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niix
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:49 pm 
 
..'time to burn all' one posted, hella funny..
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:30 pm 
 
I wanted to take a photo of this guy the other night who had a really old dirty Van Halen t-shirt but where his massive pot belly was it was just a gaping hole, heinous!
It immediately reminded me of Tankard ha ha ha
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:00 pm 
 
I found this funny, *Will's expression, the drawing, the other guy?!
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*Will Rahmer from Mortician
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:17 am 
 
Demon Pact busting for a leak.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:42 am 
 
Probably metal! :metal:

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true_death
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:48 pm 
 
Akercocke hangin' around, "Choronzon"-era, I believe. One of these is not like the other...

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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:22 am 
 
the Akercocke one is an eye opener!

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:55 pm 
 
Heh :roll:

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Tired
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:35 pm 
 
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:31 am 
 
Iron Maiden animated gif

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:29 pm 
 
I forgot all about that site, it was rad :(
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:28 am 
 
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:03 am 
 
true_death wrote:
Akercocke hangin' around, "Choronzon"-era, I believe. One of these is not like the other...

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:01 pm 
 
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:46 am 
 
NvSFW
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:50 am 
 
Do we know who the chick on the cover is? :oh shit:
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:52 am 
 
Dude headbanging on the train man! :headbang:

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aloof
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:55 pm 
 
dreadmeat wrote:
Do we know who the chick on the cover is? :oh shit:


looks familiar? :D

Alestorm:

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useless piece of trivia: whenever I tell people I listen to Alestorm, they think I mean Halestorm, the third rate skid row ripoff with the bimbo :(

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The ... ined/25447

I fear Martin has lost the plot :( hope someone writes some music for him to sing on, but not sure anyone should. will drop by next time I'm in noicassel...
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TrueDynamite
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:11 pm 
 
Lzzy Hale is a damn good vocalist. I was talking to some people the other day and I told them that I listen to metal.

Me: "Here, this is Alestorm." *plays Alestorm song*
Them: "Oh, I know Halestorm."
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:50 am 
 
You people must not be enunciating :lol:
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schizoid
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:45 am 
 
dreadmeat wrote:
You people must not be enunciating :lol:


Says the New Zilinder :lol:
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:12 am 
 
Here is Fjällfolk
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:22 am 
 
Below a Silent Sky
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:46 am 
 
i assume people here would get confused the other way round regarding halestorm and alestorm.
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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:09 am 
 
dreadmeat wrote:
I found this funny, *Will's expression, the drawing, the other guy?!
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*Will Rahmer from Mortician


The black guy looks like a football video game character
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:21 pm 
 
stop press! NSFW (or anywhere else...)

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:24 pm 
 
dreadmeat wrote:
You people must not be enunciating :lol:


you usually have this sort of conversations in dingy metal bars, with slayer blasting on the speakers, and some guy next to you trying to lick the barwoman's ear, so I don't think it's an enunciation thing... :p
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:41 am 
 
Heh, just tripped over this one

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:57 am 
 
"He has a deficiency called ectrodactyly (manifested in his left hand, which contain only 2 fingers). When playing guitar, he frets with his deformed left hand."

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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heavyrocks
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:00 pm 
 
Muerte
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Rosenthorn
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:57 am 
 
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That drummer face...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:07 pm 
 
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:31 am 
 
Yeah that's bad, and that guy second from the left looks a bit like Peter Tägtgren

This is a wicked sludge band from NZ called Meth Drinker
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Meth_Drinker/3540324645
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:18 pm 
 
Fedra
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Must be depressing being in that band. You can literally see the sadness in their eyes
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:59 pm 
 
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:28 pm 
 
blimey, they're greek! off vidio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28seE5VV54
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:41 am 
 
Diamhea wrote:

That's actually pretty good. :)
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laxskinn
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:00 am 
 
That's got to be the stupidest and most ridiculous picture so far in the thread. The video manages to equal the pictures stupidity. Even the name, Afterblood, is stupid :p
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:59 pm 
 
Beer Baron wrote:
Fedra
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Must be depressing being in that band. You can literally see the sadness in their eyes



i like how they didnt get a consistent stage name thing going on.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:58 pm 
 
tomcat_ha wrote:
i like how they didnt get a consistent stage name thing going on.


? :scratch:

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their name gets extra brownie points, too: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Inv ... 3540340409
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