I kinda liked that. Reminded me of John Cage scores.

The video was atrocious, but the song, while being derivative, wasn't all that bad. I wouldn't call it one of the worst songs, but not something I'd willingly listen to. The band name is absolutely dreadful, though.

Got to be that "Give it to me baby" Offspring song. Awful stuff, I won't ever understand how it became so popular. Hated it from the time I heard it.



But their use of swear words is so necessary. "Motherfucking magnets"... what did a magnet do to you eh?

Is it just me or does IWABO's music get more boring and predictable as their image gets more ridiculous and random? They're like a comedian who takes the stage with one really funny story but then spends the rest of the night doing nothing but telling knock-knock dick jokes and laughing at himself.

Not sure what was worse: the song or that intentionally piss-poor acting with them trying to be funny and failing.

obviously they've felt it mocking them with its inexplicability for quite some time now.

Hey what about 4'22? Lol.

I hear this at least once on the radio at work every day. I cannot stand it any longer because of that goddamn chorus. "DOIN MAH THANG, DOIN MAH THAANG"

I;m just debating which is worse the song or the video.

Fuckin' rainbows, after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brains.

I love how he's so obviously taken aback by that one tomato hitting him right in the face around 3:30.

Hamsterdance anyone?

That...seems in line with something that Seth would do, bless his heart.
Here's another classic from him.

The outcome of no artistic direction. It was funny though, I'll give him that.

Forgot to mention I listen to kids' music for most of the weekday because of my job. If you think ordinary music is bad, take a peak at the stuff that gets published for children. Half of the audience is too inexperienced to realize that what they're listening to stinks and the other half knows but is powerless to change it.

Best kids' music?

I win.

"Hideaway" by Kiesza. An entire jeezus verse of "oooh.... aaah.... aaah... oooh!" She's prettier than the average orangutan, but not much more intellligent.

Nope, I really like that song.

Holy shit that's amazing.

The video style, the post-modern dancing with hip-hop influences and even the song reminds me of Your Drums, Your Love, which also rules:



Aluna's way hotter though.

Wait a sec, we're still in the "Worst songs you've ever heard" thread?

Credit where credit's due, as lame as the music is, it's pretty cool how that Kiesza video was all shot in a single take.

Behold........BATTLECRY!!!



Musically, they are basically just a generic Grim Reaper rip-off. But watch the video and you'll see why they deserve a spot in this thread.

yeah - that's pretty damn shit.

This makes me just feel uncomfortable in a way I can't quite describe. It's like the soundtrack to being that 27-year-old that sells weed to high school kids and doesn't have any friends old enough to vote. Granted it may be entirely intentional, as the one dude behind the band is kinda notorious for being a lil on the creepy side of weird. Plus it features the line "two hearts, one love, bitch/do the math" which is mind-boggling on its own.

But this is the definition of torture to me. Granted it's the Black Eyed Peas, but still. Probably the worst songwriting I've ever heard as absolutely nothing goes together and the lyrics are asinine on a level that makes Anal Cunt read like Proust in comparison. I had to hear this regularly at my summer job and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me chug gallons upon gallons of rageahol. Truly in its own league of assblowing. The diarrhea I had a few hours ago had more artistic merit.

In the league of "How is it possible to fail this bad?", we got a bunch of stuff. Here comes something on the level of My Pal Foot Foot if it isn't actually worse.



Dunno if I could fail that bad if I tried to.

Also, if we go into the league of "Vocals that are so fucking bad you won't believe it's true", we have this thing.

I'll nominate anything by Robin Thicke as worst music ever. There is just no excuse for him.
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that Black Eyed Peas song is actually the worst. It steals the hook from a pretty bad, but somewhat catchy song, and manages to make it a thousand times worse. It's horrible.

If you think Black Eyed Peas' stuff is bad, wait until you get a load of the ear sodomy that is will.i.am's solo stuff. The horror truly begins around the 1-minute mark.

oh, I know all about the shit that is William. I refuse to call him his stage name. His name is William.

I DJ'd for a long ass time and that shit was mandatory....ugh. Just plodding 4/4 808s all goddamn night. So terrible. Just...nauseating.

The funny thing for me about the Black Eyed Peas, Kesha, that Kid Rock song, etc. is that I heard those on a very regular basis (during weddings, mostly) when I was a banquet server for a local hotel during college. On one side, I dislike them for all the reasons already mentioned, yet that job was the most fun I've ever had in the service industry and I have a lot of nostalgic memories of that time, often bought up by hearing the songs in question again...Makes for a very strange mental response.

I'm not a fan of pop music at all, but I recognize that it takes a lot of talent and effort to do. That being said, when your song actually has lyrics like:

I was born to get wild
That's my style
If you didn't know that,
Well baby now you know now

then I can't truly say I fault people for thinking pop music is dumb, lazy crap for dumb, lazy people.

Gunther is love, Gunther is life.

You're confused, I think you meant to post this in the 'best songs you've ever heard' thread.

How in the fuck are you supposed to dance to that? Hell, will.i.am barely attempts to dance to it (slow-walking while pointing at the ground is dancing, right?), and it's his own goddamn song!

This is more hilarious than outright bad.

Holy frijoles that was bad.

I am disappoint. That's an amazing description for music, I was hoping this was actual noise.

The worst songs I've ever heard were probably Metal Enterprises' self-released albums from when they were stealing their bands' names. Killer Fox, Thrash Queen, etc...

I almost forgot this gem...... I dont know who is worst Rocker Lil Wayne or this waste of air.

ugh.
I'd rather hear Meshuggah played in the background of a child being raped than hear a group of children singing, and I really don't see anything enjoyable about Meshuggah.