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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:19 pm 
 

Howdy.

Some of you may remember last year's Doodle Extravaganza. I am sorry for all the trauma it may have caused. Let's do it again.

The rules are simple: I post idiotic doodles that contain word plays, dad jokes, hidden clues and whatnot, containing in some contrived way famous band names. You try to figure out which bands are hidden in the stupid, stupid clues.

Post your answers by quoting the post, and put the band you're thinking about in spoiler tags. I will remove the tags if it's wrong, and keep them if you're right, so that others may try to solve them later, and we don't spoil the solutions for those willing to punish their flesh on this idiocy.

If any of the brain teasers last year made you angry, this is likely not the place for you to visit: as I've turned from album titles to band names, the available source pool of ideas has shrunk considerably, and the puns are even worse than last year.

I'm sorry I only have eight of these ready at the time of writing. I've had a rough two weeks due to circumstances, and I am way behind my schedule I tried to keep. But it's important to enjoy the little things, so here we go.

Happy holidays to everybody!
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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:20 pm 
 

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:21 pm 
 

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:21 pm 
 

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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:22 pm 
 

Oh fuck yeah I enjoyed the hell out of last year's thread.

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:25 pm 
 

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:26 pm 
 

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:27 pm 
 

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:27 pm 
 

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:28 pm 
 

There. GO!
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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:29 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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I'm like 100% sure this is wrong, but may as well get the ball rolling:

Dying Sun.

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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:29 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
3:
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Spoiler: show
Girlschool


Napero wrote:
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Spoiler: show
Pantera

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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:30 pm 
 

Also, are all these bands on the archives?

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:31 pm 
 

DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
Also, are all these bands on the archives?

Yes
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:31 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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I think this is...

English Dogs

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:33 pm 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Napero wrote:
3:
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Spoiler: show
Girlschool


Napero wrote:
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Spoiler: show
Pantera

Both correct. Zodi picked off the two I suspected to be easy ones.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:34 pm 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Napero wrote:
2:
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I think this is...

English Dogs

Nope
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:36 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Spoiler: show
Blind Guardian


Sorry for the fucked spoiler tag. :oh shit:


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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:37 pm 
 

DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
Napero wrote:
2:
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Spoiler: show
Blind Guardian

Correct!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:44 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Spoiler: show
Swallow the Sun

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:45 pm 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Napero wrote:
6:
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Spoiler: show
Swallow the Sun

Correct
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:47 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Spoiler: show
Napalm Death

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:49 pm 
 

DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
Napero wrote:
5:
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Spoiler: show
Napalm Death

Correct
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DoomMetalAlchemist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:50 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Morbid Angel?

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:51 pm 
 

No.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 2:03 pm 
 

Just three to go (1, 7, and 8). The two individuals are killing it, it seems
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 2:52 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Pagan Altar?

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 3:13 pm 
 

Not even close
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HellBlazer
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:21 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Hades Archer? :oh shit:

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:23 pm 
 

I expected someone to suggest this. But YOU of all the people? Sheesh...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:44 pm 
 

HellBlazer wrote:
Napero wrote:
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Hades Archer? :oh shit:


I'm glad someone said it. :lol:

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Napero wrote:
I expected someone to suggest this. But YOU of all the people? Sheesh...


Well, don't draw it looking like a dick then!

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:51 pm 
 

I can only guarantee it was purely accidental, sir. Fish are sexy things.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:53 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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My last ditch effort for this one is Dragon Guardian.

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:54 pm 
 

No. That's not a pun/dad joke.
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Pincushion
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:36 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
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Amorphis (Amor Fish)

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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:49 pm 
 

Yup!
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Pincushion
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:58 pm 
 

If the fish had a gun I'd have said The Gathering (the gat herring). :lol:

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 6:00 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
Yup!

OK what

I'm sorry but this isn't even a dad joke, this is just stupid :P

:boo: :boo: :boo:
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