So what do people think of Psuedogod's new album? I've listened to it once, and it seemed to be pretty good, but not as great as all the hype would imply. However, usually albums like this are growers for me, they just take a bit of time to sink in.

Well, I think when I was underage I appreciated it more, anyway. Even if we just had a case of terrible watery beer that tasted like piss, we'd drink it. For the past decade or so, I've been able to walk into a liquor store or bar and buy anything I wanted, and now I rarely drink. I still know a lot of people who are still drinking heavily, but I guess I lost interest over the years. It's a shame, because drinking was a great talent of mine.

If you can't take the taste of alcohol, drink soft drinks. Boozing makes no sense if you don't enjoy it, idiots.

On that note, though, I feel tonight might be one of those big sessions for me. I'm off to a pub and then to check out a new 'metal' nightclub and, judging by how those always go, I'm pretty sure I'll end up distracting myself from the music by looking at the pretty blue glow of a G&T.

In doing so, he has naturally incurred the wrath of the educational establishment, a strong indication in itself that he is doing the right thing.

For a moment I thought you were talking about a band called Man Converge. They're really pretentious.

One day I became Leader of North Korea! Later, an alien ship landed on a golf course outside of Pyongyang where I'd just broken my 17 hole in one record! The aliens had come billions of miles to encounter new species! When the aliens saw how all the people worshiped me, they immediately assumed that I was the leader of the entire planet and refused to deal with anyone else! I instantly agreed with that notion and quickly signed a deal for a cultural exchange!

The aliens offered me technology for faster than light travel, doomsday weapons, and all manner of miraculous devices! In exchange, I gave them a copy of my autobiography (with a stamped signature and the inscription "To the owner: thanks for buying my book!") and a Big Mouth Billy Bass display that was broken so he never stopped singing and had a nuclear battery installed so the power would never die!

Using this new technology, North Korea became the envy of the world and quickly took power! The UN begged for some of the technology, so that nations like Europe and the United States, which had become vast ghettos, could catch up with the Democratic People's Republic! My conditions for sharing were two fold! First, that my personality cult be established everywhere, which it was, and second that Israel be surrendered entirely to Hamas to do with as they please, which it was!

After that I told the aliens that I didn't want their technology after all and gave it all back including the device that could generate free power and remove carbon from the atmosphere! They were saddened, but eager to return to their home planet, never to return to earth, with my last gift; a signed picture of me giving a thumbs while receiving a Kid's Choice Award! Then I hopped into the interstellar space craft they gave me and rocketed off into the sunset! Btw, I kept one doomsday device and set it to go off right before I left but I can't remember which one it was or how long the timer is set for, only that it's in YOUR CITY in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Enjoy! Also I kept the machine that makes me immortal and invulnerable!

I'd rather steal beer and wine and be jovial than be promised tears by snatching a cub from a Grizzly's arms.

Which is sad, but true. I once dj-ed at this club where some young punter yelled at me "to harden the fuck up and play some Mudvayne", while I was in the middle of playing a Belphegor track

So what do people think of Psuedogod's new album? I've listened to it once, and it seemed to be pretty good, but not as great as all the hype would imply. However, usually albums like this are growers for me, they just take a bit of time to sink in.

No, more of a "We're going to play some of the most popular metal band around, because that's as metal as we know" thing.

I'm back!

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http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=born+of+osiris&type=band_name

Wut...? How is Born Of Osiris not metal? Is Metal Archives becoming, as Human666 so elegantly put it, "TEH TRVE KVLT ARCHIVES OF HOLY S@T@n?"?

I'm back! This was a boring week, I watched like 10 movies (big post in the Movie Thread later), I'm bored without the internet

Pseudogod is quite good, but I think the AOTY so far is Clockwork Angels!

Is Metal Archives becoming, as Human666 so elegantly put it, "TEH TRVE KVLT ARCHIVES OF HOLY S@T@n?"?

I hope so.
IF YOU ARE A FALSE DON'T ENTRY
THE NUCLEAR DRUMS WILL CRUSH YOUR BRAINS
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BURNED AND DIED

I hope so.
IF YOU ARE A FALSE DON'T ENTRY
THE NUCLEAR DRUMS WILL CRUSH YOUR BRAINS
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BURNED AND DIED