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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:24 pm 
 

I can't figure out what the fuck is going on there, and judging by the look on his face neither can he, it's very unsettling though.
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:45 pm 
 

Starting from the left 1,2,3,4,5 - 2 and 3 look like brothers
But they all look like hipsters to me :roll:
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:23 pm 
 

not the one in the slaughter tee and bandana... he's old school and wants you to know it! man I hadn't even thought of slaughter in at least 20 years, gotta go play some Bathory now.

oh, and
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heavyrocks
Metal newbie

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:44 am 
 

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:47 am 
 

I'm 66.6 % sure I see balls.
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MorbidEngel
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:37 pm
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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:03 pm 
 

Everyone's just like "Why didn't you wear pants Pedro, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR PANTS"
"Well it's fine when YOU do it"
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:53 pm 
 

no, HE was suposed to wear the flag, but Miguel the band bully took it from him. that's why Miguel looks well pleased but Pedro is sulking...

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Clairvoyant/34865

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Drop_D/3540406929
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:36 pm 
 

^ I like both of those, actually, although that random garbage can in the second photo seems out of place. :lol:
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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:29 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:10 pm 
 

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Man what an eyesore that beard is
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:43 pm 
 

Guy in the far right's all like "dude, something's fucking eating your face!"

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:01 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
^ I like both of those, actually, although that random garbage can in the second photo seems out of place. :lol:

Yeah, it looks like CGI that was shopped in for some reason only the guy who decided Maiden's Dance of Death cover art didn't have enough random shit on it can comprehend. Also I think it's supposed to be part of the background, but it totally looks like it's tiny and being thrown by the vocalist.
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ironmaidens_666
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:47 am 
 

Who you gonna call? The Beerbusters.
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Sepulchrave
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:05 am 
 

I like how it looks like the middle guy's right finger is merging with that Schalke scarf.
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The Phobos
Metal newbie

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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:26 pm 
 

"Look at this Metal scooter thing"
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Defector/3540290733
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:06 pm 
 

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:59 am 
 

This article has some good ones:
http://www.thestranger.com/features/fea ... ho-rock-ii
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Back Stabbath
Metalhead

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Location: Terra Nullius
PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:01 am 
 

If by "good ones" you refer to the reason why ISIS exists and why everyone hates university students, why yes, it does.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:29 am 
 

Nah, I mean the satirical glamour shots.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:15 pm 
 

I am assured this is a 100% genuine photo from the band's debut gig at a beach party...

mmhmaybe not entirely safe for work
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Hai ... 3540345491
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:49 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
I am assured this is a 100% genuine photo from the band's debut gig at a beach party...

mmhmaybe not entirely safe for work
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Hai ... 3540345491


Lol, "NSFW" to you would be what was considered risque in the 1920s.

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Nolan_B
Village Idiot

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:56 pm 
 

Can't make this shit up, the planet in the front was their drummer. Also, he's dead from a car accident, not the most expected cause of death.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:09 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Lol, "NSFW" to you would be what was considered risque in the 1920s.


I'm not that much of a puritan, despite being brought up in the middle ages :p there's still some bosses who wouldn't be too happy seeing this image on an employee's screen... :)

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:02 am 
 

Photoshopped vampire fangs ist krieg

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:35 pm 
 

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Fil ... lium/11012

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/White_Medal/125333

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:45 am 
 

Guy on the right isn't even in the band. He was just sitting around reading Harry Potter when the cool kids showed up and started posing.
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MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:52 pm 
 

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 3:01 am 
 

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sad ... 3540325394

if someone knows the story/concept on the ropes(?), please do tell. never seen this before :/

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(they are from Poland)

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Red ... 3540407124
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:24 am 
 

That born to porn one is so awful! The guy on the far left looks like he's split his shorts. :lol:

I just noticed the Melechesh band photo:

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I imagined the bald guy taking off his sunglasses in frustration at the band member next to him with the cloth over his face. "Come on, man, I told you three times already. Stop dicking around!" :lol:
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RealmsOfDeath
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:44 am 
 

I always thought this one was great.

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IntenseHatred
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:10 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:

His/their song "Molested by the Exorcist" has a catchy title.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:13 am 
 

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IntenseHatred
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:25 pm 
 

It must be the nerd in me, but I actually think that one is kind of cool.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:59 am 
 

the supermarket look never worked for me when it comes to bands...

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IntenseHatred
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:35 am 
 

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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:53 am 
 

aloof wrote:
the supermarket look never worked for me when it comes to bands...[/img]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Dar ... 3540320516

Welcome to Dark Saga. Scythes and demonic artefacts are on aisle 666. :evil:
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:02 am 
 

IntenseHatred wrote:


:lol:

Here's a band they did a split with.

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The bass player; "I found like... a girl!"

Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 4:52 pm 
 

spoiler for 3 large-ish images
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ten ... 3540302366

pretty good musically, if you're so inclined... https://tenggercavalry.bandcamp.com/

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DecemberSoul
Mirties Metafora

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:56 pm 
 

aloof wrote:


Anyone else reminded of the movie Zardoz when looking at the Epoch of Hate band picture?

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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:38 am 
 

Tengger Cavalry are a pretty cool band. The costumes are also ok, but they definitely need to work with a better photographer.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:34 am 
 

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