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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:40 pm 
 

http://lambgoat.com/news/27228/Tim-Lamb ... ed-breasts

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rexxz
Retired my ass!

Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 pm
Posts: 10831
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:43 pm 
 

That's why we don't do roids, folks.
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FasterDisaster
OMG WAT DOES THIS CAPS LOCK KEY DO

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
Posts: 7762
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:00 pm 
 

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As a result, Lambesis says that he suffered "exponetial terror" due to the potential of "male breast development."


I can't stop laughing. Holy shit. :lol:
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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:29 pm
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Location: Pannonia
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:11 pm 
 

I just read his lawsuit. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT what an utter wanker.
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volutetheswarth
Veteran

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:37 pm
Posts: 3384
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:12 pm 
 

Scumbag paid to have his wife of 8 years murdered. Rot in a shit filled corner with your stupid looking man breasts you waste of oxygen.

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Makino
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:18 pm
Posts: 399
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:29 pm 
 

Only 6 years for attempted murder? :ugh:
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 2247
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:49 pm 
 

Hahahaha, first he goes to prison for AND now he gets mantits while in prison. That's pretty fucking hilarious.
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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:08 pm 
 

Absolutely hysterical. No sympathy for this guy whatsoever.
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My mind's eye is now torn between two incongruous images of FasterDisaster as either an irregularly menstruating nu metal chick or a hemorrhoidal geezer hobbling around in an Overkill shirt.

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waiguoren
Veteran

Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:23 am
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Location: Umeå, Sweden
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:41 pm 
 

This guy is like an even bigger loser version of Richard Speck.
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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:56 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:35 pm 
 

rexxz wrote:
That's why we don't do roids, folks.


I wonder if his nuts would be better described as "seeds" now.
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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 8063
Location: Elgin, Illinois
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:17 pm 
 

One of the comments on the article wrote:
this is the perfect time for Austrian Death Machine to do a "Junior" song and just own it with no shame.


I don't think I'm ever going to stop laughing holy shit
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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 10324
Location: Seattle
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:36 pm 
 

From a different article:

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This phenomenon is caused when the body converts the ridiculous amounts of testosterone in steroids into estrogen, says plastic surgeon Elliot W. Jacobs, MD, who specializes in gynecomastia surgery in New York City. About half of his gynecomastia patients are bodybuilders, many of whom either have B and C cup-sized breasts as well as puffy nipples, he says.

Oooof.

As much as I like a certain segment of AILD's music, this guy's bad news. I remember reading his side of the "kill my wife, please" and it was creepy. He was so methodical and articulate yet you knew it was covering his own ass behind the emotion.
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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:56 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:49 pm 
 

What a remorseless, self-centered, self-pitying baby.

Tim Lambesis wrote:
I just wanted to reach out on a friendship level. What I really needed during this difficult time were my friends. I thought they just needed more time. These emails were spread out. The last one was like nine months after I was arrested.

Waaaaaah, my friends left me because I'm an amoral piece of shit who tried to put a hit on his wife, why won't they talk to me a bloo bloo bloo

He's the Brock Turner of heavy metal.
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theposega
Mezla

Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm
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Location: Yareth Ghanatan
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:56 pm 
 

Woolie_Wool wrote:
rexxz wrote:
That's why we don't do roids, folks.


I wonder if his nuts would be better described as "seeds" now.


His pecker's probably more of a tweeter now.


Anyways fuck this guy.
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MonumentalBlackArt
Magic Mike Jr.

Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:04 am
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:06 pm 
 

Lmao I love it.

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:15 pm 
 

So this is Tim Lambesis' long awaited sequel to "Fucked in the Ass". Yeah, good riddance.
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Derigin
The Mountain Man

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:04 pm 
 

Man, if only the rest of us could get money for our man tits this place would be a goldmine!
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:23 am 
 

Dude embodied the fitness community harangue "all drugs." Wasn't even concerned enough to take an aromatase inhibitor, not truly of the iron.

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Hircine
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:13 pm
Posts: 989
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:37 am 
 

Derigin wrote:
Man, if only the rest of us could get money for our man tits this place would be a goldmine!


Mate, they're pecs and i'm adamant about that
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By the way I am straight and male and get a kick outta tricking chicks to get into their pussy

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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
Posts: 11599
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:10 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
So this is Tim Lambesis' long awaited sequel to "Fucked in the Ass". Yeah, good riddance.

Is that a prison rape joke? 'Cause if so, just... don't.
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