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Cephalopod
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:32 pm 
 

At school, to kids come into class arguing over who would win in a fight between a male grizzly bear and a male silverback gorilla. It soon spread throughout the class. I thought it was easily the bear, due to the claws and the weight advantage, but the kid who started the argument still maintains it's the gorilla. He thinks the gorillas 4 arms and dexterity will save it. I'm skeptical

What do you think?

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Crick
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:41 pm 
 

Gorillas don't have four arms.
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DeadGein
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:45 pm 
 

Maybe it's some mutant gorilla

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Crick
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:47 pm 
 

Mutant gorillas ALWAYS win. Because they have eyebeams.
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josephus
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:58 pm 
 

Are we talking about a Bear the same size? I ask because a fully grown male Grizzly could easily be 600 pounds whereas a Gorilla that size is not the norm. I would go with the Grizzly either way, as they have bigger claws, and bigger jaws (and teeth). They also have a skull like rock.
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