgrim
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:24 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Congrats Pale Pilgrim, self confidence is important and you look hella fine.


Yes, confidence is very important, and something I've had to fight/work for. And thank you very much! You just made my day. Which has been made up of post-wisdom tooth removal blahness and the family dog having seizures for the first time in ages. Incidentally, here's the family dog, Luna. Oh, and a bonus old potato-cam pic of my Ibanez GSR200 next to my Denver soprano ukulele.

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Littlewolf
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 4:18 am
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:46 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Thanks to everyone except Littlewolf who is at the director's office right now.



:lol:

The principal said colleagues shouldn't argue and bicker among themselves, and if we don't kiss and make up, she'll send us both to detention.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:22 pm 
 

Pale_Pilgrim wrote:
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I used to have that same bass, but mine was silver instead of orange. My beloved Abigail LaFey.

Oh, Abigail, I miss you sorely...
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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:34 pm 
 

Pale_Pilgrim wrote:
Hail, Metallum. \m/ Proud metalhead and trans woman, self-taught bassist, burgeoning DIY-er, and long-time M-A contributor, here. At a great point in my life, my writing, my transition and have conquered many fears, including to post pics here. I have, but many moons ago, and am glad to see the links to the old ones are since defunct. Rock on, Archivers.

Nice! :)

Good that you posted pictures, because after playing Dark Souls 3, I'd otherwise associate your username with...

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:oh shit:
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