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GTog
Metalhead

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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:07 pm

Holy shit, this thread is comedy gold. Now I have to go read BH's stories. So much for work today.

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tomcat_ha
Minister of Boiling Water

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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 5:06 pm

great post black stabbath

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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:56 pm
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Location: United States

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 2:13 am

a spambot wrote:

Earn $$ Today From The Comfort Of Your Own Home.

Zelkiiro wrote:

Only 2 $? Doesn't sound like it's worth it to me. I won't settle for anything less than 15 $.

Fight for $15! :lol:

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UltraBoris wrote:

who the fuck is UltraBoris?

UltraBoris wrote:

only Dio is real.

Last edited by dreadmeat on Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:05 am, edited 1 time in total.

yep, and Zelkiiro got a warning for that post.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
Posts: 3928

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:49 pm

iamntbatman wrote:

our facilities for the mentally handicapped are not safe until we arm the mentally handicapped. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a building full of mentally disabled people with guns!

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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:05 am

I found the amazing quote currently in my sig on Uncyclopedia. But that leaves me with a question--if the horn is Satan, is the oboe Saddam Hussein?

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UltraBoris wrote:

who the fuck is UltraBoris?

UltraBoris wrote:

only Dio is real.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:50 am
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:12 am

I think they meant Bagpipes! :lol:

p.s. I actually really like Bagpipes

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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:22 pm

I think dreadmeat is the zaniest poster here.

Quote:

That Misery will put hairs on your chest, and tonsils... :fuck:

Quote:

So please pigy33 if you must think, do it in your head not on our pretty forum.

No warning this time but any more and I'll spread you like peanut butter on hot tarmac.

:gay:

Quote:

To mega therion, to mega therion, six six six!

Quote:

[off topic, off colour, off your Weet-Bix]

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:58 am

I do have spasms of brilliance from time to time ha ha ha

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:03 am

Don't tell him, now he'll start saying zany stuff to get sigged on purpose. I got sigged once and now that's the only reason I post.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:41 am

Yeah we get a few of those, trying to be funny to get immortalised is a bit annoying.

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Grave_Wyrm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:21 am

dreadmeat wrote:

I do have spams of brilliance from time to time ha ha ha

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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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Location: Australia

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:00 am

dreadmeat wrote:

I do have spasms of brilliance from time to time ha ha ha

Never change.

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Back Stabbath
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Location: Terra Nullius

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:36 am

^ WOT.

I thought I had a reputation, now I feel like a fan of Mustaine post Some King of Ranga.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:38 am

re Kickstarer/crowd funding whatever it's called for a new Amon album in 2016

Morn Of Solace wrote:

...This is not a kickstarter.. this is cyber-busking!

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Wilytank
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Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
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Location: 717

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:43 am

bahmannasirifar in the rejection thread wrote:

okay it's your website.... but change the name, because it's not fair and thoughtful site for Metal world and artists those are rejected by whole of the world. if we don't help each other no one will. is anyone of you who rejected my band able to plays guitar like me? I'm sure there is not... i think you don't care about metal and you are same as other critics those who envy to real players because they never could be a real musician.( no offense just imagine it happens to you )

It always amuses me when people pull the immature "you can't play like me" card. I had to restrain myself from butting in on the thread and mentioning that some of the admins are involved in bands (like Gloaming and Halberd).

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iamntbatman
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:56 am

To be perfectly fair, though, I can't play for shit!

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:48 am

re some crappy Hellhammer bootleg

Jonpo wrote:

If it sounds like buttholes at least it'll look cool!

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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:21 pm

FasterDisaster wrote:

But what if you take the kids, chain them up, and then make them pee on the chains. Eh? Eh? Now we're getting somewhere!

Under_Starmere wrote:

What would that do?

FasterDisaster wrote:

Well, firstly, wet metal is disgusting, offensive and abhorrent.

Jonpo wrote:

I liked the part where you said firstly and then didn't say a second thing.

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

wet metal is my least favorite subgenre

Under_Starmere wrote:

Too drenched in reverb?

This exchange reminded me why I keep coming back to the FFA and read through all that dull crap you people talk about.

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Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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Back Stabbath
Metalhead

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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:54 am

I admit, I don't get the FFA thing. Is it an attempt to be "random and interesting"? It's kinda like an MA version of facebook. Nothing of any value, and no real substance because it's just worse than any of my own posts on any forum ever.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:06 am

FFA is to vent your spleen, get it our of your system kind of deal, not my kind of place at all.

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:32 pm
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Location: United States

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:41 pm

Woolie_Wool wrote:

I found the amazing quote currently in my sig on Uncyclopedia. But that leaves me with a question--if the horn is Satan, is the oboe Saddam Hussein?

I thought you could only have quotes from this forum? If not, there's plenty I have saved... :wink:

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THEMICRULAH wrote:

IT'S THE SAME INVERTED AS REGULAR?! MY BRAIN IS BROKEN! TOTAL SATAN!

Crick wrote:

The first one is silly because it's got such dainty eyelashes, yet the guy is terrified. NOT THE MASCARA, CTHULHU! ANYTHING BUT THE MASCARA!

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:18 pm

Cthulhu_Fhtagn wrote:

Woolie_Wool wrote:

I found the amazing quote currently in my sig on Uncyclopedia. But that leaves me with a question--if the horn is Satan, is the oboe Saddam Hussein?

I thought you could only have quotes from this forum? If not, there's plenty I have saved... :wink:

My opinion on this is the quotes in here should be from Metal Archives, we'd like to immortalise our own in-house wit, or lack of :nods:

We don't really want someone else's bananas in our peanut butter.

re Cover art atrocities - bad, ugly, WTF...?!

SkullFracturingNightmare wrote:

I'm a sucker for generic pentagrams

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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:21 am

dreadmeat wrote:

We don't really want someone else's bananas in our peanut butter.

This right here belongs in this thread, and is one of the reasons why you're one of my favourite posters.

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ZarathustraHead wrote:

That person is me. ZarathustraHead.

ZarathustraHead wrote:

You can find me listening to the good, real shit. The real good shit. I'll be here.

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:09 am

MikeyC ha ha I know you guys do that over there too!

droneriot wrote:

Are they not ethnic French or why don't they completely suck at metal?

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Back Stabbath
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:49 am

We're busted Mikey. We have to change the recipe to putting our nuts in peanut butter.

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dreadmeat
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:16 am

Back Stabbath wrote:

I'd drive a panel van with that artwork on it proudly, and a lot of my girlfriends would too.

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Wilytank
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:49 pm

Metantoine on Von in a thread about the band wrote:

Not Sigur Ros' best album but it's pretty good. I prefer Takk or ( ) personally.

This is about as right of a response as that thread deserves. Fuck Satanic Blood.

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dreadmeat
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:19 am

thesilentenigma wrote:

I'm disgusted by how many digipaks I own.

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TheEerieTomb
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:43 am
Posts: 194
Location: Ireland

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:09 am

I don't know how I missed this thread.
I've just spent the last two hours at work reading this, but I do believe that it has made me a better person.

So the hell with work.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:55 pm
Posts: 3928

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 2:11 am

Nolan_B wrote:

If Trump loses to Hillary I'm moving to Mexico fuck this.

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Grave_Wyrm
Metal Sloth

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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:34 pm

SkullFracturingNightmare wrote:

Metal Archives: Bringing you only the best when it comes to things worth complaining about.

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Haddock666
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Location: Finland

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:45 pm

Playing gig sober is like fucking without erection.
- Me

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President Satan

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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:35 pm

"I almost went home, but there was a woman taking a diarrhea shit on the train platform." - Humans of New York.

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:27 pm

droneriot wrote:

"Donald Trump has always wanted to shake the hand of a real rock star, but he instinctively grabbed the pussy instead."

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