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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:15 pm 
 

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the band's name is
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plenty more such photos on their facebook, and you may also (not) want to take a look at the cover of their sole release, which is probably as NSFW as it gets. you been warned.
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NoKnownName
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:42 pm 
 

Wait, do they just keep a collared guy up on stage with them? Is he technically a member?
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:42 pm 
 

It looks like she has reduced him to merely a member indeed... :lol:

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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:25 pm 
 

somewhat strange that ImpNaz hasn't been mentioned before. They still do have some entertaining pics due to Mika, but in the
past they all came along quite entertaining.

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Oh, and don't forget "Mika and the Koala"

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:23 pm 
 

Randomly stumbled upon photos of this band called "Shat" (NSFW; fat, ugly male nudity):

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I'd rather I had not.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:27 pm 
 

Is that Shane Embury on the left? :lol:
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SFM
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:54 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
check out Morbid Ceremony's (now removed) photo on the M-A*... but not while at work, eating or in any public place. better still, don't check it at all.

*it'll take you a visit to their update history and some copy/pasting


You saying i'm ugly? lol
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Marag
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:17 pm 
 

aloof wrote:

the band's name is
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plenty more such photos on their facebook, and you may also (not) want to take a look at the cover of their sole release, which is probably as NSFW as it gets. you been warned.

this is great, I love the look on the girl's face in that cover

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NekroDjavol
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:51 pm 
 

I'm not sure Lovecraft intended to have this kind of influence on posterity:

NYARLATHOTEP:
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AZATHOTH:
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LongLiveTheNewFlesh
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:59 pm 
 

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The resolution kind of sucks but this one is of Agathodaimon ... apparently they showed up for a hip-hop photo shoot and didn't realize it.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:37 am 
 

SFM wrote:
aloof wrote:
check out Morbid Ceremony's (now removed) photo on the M-A*... but not while at work, eating or in any public place. better still, don't check it at all.

*it'll take you a visit to their update history and some copy/pasting


You saying i'm ugly? lol


if you specify which pair of buttcheeks is yours, perhaps forum users can vote on your startling handsomeness... :p
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:47 pm 
 

Mastodon showing off their tatts :roll:
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:55 am 
 

LongLiveTheNewFlesh wrote:
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The resolution kind of sucks but this one is of Agathodaimon ... apparently they showed up for a hip-hop photo shoot and didn't realize it.


That's because Hip Hop is Black Metal 'coz it's Black.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:06 pm 
 

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That's because Hip Hop is Black Metal 'coz it's Black.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ :D
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The Infamous Bastard
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:00 am 
 

I remember reading this blog, which makes you think every black metal band picture is a joke.

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Argonauth
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:32 pm 
 

Hahaha! The guy on the top in the Azathoth pic looks like the wrestler Sting from 90's era WCW days!!

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Ninjakillzu
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:27 am 
 

This.
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JohnTheDrummer
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:58 pm 
 

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet....

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dragmire
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:00 pm 
 

Travis Ryan
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:59 pm 
 

JohnTheDrummer wrote:
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What's wrong with that? Sure the dude on the left really shouldn't be wearing a vest (at least not one that tight) but David Vincent is out of spandex for once in his life which can only be a good thing. Yes David, you wrote Altars of Madness, we all love it. However, you're basically 50. Stop.
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Dr_Prozac
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:45 am 
 

This ones of Deicide are kind of funny
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Gigatron,a spanish parody band,they allways wear funny stuff:
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Are the BM joke pictures allowed?
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Immortal are the kings of Black Metal parodies:
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:06 pm 
 

I've often wondered what Immortal themselves think of all the attention those photos get, they are the stuff of legend now.
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dragmire
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:25 pm 
 

Abbath seems to have a pretty good sense of humor. I can't see him caring too much.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:03 pm 
 

Indeed he does! I remember being a bit 'startled' the first time I saw an interview with him :p
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dragmire
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:26 am 
 

Dark from Black Candle.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:31 am 
 

His camouflage works, for a moment I thought he had no legs.
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The Infamous Bastard
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:05 am 
 

"I'ma gonna blow ya with my effin' gun!"
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"Heh, the Metallica and... it!"
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:14 am 
 

Not sure if posted before, but BAM!

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:46 pm 
 

Six words: Glen Benton wearing a Christmas sweater.

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The Infamous Bastard
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:02 am 
 

^ Hahaha! Holy shit!

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:02 pm 
 

Why is it that metal musicians (who aren't full of shit) seem to have the most random and quirky senses of humor?

That Glen Benton snapshot is godly funny
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PedigreeButchery
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:25 pm 
 

Propagandhi have a few silly photos.

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vengefulgoat
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:39 pm 
 

They look like they're about to engage in furious anal sex with eachother.

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JerryLeeEx
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:04 pm 
 

JohnTheDrummer wrote:
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Here's another David Vincent pic. Yep, that's him on the right.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:13 pm 
 

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the guy on the far left wants a sammich...
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:56 am 
 

Ha ha! that one is awesome :lol:

I just found this one

Flatbacker

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:lol:

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Beat you to the Venom one, but worth another look. Muppet-Cronos of peace.
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:01 am 
 

Man Chronos is one pasty motherfucker. :lol:
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dreadmeat
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Ha ha yeah he looks quite ill! :lol:

Just saw this in the recent purchase thread

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