what did the bear say when I engaged in sexual act with it?
bears can't speak... are you fucked in the head?
what did mary magdalene tell joseph when he asked how she got pregnant?
why hasn't mr. putin retired yet?
he's just so used to russian to get things done that he doesn't want to quit.
george thorogood walks into a bar. he looks at the bartender and says "I'll have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer... to go". the bartender asks why he wants the drinks to-go. george thorogood then punches the bartender in the testicles, grabs his booze, and exclaims "cuz I drink alone... YEEEEEEAH with nobody else!" as he is walking out the door.
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