Welcome to everyone, please get comfortable in your seats, we'll leave soon. If you wanted some crackers, well it's just too bad, there's none so shut up! What sir? yes, you can go to the bathroom, it's right there at the back of the bus. Please don't throw your feces on the walls, it was cleaned earlier today. I must warn you, I can't guarantee your safety during this trip, it's the 15th time we do it though so we're pretty used to losing some people during this harsh voyage. Our first stop will be at Napero's sauna, I hope y'all forgot your swimsuits, especially you Razakel. Enjoy the ride!

"This is indeed the realm of Boltthroweria, you guessed well, sir." Suddenly a loud sarcastic laugh slashed the calm demeanor of the trip, a tall young man with blue and green hair was the new victim of everyone's crude looks. He replied with all his spite "W0t dudes, there's not enough breakdowns here, LOL". I threw my history book at his face, breaking his fake glasses in two. I took him by the collar and then, I raised him from his seat, he was screaming "calm down, ol' girl" but his pitiful enunciation (I think he had a piercing on his tongue) made it hard to understand. I asked the driver to stop and I opened the door, the young man fell down in the stairs and his fate was laid to waste. "Go live in the realm of chaos where trolls dwell, they're chewing on the bones of those once loyal" I screamed to him while kicking his ass. My hair was sweaty, my hands were smelly, but I entered the bus silently again where the A/C was chilly cold. Everyone was quiet. Another young fellow raised his voice and said: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" I went to sit with him and we talked about Manilla Road during lunchtime.

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The long standing 14th FFA needed some closure. This is the end of an era and I have the honour, the valour and the pride to create the 15th one. Enjoy it and be cool. Remember, never go full retard.

-Tony xoxoxox <3

Thank you for sticking with the JP theme.

This thread title just ruined the internet!

I'd like to petition for a better thread name.

It's back! Can't wait for the next up-an-coming Metaldiscussor666 to make their appearance.

If you don't like the thread's title, don't post in it!

Awwww. I wanted to reach 5,000 in the last one. sigh

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Last one didn't even reach 1000 pages Better luck this time.

Well, thread title had me confused...but at least the FFA is back! Here's to more random drivel about our daily lives

I'm so ronrey.

Speaking of drivel, I'm going to go get hammed. Long live the FFA.

Let me fetch my mustard, brb.

The Sane Boardylum didn't hit 1,000 either. I think that's the point, to keep the threads from hitting that page number.

Seconded.

I hate you guys. You're making the destiny's child sad!

worst ffa ever

Thirded.

Signed.

Wherever this petition is, I'm signing.

It's on my fist, approach your jaw.

Just remove the "Child" and it will be infinitely better.

Hooray! Go Tony.

I made a list of everyone who didn't like my title. Just sayin'

third time is a charm.

Who the fuck gives a shit about a title? Does it impact your ability to post? No. So STFU.

I am witnessing M-A history! Another new FFA thread!

Clearly it's giving you some kind of ability TO post, which I would like to put a stop to.

Only for speaker systems that can handle maximum booty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKWoRmsdWU4

Shit, what the fuck did I miss?

Go fuck yourself, Marty McFly.

Holy hell, what did I miss that got the other FFA locked?

I posted nudes and everyone gouged out their eyes out of pure terror.

She speaks the truth

SO...
They weren't hot then, eh?

That is impossible!

Well, I like the thread title at least.

Rembember, FFA XVI needs to be a Sin After Sin joke.

Ban After Ban? Post After Post? Hell, even FFA After FFA?