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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:05 pm 
 

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This made me laugh so hard :lol:. I did cut my hair hair, darkeningday. It had many moments of just bizarre curls and jew-froing it up.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:26 am 
 

Two new kittens we adopted a few weeks ago:
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The pictures aren't so good because they don't like to sit still for very long.

They were said to be unadoptable, but very good with other cats. They were very fearful for several days once we let them out of their cage, and they sometimes still get a bit scared when they see people walking towards them, but they've improved a lot in just the short time we've had them.

They are already coming up to be petted and everything. It's wicked cute. They are all soft and small, and they sometimes both gang up on and rub all over my legs and follow me around. I know they're mostly scent marking, but they're also coming to be petted, and it's good to see they aren't as fearful as before.

Some of the older cats are still not used to them, though. They don't like the new cats trying to rub all over them.
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OceanOfViolence
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:33 am 
 

...yeah

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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:44 pm 
 

OceanOfViolence wrote:
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Chicago?
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:20 pm 
 

South side, 95th and the Ryan specifically.
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:36 am 
 

Last Australian summer really sucked ass. I decided it was a good idea to go swim in my cousin's pool, since my air-con had blown up and the owners of the house were too lazy to fix it. I put sunscreen on twice (before I went in then 2 hours later) but still got burned so fucking bad that I peeled from my hands, all up my arms, back, chest etc Here is the aftermath :fuck: Was itchy as fuck

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EDIT : Yes I have to be the skinniest guy to ever grace forum :lol:
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Napero
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:28 pm 
 

The Dog, on the left. His sister, on the right.

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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:58 am 
 

Napero wrote:
OceanOfViolence wrote:
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Chicago?


Have you been to Chicago?

(Alternatively, do you have any plans to come here in the near future? Because you should. :D)
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Napero
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:33 am 
 

Nope. Never been in the Americas. I just find puzzles like finding the location of a subway station in a pic enthralling. Geoguessr is a great thing.

I don't know about coming to the USA, really. As a general rule, I don't enjoy anal probing, in the border control or elsewhere.
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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:35 am 
 

How well known is Chicago among Europeans? I've always had the impression that everyone seems to know a country's two largest cities (I.e. New York City and Los Angeles for the US, Oslo and Bergen for Norway, etc.), but people normally seem to fall off by the third (Chicago.) Unless that's more of a "world-ignorant American" thing...
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Ohrwurm
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:40 am 
 

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
Unless that's more of a "world-ignorant American" thing...


Yup.
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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:42 am 
 

Haha, figured as much.

To keep things on topic, here's a picture of me. In Chicago. Next to a diner named after me. (I was totally around first, I swear.)

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm 
 

Fuck yeah Napero should come over for a visit. Chicago's great, and I promise I won't let you anywhere near the areas that you might get probed in.
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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:37 pm 
 

I think he was referring to our country's TSA searching standards...You'd be better off protecting him from getting shot in the South Side.

Or should I say, shot in his south side in the South Side. Aha. Aha.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:02 pm 
 

It'd be lucky if yoy only got shot in the arse down there. Usually they shoot to kill, you're easier to rob when you're dead.
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Ohrwurm
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:05 pm 
 

Wow, you're doing a terrific job of making Chicago look like a nice place to visit. ;)
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:37 pm 
 

It is actually. It's a beautiful city with a great atmosphere and a great nightlife. Also has some really killer metal places and good shows always roll through. But just like every other major metropolitan area it has a ghetto and it has places where you shouldn't go and need to be wary of.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:22 pm 
 

A lot major american cities are known by name at least here. The netherlands is a country that always has kept track of the outside world though. Not every country in europe is like that.


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HamburgerBoy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:24 pm 
 

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
Haha, figured as much.

To keep things on topic, here's a picture of me. In Chicago. Next to a diner named after me. (I was totally around first, I swear.)

http://i.imgur.com/qRGNJq9l.jpg


Are you part Norwegian ethnically? You look so much like one of my younger brothers.

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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:43 am 
 

HamburgerBoy wrote:
Smoking_Gnu wrote:
Haha, figured as much.

To keep things on topic, here's a picture of me. In Chicago. Next to a diner named after me. (I was totally around first, I swear.)

http://i.imgur.com/qRGNJq9l.jpg


Are you part Norwegian ethnically? You look so much like one of my younger brothers.


Mostly Polish and Czech, then a bit of German and Irish.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:53 am 
 

Gnu, I would vote (if it mattered worth fuck) for "Chicago Favorite" for your subtitle. Alternatively: "Italian Beef Sandwich"
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:54 am 
 

haha .. Napero, does The Dog's sister's harness say something about her being a lifeguard?
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:30 am 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
Gnu, I would vote (if it mattered worth fuck) for "Chicago Favorite" for your subtitle. Alternatively: "Italian Beef Sandwich"


Ain't enough beef on the kid for a sandwich. Italian or otherwise. Just sayin'...
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:20 pm 
 

hm .. truth. Chicago Favorite Taco Filling.
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:27 pm 
 

Behold! Azmodes, Master of Merch, Seller of Tickets, Keeper of the Gate.

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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:31 pm 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
Grave_Wyrm wrote:
Gnu, I would vote (if it mattered worth fuck) for "Chicago Favorite" for your subtitle. Alternatively: "Italian Beef Sandwich"


Ain't enough beef on the kid for a sandwich. Italian or otherwise. Just sayin'...
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hm .. truth. Chicago Favorite Taco Filling.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Azmodes - What concert is that?
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:35 pm 
 

The Morbid Feast, semi-small metal concert in Salzburg. There's three each year, this one focusing on death metal, the next on thrash and the third on black metal. A good friend of mine is one of the people behind it and I'm helping out with various tasks. In exchange I get in for free, couple of free beers too.
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:22 pm 
 

That's a great addition to your Metal Curriculum Vitae, Azmodes.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:04 pm 
 

Not quite how I pictured you Azmodes, don't really have a particular idea on what I thought you did.. I guess not so grim looking or like how you seem to be watching someone shit in a cup or something.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:13 pm 
 

His beard is actually made of frostbite and is full of tanks and yetis.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:16 pm 
 

His beard isn't nearly large enough to encompass either of those. Maybe frostbite.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:17 pm 
 

It only appears small because he's twenty-seven fathoms high.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:19 pm 
 

He looks like what I figured slender man would be if he didn't have a suit on.
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:10 am 
 

Some interesting observations there, SLK. I'm okay with the slender man comparison. I'll have you know that my beard used to be massive enough to contain those things batman speaks of and more. Maybe it will happen again, I can pretty much protrude and retract it at will by now. About the highly motivated, totally not creepy look, I wasn't observing scatporn but people playing foosball nearby, as well as having a good buzz on from the amber liquid you see next to me. That look is true contentment.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:33 am 
 

You look like a bearded, less bald version of my brother in that picture.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:25 pm 
 

Azmodes wrote:
Some interesting observations there, SLK. I'm okay with the slender man comparison. I'll have you know that my beard used to be massive enough to contain those things batman speaks of and more. Maybe it will happen again, I can pretty much protrude and retract it at will by now. About the highly motivated, totally not creepy look, I wasn't observing scatporn but people playing foosball nearby, as well as having a good buzz on from the amber liquid you see next to me. That look is true contentment.




The same look of contentment is usually found on serial killers after dismembering a body. ;)
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:57 pm 
 

The Power of Christ compels you!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:16 pm 
 

I can't help but be compelled to punch you.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:58 pm 
 

So was the person taking the picture a demon? Your blessing forced him to start shaking when he took the photo?
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Azmodes
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ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
Azmodes wrote:
Some interesting observations there, SLK. I'm okay with the slender man comparison. I'll have you know that my beard used to be massive enough to contain those things batman speaks of and more. Maybe it will happen again, I can pretty much protrude and retract it at will by now. About the highly motivated, totally not creepy look, I wasn't observing scatporn but people playing foosball nearby, as well as having a good buzz on from the amber liquid you see next to me. That look is true contentment.




The same look of contentment is usually found on serial killers after dismembering a body. ;)

I love to eviscerate beer cans, yeah.
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