Funny enough about gothenburg. I felt like those songs posted sounded like later Soilwork with really shitty vocals.

No comment.

Eh, one of the ATR guys has a While She Sleeps vest on so they're not all bad.

A shitty band otherwise though.

Thought I'd be the only guy on this board who digs While She Sleeps.

me too

Courtesy of the band queue.

https://abstractorchestrations.bandcamp ... he-bootleg

Wow. You mean, someone actually submitted THAT to Metal Archives? I assume they must have been trolling...

Since so many people were talking about Suicide Silence's new record, I decided to check out an album I normally wouldn't have. While I can understand the hatred it gets, I actually liked parts of it despite the abvious goofiness. Here's my review: http://kluseba.eklablog.com/trying-to-b ... a128856448

Poor, Twilight Zone. Don't worry we'll get counselling for you.

In all fairness, the Twilight Zone has been in at least one good song

Uh did you listen past the "intro"?

It's grindcore. I assume not metallic enough to be approved, but at least metallic enough to be submitted to the queue without being considered trolling.

Two words...Redneck ANTIFA:

"Hick hop".

*cringe*

Uh that was the good days of youth for ol', TW. Before the consumption of crack cocaine.

This shit's off the chain.

https://liturgy.bandcamp.com/album/the-ark-work

It's quite, er, cringe-worthy.

https://soundcloud.com/kelvalhaal/tense-stage

If you thought that Ark Work was bad, you should check this out. It takes the shitty electronic noodling parts, removes the guitars/drums whatever and leaves HHH with this hipstery garbage. The heck?

Man the ark work is tight

I found it pretty unlistenable to be honest, but at least it's doing something. I think people spend too much time bashing stuff that's weird like that or Lulu and let a lot of subpar, dead-eyed generic shit slide - like that last Testament album or something. Much worse to me personally.

Viva la bandqueue

https://2dhumanity.bandcamp.com/track/w ... hing-now-2

That's some epic flash game final boss music right there!

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That said, withsome practice he could definitely do pretty well with this synthwave/retro vg craze.

I guess this song is pretty old but I'm just now getting exposed to it as it gets played everywhere (especially the gym). FUCK this song is terrible. It's got the lame light Black Eyed Peas-ish stuff going on, the whole song is about sucking dicks, but it's got this soulful Jack Johnson melody that just makes me want to kill everyone around me. It's like the perfect storm of irritating horseshit all in one song.

Yep, hear that one every second day at my gym, followed closely by Love Yourself by Justin Bieber (easily the greatest workout song ever, I mean who doesn't want to lift weights to a slow moody acoustic no-beat vocal-harmony song). 'Whistle' is typically found on any 'Douche Bro's Greatest Summer Hits' collection. Work on them sick neck tatts, bra.

toots and the maytal's version is better

this bullshit soldier rock. holy shit.

^If a turd had a face it'd be "Core 10".

Is that David Silveria from Korn on drums? He's been popping up in alot of derpy buttrock myspace bands lately.

I hadn't heard this song in a very long time, and you're absolutely right. Not that I'm surprised!

Anyone remember this beast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130

It's a classic. I'll never get over the line: "I put mayonaise on everything. That's how I eat!" as well as "see that kid stealin'? That was a thief. See those dudes behind him? That's the police."

Hubris just got a face.

Truly, a thing to behold. It must be listened to in its entirety. Obviously its been made to suck as much as possible but shit is still shit.

Funny - I click on this thread for the first time in months, and it's something I already know. This isn't shit at all, it's a fucking work of art.

Yeah I can't actually tell if I like it or not; it manages to be annoying and hilarious at the same time. However, I think others might disagree and simply think it's awful so I posted it anyway.

The Most Unwanted Song is a masterpiece and y'all bitches be wack.

The genius of "The most Unwanted Song" is that, even though it is a joke, it manages to sound better than a lot of musical efforts that were actually TRYING to be serious.

Perhaps not the worst (but still really, really bad), but I would like to know why?

RUN TO THE HIIIIIIIILS,RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFES.SHITTY MODERN METALCORE IS COMMING BACK FOR ROUND-TWO!!!!

It says "Tarja Turunen" right there in the title, how could you have missed that?

Haha, I like that song But more in a "so ridiculous that it's good" way. The high notes in the middle part are actually really good.