Great lovers only get girls.

I don't like the implications of this statement.

Then again, perhaps I begat a girly boy because I'm only a half-bad lover? Nature's way of telling me that there's a need to improve, I guess.

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I feel awful for having said that.

Aszfargoth, Napero said that because he only has fathered daughters himself.

Practice makes perfect. Keep trying, dude, the fifth will be a female.

These are fantastic pictures, Star-Gazer.

I know that, I know that! I intended to go along with Napero's joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if I merely came off as miserable and awkward, as I most often do.

To compensate for my lack of - something, here's a picture of me and the culprit, taking care of ice and snow to prevent the deaths of people:





I take great comfort in my inadequacies, success would challenge my self-image.

You have a really convincing command posture in the pic.

Aszfargoth, you remind me of a certain fictional character, though I can't remember who for the life of me.....

Man you really look like someone I know, only in blonde. He's uglier though
What is it with us German metalheads and that particular beard / hair combo anyways?

Cool thread, nice to see how you people look!

And well, here is me:

Me and my lovely buck:


An older photo:

Here is Boss, having a cute attack:


"This remote is mine..."


Aaaand, late xmas gift!!


Some older ones:
Here's me about to embark on a small hike in New Zealand alnong the Routeburn track


Goofing it up on a glacier


Quite a nice shot of the missus and I, taken by a total stranger at mount Cook

Me earlier today in Manhattan at a haunted house/gothic horror bar called Times Scare.



My badass longcoat and pentagram actually made me look the most goth-ish person in the building at the time, aside from maybe the hot bartender chick, and I don't even call myself a goth.

Some friends and I drunkenly headbanging a few nights ago.

CrushedRevelation reminds me of Martin Walkyier for some reason.

<3 teh kittens!

If it helps, my first name is also Martin

Well, here's more...

yes, both girls - Aryana Selene & Aleyda Liberty

thank you!

The last one is especially brilliant, shouvince.

I was a bit more distressed with "Aryana"...

Well, knowing him, I understand why you say that but it's really just a different spelling of Ariana, so I'm fine with it. Who the hell calls their child "Liberty" though? Sorry Stargazer, but that's just.... ehhhhh

There can't be enough cats in here, so...:

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww @ him sleeping.

Has someone ever thrown a dart in one of those bottles, Xlxlx?

not too many, but its still not exactly unique


because y'all like pics of cats, here is an old pic of me and Pritten


my first b-day destroying cake mom made

edit: fix parenthesis
edit2: I'm mildly retarded

I can't answer that, as that's one of CoF's pictures

Yes, for being the father of a young boy is akin to being captain of a seventeen-kilo, one-meter, completely unreasonable battle cruiser. Naturally, you will adapt to your one-man crew.



Oh, don't worry, I'm flattered nonetheless.



I know, I know! I've come across countless spitting images of myself since I've begun to don this particular look; in every day life, too, but of course at concerts and festivals especially, I'll always encounter myself in numerous variations, thinner, fatter, smaller, taller etc.

For me, it's just the easiest way of keeping my hair, really. Furthermore, I prefer to keep my "metalness" subdued (what with donning the coat-and-tie look most of the time and all that); and often, people wouldn't ever take me for a metalhead, but due to the beard and long hair, it's far more often that I pass for a professional musician for classical music or jazz. It's definitely a look that doesn't require much commitment or dedication, so to speak.

My grandma, aunt and I jammin' back in '91.


The fine, young mother fucker I am now.


...and here is Jeffery in a hat that says Santa Claws which the girlfriend is responsible for doing.

Another one of me and the (ex) dog:


At the legal graffiti wall near my house:


Playing the drums:


And finally, my morbidly obese cat:

A picture of me a few weeks ago in the obligatory bathroom snapshot:



I look normal here other than my longish hair. *Gasp*


And MalignantThrone's picture is the best ever.

So I tried sending a picture to one of my friends, and it came out a little blurry. She responded with "Ew, did you take that picture with your toaster?". I responded with this.



I'm both gorgeous AND witty.

And part chameleon, if your independent eye movements are anything to go by.

Independent eye movements, blends into the background, and has a sticky tongue? Yup, that's our BastardHead.

Lol!

My son sportin' an Obituary shirt. He just walked right in to my closet and put it on himself, I swear!

Have you baptized him with blood already, Jizz?

Jizz, one hell of a kid you got there!

Fuck Chris Hemsworth, you should have played Thor.

LOL, where would we be without Mike?