Bollocks. Female black metal musicians posing topless and with their arse exposed is "usual"?

Not sure who the band is, they appear to all be wearing Iron Maiden shirts...

Pretty sure that isn't a band, but a gang from Australia.

http://www.vice.com/read/vbs-heavy-meta ... -of-wadeye

Love love that doco, especially how the Slayer Gang is scared of the Evenescence Gang.



No, you're right, as a representation of an album cover it is unusual. I was out of context, and just referring to the fact that plenty of girls dress like that when its hot.

Those are Botswananan metal fans.

They look pretty damn fucking awesome if you ask me.
My only criticism would be about the climate, man, do we need some summer/hot climate version of the metal look.
No belly shirts.

Handled.

oh dat cod piece I think I'm gonna have to get one for myself.




I could've died a happy man having never seen that...

I just came across this. See the sinister gaze and his trusted fish sidekick.
I strongly believe Black Metal needs more fish.

Classic!!

Have you all seen the Winds of the Black Mountain photo of the woman being, uh, penetrated on stage? Makes me die laughing every time. She looks so bored, and the guy doing the deed looks like he's in the middle of yelling about the devil.

This one is funny just for Takeshi's facial expression

Time for some Knorkator (NSFW?):

I dont even know what the red stuff is supposed to be


Wtf?

I didn't even realize that pic of that ex-Melechesh bassist was shopped that badly. Wow.

Oh, seeing that reminded me of this Profanatica photo.

NSFW
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/5 ... natica.jpg

Since Enochian was a topic of discussion a page back, here's that photo of the band that was talked about. NSFW.



Not that you can really see much anyway, but this was the largest photo I could find of it. And yes, she does have salami tits.

And while we're at it, their current MA photo as well.

@ the crosseyed guy kneeling. Man, reviewing this band was great. The demo was the best thing about them! Also, what in the world happened to have the picture melt like that. Don't tell me that was an intentional effect.

Kneeling guy's apparently the only original member left. Everyone else from the first album is gone, even the chick with the ugliest tits I've ever seen in my life.

I'm most amused by the dude in the blue shirt with a mullet that looks like a wig.

Small correction, but he isn't an original member. The guy standing above him with the black sleeveless is the last one. Oof, some things just need to be buried.

I decided to look them up, and the first thing that popped up on Youtube was "Black Consil of the Satan" (I LOVE broken English so much, man). The keyboard intro is way too long and sounds like something from a Disney movie, but that galloping riff that follows afterward is actually pretty good. I was getting into it, and even though the drumming underneath was very simplistic, it worked.

Then the blasting came in, and the song died a painful death. The thing did not recover in the slightest from that.

Well, there goes my meal.
Farewell breakfast, I barely knew thee...
All thanks to Profanatica and Enochian.
I'm thankful for the size of the 1st Enochian photo but still, those titties are hideous

The woman's artist page has them in a larger size, and they're even more wretched looking there. There are just some people who were never, ever meant to be looked at naked.

Google image searching this took me through some pretty gross things.

I'm susrprised no one posted this one yet.



For some reason this pic reminds me of whatever-her-name-is who sings Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Bonnie Tyler.

i actually have seen that guy drive around during a napalm death pit. There is also a vid of him being crowd surfed in front of the stage at an absu gig.

Am i the only one who finds this ridiculous? Especially the second person from the right.
Just imagining him striking that pose in front of the camera cracks me up.

Awesome band though

Big Business, anyone?

My short lived one man shitty black metal band from a while ago. Any questions?

Yeah, where can I get a copy of that? I think an album called The Devil's Manboobs would be the crowning jewel of any collection.

I never made any physical copies. But if I had demand I could burn some to a blank CD and basically make a bootleg quality release.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H-j0OUd2rA if you want to hear the first gollard robbling jam track

Impetigo have some good ones

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Impetigo

Leering iced gem hair cut guy looks to be having impure thoughts about my sweet virgin ass.

Chthonic
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E9%96%83%E9%9D%88/4443

ha ha ha

^Almost steampunk.

Wonder if there are any steampunk influenced metal groups?

duuuuuuurrrrrr

Derpressive black metal is full of that stuff. Typo intended.

He he

Wow, this pic is great! These people look really menacing!