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Metantoine
Prince of the Black Sun

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 6313
Location: Québec

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:42 am

Hi brothers and sisters, me and uber canadian hot scholar derigin got the OK from the higher gods to create a new post your picture thread. I'll moderate it with all my mighty power and my squad of axe wielding nuns. We won't hesitate to delete posts and comments and ban users without a warning.

What's allowed: pictures of yourself, pictures of your pets, your wedding, your high school graduation, your board game nights (that would be me)...

Tips:
-If you want to post a picture of your nice cleavage, please don't, attention whoring is lame.
-Don't be a fool to attention whoring and post "eh, nice tits", that's also lame
-Don't be a cunt
-Be cool.
-There's already billions of site full of penises and tits, I'm sure you can visit them if you're horny.
-Keep it clean, legal, safe for work and PG or at worst PG-13 (no gore, no nudity)
-Don't post ridiculously large photos; and use [spoiler] tags if it is a bit large. Also do the same when replying to quoted images.
-No photoshopped pictures, guys.

I'm gonna start by posting a pic of me with Necroticism174 (I'm the one wearing the shirt of the arguably better band)

Start posting, be good boys and girls and all will be fine. If I have to get my hands bloody, I will, but I'll prefer to keep them clean!

BTW, if you're looking for a good image hosting website, use imgur.com and copy over the BBCode line for the picture. It's fantastic.

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HUGE EDIT

Here is an alphabetized archive of the pictures metal-archivers have posted of themselves in this thread for quick reference. Pictures of users that they have not posted in this thread or allowed to be posted in this thread are not included. Pet pictures are not included except... Rexbo! John_Sunlight's dog, unofficial mascot of Metal-Archives, the internet, and the universe (John_Sunlight wrote this

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Derigin
Anthropophagus

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
Posts: 2095
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:45 am

Word of warning: Any bullshit, any trolling, any memes, any dickwads, any attention whoring, anything that we might construe as uncivil, worthless, unnecessary or whatever... we will delete at a moment's notice, and we will punish. We ask that you keep ever vigilant and aware about this, and the purpose of this thread. If you don't want to participate with good behaviour and good manners, then stay out.

Previous threads like this have been closed for lesser reasons.

That said, enjoy.

EDIT: Also, if you do see shit go down, just report it, ignore it, and don't feed it. Thank you.

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 8771
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:46 am

Oh boy, I'll see if I can scrounge something up. De-mystify myself, if I may.

Don't think I've had a picture of myself on here for over 3 years now. Had to stand out by not wearing a band shirt. I swear the shirt I'm wearing looks more red in real life without that flash.

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Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
Posts: 8267
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:49 am

Metantoine wrote:

(I'm the one wearing the shirt of the arguably better band)

Indeed!

I have to commend the fantastic taste in books of the owner of the place you were at. Hyperion, Abercrombie, James Randi... very nice. :nods:

Spoiler: show

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Markeri wrote:

you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

Extreme_violence wrote:

Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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Derigin
Anthropophagus

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
Posts: 2095
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:01 am

This is what -40 celsius/fahrenheit and a ten minute walk does to a beard. It's ice crystals:

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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
Posts: 826
Location: Colombia

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:03 am

The famous picture, now outside Facebook and IRC.

Spoiler: show

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Metantoine
Prince of the Black Sun

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 6313
Location: Québec

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:06 am

A true classic!

Also derigin is :love:

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darkeningday
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:20 pm
Posts: 1251
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:08 am

OzzyApu wrote:

Oh boy, I'll see if I can scrounge something up. De-mystify myself, if I may.

Are you gonna post the one where you were in the literal throws of being smacked upside the head with a snowball? Yes, I'm proud of my memory too.

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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:31 pm
Posts: 2626
Location: U.S.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:09 am

The nerd on the right.

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Napero
GedankenPanzer

Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
Posts: 7633
Location: Finland

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:21 am

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:11 am
Posts: 8771
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:25 am

Napero wrote:

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

I'll would redeem myself with a gritty band-t, my ach, and giving the horns, but I don't want to spam the thread.

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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
Posts: 2785
Location: A step closer to home

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:15 am

People with afros, get in here. I want to compare.

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Guitarpro77889 wrote:

which ones are mainstream cuz i will stop listening to them

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colin040
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:00 pm
Posts: 4162
Location: Netherlands

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:36 am

From vacation last year in Croatia.

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the_raytownian
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 1735
Location: United States of America

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:49 am

No funny business! This is just me lookin' (totally un)natural:

no more pictures of me in drag, I promise.

That smile is completely phony. The result of deluding myself into believing 2012 was a fresh start. A new beginning... Ha!

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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 5264
Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:50 am

Ok. Just because I've been drinking.

Spoiler: show

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Necroticism174 wrote:

iAm is a mysterious man. He lives in the desert, but never elaborates on it's hardships. Perhaps there are no hardships. Perhaps heat simply has no effect on him. He can survive days without water, subsisting only on metal.

I hate music

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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
Posts: 2785
Location: A step closer to home

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:06 am

the_raytownian wins the award for cutest so far.

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Guitarpro77889 wrote:

which ones are mainstream cuz i will stop listening to them

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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1139
Location: Lawrence, Kansas

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:29 am

Me at Warriors of Metal with POSSESSOR hanging out by my truck. I forgot to get any pictures with the MA people I met there. I'm the guy with the Sodom shirt.

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ANationalAcrobat
Eric Olthwaite

Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:53 am
Posts: 5877
Location: Royston Vasey

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:54 am

Napero wrote:

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

Damn, I was just gonna ask the same thing.

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Azmodes
Dweller of the Styrian Depths

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:44 am
Posts: 3682
Location: Graz, Austria

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:15 am

ANationalAcrobat wrote:

Napero wrote:

Why does OzzyApu wear a pink T-shirt with a picture of himself? We may never want to know.

Damn, I was just gonna ask the same thing.

Me too.

It's just so darn obvious.

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Grimmig
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:12 am
Posts: 490
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:25 am

Not the most flattering picture of me ever taken, but probably the most metal - up front for Cianide.

I'm on the left in the Asphyx shirt, iamntbatman is on the right in the Immolation shirt.

Edit: fixed for clarification, though I just assumed people knew what the Immolation logo looked like!

Also, the guy on the far right that wasn't fully in the picture WAS with us. I don't know what is wrong with his arms. I just don't know.

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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:04 pm
Posts: 2211
Location: Mushroom Kingdom

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:56 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ys4RRAu_0
I'm the tall guy in the Overkill shirt. This was two years ago, and I look slightly less awkward now.

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Bezerko
Vladimir Poopin

Joined: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:50 am
Posts: 4676
Location: Venestraya

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:30 am

One of the only photos I have of me in the past year or so. Very much an ugly bastard - probably caused a few cracked lenses thus why nobody likes to take snaps of me!

It was too hot that day for me to bother looking metal. Plus the only band shirt I have at the moment is a hardcore one...

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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 3888

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:12 am

Baby step-sister edited out for anonymity and potential creepy comments. My eyes do not open for pictures.

Here I am modeling my grandma's "Derby Hat" that she made (I think she was joking...can you make a hat jokingly?). If you aren't aware of our local tradition where rich women wear big stupid hats to celebrate horse races...welcome to Kentucky baby.

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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 5264
Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:18 am

Jonpo wrote:

Here I am modeling my grandma's "Derby Hat" that she made (I think she was joking...can you make a hat jokingly?)

The fact she had you wear it is the seldom seen but greatly feared grandma burn.

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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 3888

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:21 am

Hahah I like that you're trying to give me credit here, as if I was coerced into wearing it. No, as soon as she showed it to me I was like "WHERE IS YOUR CAMERA?! GET YOUR CAMERA!"

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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 5264
Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:23 am

Jonpo wrote:

No, as soon as she showed it to me I was like "WHERE IS YOUR CAMERA?! GET YOUR CAMERA!"

At first I couldn't tell if that was sarcasm or not :lol:

actually I'm still not sure

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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 3888

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:29 am

I think she was actually kind of creeped out by how adamant I was when it came to being photographed in her silly hat.

Alright so quick thread run down from my perspective:

MalignantThrone is stupidly adorable, kind of reminds me of a caramel Andy Samberg. I'm sure you're much, MUCH funnier though.

RageW/Reiter looks like a god damn Colombian soap opera star. That is ridiculous.

I'm desperate for context on Derigin's picture. You don't look like you're wearing NEARLY enough layers to have expected to be in that type of cold.

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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
Posts: 826
Location: Colombia

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:01 am

God damn it Jonpo I thought you were fatter than that. You're skinnier than Count_V, even! (Not that it's a great accomplishment but still)

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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
Posts: 4680
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:05 am

BEHOLD! FROG!

This is what I looked like when I worked in a factory, yes. Get all the Village People/Gay Musketeer jokes out of the way.

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hey
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:41 pm
Posts: 1278
Location: United States of America

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:07 am

Taken for that silly not shaving in November thing people do. Normally, I have better posture than this.

Edit: Hardly any of you guys look like what I would've expected. :-P

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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 3888

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:09 am

RageW: Hahah I appreciate that oddly worded compliment, brethren. Trust me though, I'm actually much fatter than Jeremy. In fact as he continues to lose weight I keep getting more and more fat-guy-size shirts. These pictures just happen to be a little more flattering I guess, black t-shirts and long hair hides the man breasts y'know?

edit:

Wooooow Froggy doesn't look anything like what I had pictured. I love doing "you look likes" so here's yours: That nervous jew-y character from Dazed & Confused who picks a fight with the greaser at the keg party in the woods. I mean this as the utmost compliment, I don't know that actors name but hes amazing.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 4220
Location: Québec

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:58 am

iAm's picture doesn't show

Frog gives me some Bukowskian vibes with that pic.
Also I want the_raytownian's babies.
No comment on the relative worth of mine and Tony's band shirts.

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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 4314
Location: Oswego, Illinois

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:16 pm

The picture is two years old, but I give negative fucks because it's still my all time favorite picture of me.

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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
Posts: 4680
Location: United States

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm

Jonpo wrote:

Wooooow Froggy doesn't look anything like what I had pictured. I love doing "you look likes" so here's yours: That nervous jew-y character from Dazed & Confused who picks a fight with the greaser at the keg party in the woods. I mean this as the utmost compliment, I don't know that actors name but hes amazing.

I love it. Such a specific instance.

Bukowski vibes indeed, writing, drinking, breaking rocks.

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Derigin
Anthropophagus

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:25 am
Posts: 2095
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:26 pm

Necroticism174 wrote:

iAm's picture doesn't show

Fixed it for him. It was a tag problem.

Jonpo wrote:

I'm desperate for context on Derigin's picture. You don't look like you're wearing NEARLY enough layers to have expected to be in that type of cold.

Hmm, I think I was wearing enough layers? Had long underwear, a band shirt (Enslaved), a hoodie, a jacket, and jeans? I grew up in the Rockies, so I might just be used to the cold...

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Razakel
Nekroprince

Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm
Posts: 4627
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:27 pm

I think this was taken last October when I was living in Ireland.

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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
Posts: 8267
Location: Canada

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:28 pm

Derigin wrote:

Necroticism174 wrote:

iAm's picture doesn't show

Fixed it for him. It was a tag problem.

Still broken for me?

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Markeri wrote:

you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

Extreme_violence wrote:

Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 4314
Location: Oswego, Illinois

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:30 pm

Raz is an awesome dude and all, but I still maintain that no white dude looks good with dreads.

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Jonpo
Hypercolombowler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 3888

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:31 pm

Derigin wrote:

Hmm, I think I was wearing enough layers? Had long underwear, a band shirt (Enslaved), a hoodie, my jacket, and jeans? I grew up in the Rockies, so I might just be used to the cold...

Oh okay, I apologize. I would never think to question your winter-preparedness. Just wasn't sure if it was a situation where you weren't expecting to be caught out in all that. I was basing this PURELY on what looks like a lack of gloves. The picture in general is amazing, the way the light is reflecting off the snow, they look like stars.

I love how Razakel is just like Oh here's a super casual picture of me living in Ireland holding a fucking FALCON like I'm the god damn BEAST MASTER.

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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
Posts: 826
Location: Colombia

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:32 pm

Jonpo wrote:

Derigin wrote:

I love how Razakel is just like Oh here's a super casual picture of me living in Ireland holding a fucking FALCON like I'm the god damn BEAST MASTER.

I think that's an owl?

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