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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:41 am 
 

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The band's man whore? He looks like he's just been gangbanged.

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failsafeman
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:48 am 
 

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Beat you to the Venom one, but worth another look. Muppet-Cronos of peace.

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Napero
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:21 am 
 

You learn something new every day, in unexpected places. Today, on this thread, I learned that Ann Coulter has a one-woman BM band called Satanic Corpse.

Thank you for that. I go and pour Listerine in my eyes now.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:45 am 
 

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Oxenkiller
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:33 pm 
 

oh geez, that was Queensryche? wow...I actually thought that was Ratt or something. Man...didn't the 80's just rule??

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aloof
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:08 am 
 

if you can write a "Rage for Order", you can wear whatever you want and it'll be fine by me :)
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JerryLeeEx
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:50 pm 
 

I don't think this one's been posted yet.

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And just so Phil doesn't feel left out...

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:57 am 
 

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if you can write a "Rage for Order", you can wear whatever you want and it'll be fine by me :)


My rebuttal?

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Rockenfield looks like he just realized what he had gotten into here.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:17 am 
 

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The back of Pulmonary Abscess - The Greedy Ilness
Great album btw
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Gastjale
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:25 pm 
 

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The volleyball is ours, fellow psych-nazis!

By the courtesy of VdGG.

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:41 am 
 

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Volkolak anyone?
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Big_Grand
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:45 am 
 

Does anyone still have Lauri Pentilla's glam shots?

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Panflute
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:51 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Gloryhammer is just power metal to the extreme though I'm sure they did it on purpose. Also I still need to buy this album if for no other reason than the band picture.

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What Mortal Kombat game did that guy escape from?
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:50 pm 
 

Hahaha I forgot about that one and also forgot to buy that album. I just watched Zoolander last night and the guy in the green tunic's facial expression bears striking similarity to the coveted Blue Steel look of Zoolander in the movie.

In other funny band photo news I stumbled across this article today http://www.cracked.com/article_18521_th ... overs.html. Highlights include stuff like this:

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:51 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Hahaha I forgot about that one and also forgot to buy that album. I just watched Zoolander last night and the guy in the green tunic's facial expression bears striking similarity to the coveted Blue Steel look of Zoolander in the movie


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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:37 am 
 

semi-NSFW, Devin gets his arse out and sticks it on a mirror... :roll:

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:50 am 
 

Panflute wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Gloryhammer is just power metal to the extreme though I'm sure they did it on purpose. Also I still need to buy this album if for no other reason than the band picture.

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What Mortal Kombat game did that guy escape from?


haha I laughed too much at that. The album is actually really cool, though cheesy even for power metal standards. Christopher said he intended to make the cheesiest album he could
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:35 am 
 

This For All Tid-era picture of Shagrath always elicited a few chuckles out of me. What, exactly, is he doing here?

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:39 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:
This For All Tid-era picture of Shagrath always elicited a few chuckles out of me. What, exactly, is he doing here?

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Stalking the forest as all Norwegians do? :D
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:34 am 
 

Lord_Brendan wrote:
Shitting in the forest as all Norwegians do? :D

ftfy
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:42 am 
 

Heh, I quite like this: The Metal-Zodiac
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:35 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Heh, I quite like this: The Metal-Zodiac
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I'm a Virgo so don't like this much haha
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:37 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
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Shitting in the forest as all Norwegians do? :D

ftfy


He actually does look like he is taking a shit o_O I didn't actually notice that
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:48 am 
 

I've never taken a shit in snow, I've lead such a sheltered life :roll:

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:52 am 
 

Just a minor request: can people who post band photos perhaps say what the band is? I know it's asking a lot :P
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:30 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
I've never taken a shit in snow, I've lead such a sheltered life :roll:


I live in rural Australia and have never actually seen snow except pics and TV :(
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:07 am 
 

Lord_Brendan wrote:
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I've never taken a shit in snow, I've lead such a sheltered life
I live in rural Australia and have never actually seen snow except pics and TV
I live in Auckland and it never snows here, we can live in hope that one day we will shit in snow :lol:

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:31 am 
 

My sis and brother in law live in Te-Puke (well they did haha) I see Papamoa show up on her Facebook
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:05 pm 
 

This new one of Mayhem on their MA page had me laughing quite a bit.

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I love how Teloch's in the back drinking away as the others are trying to look serious.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:09 pm 
 

Lord_Brendan wrote:
dreadmeat wrote:
I've never taken a shit in snow, I've lead such a sheltered life :roll:


I live in rural Australia and have never actually seen snow except pics and TV :(


Don't worry all your missing is freezing your balls off and getting wet. Also loads of stupid people getting into bad car accidents.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:01 am 
 

Another Dimmu gem. I'm guessing around '98 or so.

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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:26 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:

Don't worry all your missing is freezing your balls off and getting wet. Also loads of stupid people getting into bad car accidents.


Beats the constant 42 - 45C we have had most of the summer here :lol: The people I am renting through refuse to fix my air-con so have had none the past year, which is made worse by having polished floorboards. Place is like a sauna

It is quite nice now
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Big_Grand
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:17 am 
 

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This is one of Lauri's (satanic tyrant werewolf) glam shots, there was an entire gallery of him doing dream shots I recall but I can't find it.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:17 am 
 

I see he got hooked up by David Vincent for that studded codpiece.
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:26 am 
 

Enough said

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:31 pm 
 

Some people take Black Metal a bit too seriously.
French band, Malkhebre. Kinda NSFW
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Kiwion
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:38 pm 
 

When did this whole "Hey-let's-start-a-black-metal-band-and-take-naked-pictures-of-ourselves" thing start. I'm not sexually secure enough to deal with this amount of man-butts.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:55 pm 
 

Forgot about these two:

Overkill
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Ark (Norway)
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2002 Lineup, with Jorn Lande as a tree before he got fat.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:22 pm 
 

Another good Overkill one from the same period, this one is a bit more obscure for some reason, though:

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:58 pm 
 

Those Overkill photos rule!
Also I didn't know Dan Spitz was in Overkill?!
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