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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:05 am 
 

Who is the band with the babe on the car (NSFW)? And how is cupping guys balls degrading? Fark mate, you really need to get out more often, down here if you haven't done some ball cupping, grinding genitalia with clothes on (dancing) or spanked someone it isn't even considered a party. Thanks also for introducing me to Oath of Damnation guise.

I was trying to find a cool pic of my mates Combat Wombat, but this guy came up so i'll post it instead. I've seen him play live here somewhere so it counts. He's in an aussie punk band and apparently likes bananas.

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:09 am 
 

Back Stabbath wrote:
And how is cupping guys balls degrading? Fark mate, you really need to get out more often, down here if you haven't done some ball cupping, grinding genitalia with clothes on (dancing) or spanked someone it isn't even considered a party.


Probably has less to do with ball cupping and more to do with cupping balls at, you know, gunpoint.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:34 am 
 

Nah man, it's totally the ball cupping. Most hardcore degrading bdsm shit I can imagine.

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Fark mate, you really need to get out more often

Certainly not! Outside is where the ball cuppers are! :tinfoil:
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:32 am 
 

It's better because we can say that bdsm stands for black depressive suicidal metal.
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:48 am 
 

There's a DIY horrorfilmfest/freakshow here called Trasharama run by my mate Dick (yes, that's his name, he was in Gacy's Place if you need a reference). There was once a guy called Mr Lifto who performed with a six pack of VB hung from each ballsack. He's cool. You would think that would make you feel anguished, but Ana is hotter than all of you (she's not cold anymore 'coz she has a Abbath cat):

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aloof
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:30 am 
 

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wtf?

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slaytanic66
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:53 am 
 

aloof wrote:

wtf?

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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:20 pm 
 

Well, the band is legit, they do have a release. The photo is also on their FB, no idea what's up with the floating dog, but it's them.
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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:25 pm 
 

Pungent Stench have loads of funny photos :p

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:34 pm 
 

How tall is this Ben Ward bloke from Orange Goblin?! :|

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:05 pm 
 

That's a huge bitch

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cetacean
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:53 pm 
 

"Professor" Corpsegrinder mulling over Alex Webster's poetry assignment
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:50 am 
 

This. Is excellent.

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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:10 am 
 

I like how hair-do is holding the axe in a "look at this cool axe I bought" position instead of a threatening one.
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:25 am 
 

Yeah, but blind axe-men shouldn't be underestimated.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:56 pm 
 

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:22 am 
 

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:56 am 
 

That band emanates pure sbm-related competence.
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doomster999
Keeper of the Dreary Realm

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:34 am 
 

Diamhea wrote:
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No Melvins yet?

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There's something goin' on during this Buzzov*en gig. (SFW since who was tits)

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Nice piece of magnetic hole! (NSFW)
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Careful with that axe, Pete!
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Martin Eric Ain (Hellhammer circa '83-84')
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Lars showing off his 'Lulu' and Steve Harris seems to enjoy the moment. (NSFW) AND HAHAHAHA
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Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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Careful now! Added NSFW tags where applicable.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:53 pm 
 

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please note that they have corpsepaint on, under their scrubs...

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 8:01 pm 
 

doomster999 wrote:
Careful with that axe, Pete!
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"I got a pickax in the trunk of my car!
I'll put it on the grinder to get it real sharp!
There's an ugly green monster in my head
Won't leave me alone,
Until you're dead!

I called your house but you couldn't be reached
So I took the D train to Brighton Beach.
You're doing the thing with a brand new man,
Checking out the stars,
Screwing on the sand!"
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doomster999
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:12 am 
 

Wilytank wrote:
doomster999 wrote:
Careful with that axe, Pete!
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"I got a pickax in the trunk of my car!
I'll put it on the grinder to get it real sharp!
There's an ugly green monster in my head
Won't leave me alone,
Until you're dead!

I called your house but you couldn't be reached
So I took the D train to Brighton Beach.
You're doing the thing with a brand new man,
Checking out the stars,
Screwing on the sand!"


:thumbsup:

But is that the D-train to Brighton Beach?
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Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:37 pm 
 

dragmire wrote:
Marty Friedman posted this on facebook.
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Ball Cupper
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:17 pm 
 

Back Stabbath wrote:
And how is cupping guys balls degrading? Fark mate, you really need to get out more often, down here if you haven't done some ball cupping, grinding genitalia with clothes on (dancing) or spanked someone it isn't even considered a party.

Greetings.


I love this pic of X Japan. They're so pretty, and I especially like the attention to detail on the makeup. A personal inspiration!

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doomster999
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:21 am 
 

Urfaust likes chicken instead of generic piglets or goats. That's why they're a class apart.

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Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:05 am 
 

Urfaust are such a weird band. They have this whole droning otherworldly quality to their music, but then they have that "black metal for true clochards" thing going on and act like drunken party metal guys all the time.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:51 pm 
 

afaik they werent doing the whole drunken party metal guy thing till recently.

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:24 pm 
 

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cetacean
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:28 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540334025
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Looks like they couldn't make up their minds what to do for the shot.
Either that or they bought their corpsepaint on a 50%-off sale.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:19 pm 
 

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doomster999
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:12 am 
 

Bwahahaha!

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Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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dreadmeat
emere vendere cambire

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:37 pm 
 

Electric Wizard [Liz and Jus]

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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:45 pm 
 

that's quite cute, actually... :)
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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:51 pm 
 

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:04 pm 
 

"Could you please keep it down with your photography shit? We're trying to assassinate someone here! Jesus!"
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:15 pm 
 

cool a sks

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:11 pm 
 

christmas is upon us! :beer:

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:12 pm 
 

Haha that guy on the right. That is way funnier than it should be.
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High Gain
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:15 pm 
 

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High Gain
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:21 pm 
 

Detsorgsekalf always had funny pics.

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