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ShaolinLambKiller
King Asshole

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:30 pm 
 

hahah awsome. we should oil up and wrestle greco roman style:

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~Guest 98976
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:56 pm 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
My wife hates the mustache. She makes me shave that. and strangely whenever I do grow it... it never connects to my beard or sideburns :(


A couple things:

1. You're a scary looking dude.

2. Don't worry about the mustache and beard not connecting. Mine don't and plus, my mustache is blonde, and my beard is a vibrant brown, so it barely looks like I even have a mustache. At least I can grow a fairly thick beard, which is nice. It kinda stops after a certain point, which sucks. I can get a good thick inch or two. I haven't really tried to get it anymore because I eventually end up cutting it down, realizing I fucked it up somewhere and then shaving the entire thing off.

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GuntherTheUndying
Crimson King, Eater of Worlds

Joined: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:57 pm 
 

Continuing the furry turd posts. Here's mine:
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:16 pm 
 

Also, SLK, you might want to consider suing Týr, taking into account the fact that they used your appareance without your permission.

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Marag
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:31 pm 
 

SLK looks like a psychotic Amish dude on roids

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:14 am 
 

Here's one thing I never got about SLK: Is he a trained Shaolin monk that murders lambs or just a regular guy that murders Shaolin lambs?
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marktheviktor
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:41 am
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:42 am 
 

He's a baa baa baad ass.

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ShaolinLambKiller
King Asshole

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:47 am 
 

FasterDisaster: 1. Thanks! That's what I've been telling everyone I was going for. I don't want to look approachable.
2. well even so there is the issue with my wife hating it. I can't even let it get stubbly. I once grew it when I was working in NC for 3 months straight and I got back and she hated it. I took some picture of it at least. And I know I've messed my beard up trimming it before, but never to the point I needed to shave it. just trimmed it fucked up and had to trim it back even further. last year I just stopped trimming it completely and it's still getting longer. if I wet it it's past my belly button.

Xlxlx: hahaahhaahaa All they did was photoshop a damn helmet on me.. or hell they might have gotten the original pic of this of mine:
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Marag haha ain't the first time I've heard that even in person. I like that better than roided out methhead which I've been called.


Nochielo, trained shaolin monk that murders lamb. And if you are really curious my name comes from the movie the Shaolin Temple. There is a scene that's been deleted out of the re-release, but in it the 'bad guys' who actually weren't shaolin monks attack some sheep hearder lady and since this was filmed back when stuff like cannibal holocaust with actual animals getting killed... they actually just slice and diced a whole flock of sheep for the background while the lady fought with a lamb in her hand against the main henchman. At the climax of the fight he rips the lamb out of her hands and has it by the throat then the camera zooms in as he just sticks his fingers in it's throat spewing blood everywhere as it panics before it dies. At that time I thought it was the most horrific and funny thing I had seen. Me and my friend at that time hated sleep so we were probably on our 5th night of no sleep and we literally watched just this one scene for hours laughing and then showing everyone who was coming into the apartment. His roommate, his girlfriend, my girlfriend.. who did end up crying and we just keep watching and mimmicking it's death throes. This was about 10 years ago. God that was messed up.


marktheviktor BOO ON YOUR PUN
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Marag
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:57 am 
 

I suspected your name was from that movie, but I didn't realize anyone else knew about it since I assumed it was just another super obscure kung-fu movie that aired in tv late at night and no one else knew about. That scene is actually the only one I remember lol, shit was fucked up.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:36 am 
 

More furry turds:
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The smaller, furrier turd
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Both turds praying to the heater god
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caspian
Old Man Yells at Car Park

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:58 am 
 

littler turds still, with me being bored and in possession of a highlighter
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ShaolinLambKiller
King Asshole

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:29 am 
 

Marag wrote:
I suspected your name was from that movie, but I didn't realize anyone else knew about it since I assumed it was just another super obscure kung-fu movie that aired in tv late at night and no one else knew about. That scene is actually the only one I remember lol, shit was fucked up.


it is super obscure, I'm shocked you knew of it. We rented it on VHS from an old video store that had tons of shit you normally don't see anywhere else.


CrushedRevelation, DELIGHT

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:13 pm 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
Nochielo, trained shaolin monk that murders lamb. And if you are really curious my name comes from the movie the Shaolin Temple. There is a scene that's been deleted out of the re-release, but in it the 'bad guys' who actually weren't shaolin monks attack some sheep hearder lady and since this was filmed back when stuff like cannibal holocaust with actual animals getting killed... they actually just slice and diced a whole flock of sheep for the background while the lady fought with a lamb in her hand against the main henchman. At the climax of the fight he rips the lamb out of her hands and has it by the throat then the camera zooms in as he just sticks his fingers in it's throat spewing blood everywhere as it panics before it dies. At that time I thought it was the most horrific and funny thing I had seen. Me and my friend at that time hated sleep so we were probably on our 5th night of no sleep and we literally watched just this one scene for hours laughing and then showing everyone who was coming into the apartment. His roommate, his girlfriend, my girlfriend.. who did end up crying and we just keep watching and mimmicking it's death throes. This was about 10 years ago. God that was messed up.

Really? I wasn't expecting a story, I thought it was a randomly chosen group of words. This is far cooler.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:51 pm 
 

haha I know it was late and I kinda felt inclinded to give the full background. I've never been quite one to just pick some random name. I like to have some reasoning behind it or have some impact to it. The only one that was a bunch of random words is my ebay name: crackerheadmeateaterface I don't know how the hell I strung that group of words together I just know i used it on some board on ezboard.com for awhile.
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Jackoroth
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:11 am 
 

The girlfriend and I, it was a good picture until she got to it and Instagrammed the shit out of it.
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flexodus
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:14 am 
 

I've been cutting the sleeves of all my old metal shirts. Enjoy some mirror selfies
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MutantClannfear
Blank Czech

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:51 am 
 

TheExodusAttack, you look quite cute.

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Blur your eyes a bit for the full effect.
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TheGrimWombat
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:09 am 
 

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Short hair.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:10 am 
 

There is something slightly maniacal about the facial expression of your fiancé.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:14 am 
 

Oh, she always looks like that.
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Desperta_Ferro
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:45 am
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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:45 am 
 

Was letting my hair grow, but got bored with all the hassle, and shaved my head. Long hair looks cool and all, but practicality over aesthetics, always.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:24 pm 
 

TheGrimWombat wrote:
Oh, she always looks like that.

She looks like a normal weight version of a certain über-skinny cousin of mine.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:55 am 
 

Napero wrote:
TheGrimWombat wrote:
Oh, she always looks like that.

She looks like a normal weight version of a certain über-skinny cousin of mine.


Does she, too, have the "crazy eyes"?
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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:50 am 
 

Seeing Grimmy without hair is like seeing Lord Buzzo without the big hair, it's weird!

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Metalhead

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:31 pm 
 

Here's me with D.C. Cooper (Royal Hunt, guest vocals for Shadow Gallery) at ProgPower the other weekend:

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thrashmaniac87
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:34 pm 
 

I love Halloween!

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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:22 pm 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Seeing Grimmy without hair is like seeing Lord Buzzo without the big hair, it's weird!


It was even shorter. For a while, I looked like I needed red suspenders.
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Foulchrist
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:31 pm 
 

thrashmanic: get yourself an arm cannon and become Fang from Contra: Hard Corps!

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Subrick
Metal Strongman

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:33 pm 
 

Obligatory "Rick played a show the other day and here are the (few) shots of him from that" post.

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Drumming and doing vocals is much harder than you would think. How guys like Chris Reifert can do it every show I'll never know.

EDIT: Added a few more.
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:23 pm 
 

TheGrimWombat wrote:
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Short hair.

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:58 am 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
Freaky face pic

Ooh, ooh! It's a grunt from Amnesia, right?
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:45 am 
 

My room mates girlfriend left her sunglasses in our kitchen. Obviously I had to pop a quick selfie:

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:57 am 
 

I had no idea Andreas Kisser was on this board.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:01 pm 
 

A quick google image search reveals he would be super bummed to hear that, but I'm quite flattered!

edit: Someone needs to fix the clock on our microwave...
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red_blood_inside
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:15 pm 
 

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This is Perri, my wife found it almost dead and we adopt him, is good with my tweens and my baby girl
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:24 pm 
 

God bless you and your wife, red_blood_inside. That's an adorable dog, and you've done a great thing by adopting him.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:19 am 
 

Jonpo wrote:
My room mates girlfriend left her sunglasses in our kitchen. Obviously I had to pop a quick selfie:

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Oh cool! Sunglasses inside photos!
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MalignantTyrant
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:10 am 
 

Oh, cool, I didn't know Alex from Incantation posted here.
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red_blood_inside
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 5:39 pm 
 

Thiestru wrote:
God bless you and your wife, red_blood_inside. That's an adorable dog, and you've done a great thing by adopting him.

Well, is the second Dog we "save" the other is Lola, a girl that ended in my Wifes parents house, as well as a cat wich I still have (lucia, she is 11 now), and a couple turtles (Hugo and Lucrecia)
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:32 am 
 

That's a whoooooole lot of ginger hair Marty.
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