Don't worry Tony, the bag was empty (judging by how it flew out the window). And by empty, I saw him eat the chips.

I don't know why this is so funny...

Ha, that's lightweight shit. I remember being in ninth grade and kids would smoke joints behind the bleachers during recess. And one time that same year, I was on a school bus on the highway, going to a baseball game, and a kid threw a lemon drop out the window. It (allegedly) cracked some random guy's windshield and the family ended up suing that parents of the kid who threw it.

Daaaamn.

Damn, we've got some hardcore high-schoolers in here, just don't ask moderators to buy you beer.

Beer is for fags, all the cool kids do crack now.

Necroticism: I keep reading your title as "Kite String Pooper." I mean, yeah, I get Acid Bath and all that, but I can't help but read about your excretionary quirks.

Haha, actually, believe it or not, that was part of the intention. I realized that most people actually barely read (or read quickly) when like five different people referred to me as Necrotism. So I came up with something that is simultaneously a bitchin' reference, and funny if you misread it. Cause let's face it, poop jokes are always funny.

Oogboog get's all the women. No one can match his swag.

I sold an eighth on the bus in high school to someone once


Nah brah, s'all bout dat jenkems. Dat fermented piss n shit Bear Grylls status shit nawmean.

I snorted cocaine off of a hookers ass in the high school cafeteria. You guys aren't that cool.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Neat! Nothing beats the one show with Repulsion on it though. And I don't see what's wrong with WN now, Worthless is a fucking killer album.

Anyway, gonna be seeing Primordial tomorrow (or tonight, whatever). Gonna be a very good show. I'm interested to see While Heaven Wept and Cormorant is gonna be killer as well!

I got mine for $1. Can't beat that, even though I almost never listen to it.

Sooooo...

A few years before I went up to high-school, on what would become my bus, someone apparently brought a breadknife and tried to cut someone's hair off with it. I'd forgotten about it until now.

Nothing particularly interesting happened at the actual school though, that I can remember.

Waking up in the morning to Vehemence's God Was Created, not sure what the hell that says about me. Great album though. Love the melodic sensibilities and the non-stop riff mastery, not to mention the macabre, whacked out lyrical themes like something out of a horror film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HokVECktpTo

Reagan brand snake oil: For yourself, your family, and your cunt.

I'm pretty certain that She Never Noticed Me will forever remain to be the greatest song ever written.

It's a good tune. But really I can't pick a favorite as every song is about the same level of consistency. The guitarwork is just some of extreme metal's best. Thrashy, melodic and heavy as hell, plus with really complex, intricate tendencies that just shine.

ESPN commercials haven't been this funny in years. Hail of Bullets

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Last year, a freshman at the high school I went to got busted with heroin in his locker. BOOM.

EDIT: (2)666TH POST!!!!!!! To celebrate.

Fixed

One time I smoked crack on the bus, threw my pipe out the window and it cracked some square's windshield. Whilst high at school I snorted cocaine off of a hooker's ass behind the counter in the cafeteria, then we totally did it, then I killed her on accident by giving her some bad heroine, and got busted because I had hid her inside of my locker.

Catholic School, man.

Nice, the Immolation CD did only cost 8.00 € in the end.

Edit: Seems to be first edition. Cool.

I vaguely knew a guy in high school who did lots of coke. He sold me a bag of oregano. I would have kicked his ass but the fucker could pedal faster then me. Coke turns you into an asshole, and facilitates being an asshole by kicking your body into overdrive.

Haha yeah, saw that a looonnngg time ago. Couldn't believe it hadn't already been done.

Playing the role of John_Sunlight for a bit...

The western media only supports foreign "democratic" opposition if it is convenient:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/se ... repression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOE3OSujWH0

My band released our first music video yesterday. Give a watch all.

Damnit, why can't your singer get a cool haircut!
Shaved head ------> dreads

Don't like the video all that much, but the song was neat! Great vocals.

Yeah, I'm with da Frog. .. Not that there's much to be done about it now, but (while I like them) I think the vocals are too loud, but that's just my taste.

http://www.metal-archives.com/report/vi ... 1/show/all

Ultra black metal!

Didn't even spell "genre" right. Then again, it's probably better than typing the report in entirely Spanish.

Edit: Is my reply grammatically correct?

Well. oogboog, while it is grammatically correct, it doesn't make too much sense on a first read...

Oh, he later added the album again with the "correct" image and reported it as a duplicate entry.

http://www.metal-archives.com/report/vi ... 9/show/all

...OOGBOOG, be honest, did you get your Spanish reply to that report from Google Translate?