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GTog
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:29 pm 
 
What is going on here? Studying for midterms in between takes?

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Crypticide
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:50 pm 
 
That calculus book is the most kvlt I've ever seen.

Also, will the two idiots on top at least look like they're actually studying. The guy at the bottom looks like he's getting into it. The two on top look that much dumber by comparison.
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Rosenthorn
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:47 am 
 
Tr00 Kvltculus.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:46 pm 
 
Crypticide wrote:
Also, will the two idiots on top at least look like they're actually studying. The guy at the bottom looks like he's getting into it. The two on top look that much dumber by comparison.


you can easily tell they're talking to someone out of shot... guy on the right: "that pizza smells delicious, mom!". guy on the left: "blimey! that's true! can I stay for dinner?" mom: "only if you have finished your revisions by 8:45!".

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yep.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Damien_Storm/4125

https://myspace.com/damienstormhorrormusic/photos

https://www.facebook.com/Damien-StormOf ... 405/photos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jTvlV3Sjl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpr0oSCMe1k
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stainedclass2112
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:18 pm 
 
Rosenthorn wrote:
Tr00 Kvltculus.


:lol: I laughed at this harder than I should've
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Crypticide
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:22 pm 
 
Rosenthorn wrote:
Tr00 Kvltculus.



Coming on All Hallows Eve from Depressive Illusions Records. Get your copy now! yahhhhh!!!!!!! wicked!!!!!!
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angest777
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:36 pm 
 
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https://mountdepression.bandcamp.com/album/more-reasons-to-destroy-someone-else

Black Metal from my Country.
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:51 am 
 
Has Nihil wet themselves?
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:53 am 
 
I sense an execution about to take place.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/In_Chaos/3540417698
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:11 am 
 
ironmaidens_666 wrote:
Has Nihil wet themselves?
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Nihil/3540353460

What the hell? :lol: :lol: :lol: I guess they must be a joke band, but the pic looks so serious/generic otherwise that it's really bizarre. Well done.
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lost_wanderer
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:36 am 
 
Rosenthorn wrote:
Tr00 Kvltculus.


What's funny about it, it's that mathematic can be linked to magic, thus black magic. They try to find a equation to destroy this universe, lol



''Numerology is any belief in the divine, mystical relationship between a number and one or more coinciding events.[1] It is also the study of the numerical value of the letters in words, names and ideas. It is often associated with the paranormal, alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numerology
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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:56 am 
 
Did you know there's a video on youtube of young Beherit playing live in broad daylight, at a shopping mall surrounded by families with children and what not? Just stumbled over it and it gives me great cognitive dissonance...Never ever would I have imagined hearing The Oath Of Black Blood in such a setting....
Are you ready? If so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPcfeO10tWc
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:25 pm 
 
yeah there was a slight buzz when that first appeared online. I wonder how the other people at the contest would react to finding out that Beherit is the only of them to leave a lasting influence.
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Oxenkiller
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:27 pm 
 
Beherit...live at Karcher Mall (or wherever that was.) Epic.

That...was...fucking...awesome. I love the look on some of the people's face, like what the fuck are these freakin' kids doing? (Plus the band all look to be about 16 or so.) Love the Sarcofago cover, too.
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~Guest 226319
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:26 pm 
 
lost_wanderer wrote:
What's funny about it, it's that mathematic can be linked to magic, thus black magic. They try to find a equation to destroy this universe, lol

Anti-Life Equation.
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Renardmul89
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:24 am 
 
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Morgal/3540389124
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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:25 am 
 
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Torrential Downpour could have been less awkward with a taller table, a dry pair of pants.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:48 pm 
 
we've neglected this thread far too long... cheers to Italy!

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Doo ... 3540395789

some hilarious anti-vegetarian lyrics as well...

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Beef and pork are my religion
For them i could go to prison
Gulp the bacon is the law
So suck my sausage and eat a cow

The meaning of life of a pig is to become my lunch
Why don't you understand!?
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:42 pm 
 
Nice.
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true_death
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:12 pm 
 
I always loved this one of this NSBM band, because the guy in the wifebeater's trying to look all tough but just looks like he's freezing his ass off:

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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Brumalis/9783
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:58 am 
 
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listen: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHdoJk ... 4bskRtzLRA
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stevetehgreate
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:56 pm 
 
aloof wrote:
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listen: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHdoJk ... 4bskRtzLRA


i love the one on the far right.She means some serious fucking buisness.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:16 pm 
 
you could say she's fearless :D
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:36 pm 
 
everyone knows you can't rely on short-haired guys to look evil... they end up looking like doofuses.

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cool band. weird frontwoman. they're cheeky, as well:
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Dre ... 3540272381

https://www.facebook.com/dreamingdeadBAND/photos/
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Erdrickgr
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:57 am 
 
Posted by October Tide on their Facebook (NSFW)...

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Haunted Shirt
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:19 am 
 
Because evil has no boundaries

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:37 am 
 
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For some reason Cloud Rat's current one gets a chuckle out of me
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:03 pm 
 
redhead with knife... this probably did not end well...
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:06 am 
 
http://designyoutrust.com/2017/03/awkwa ... and-photos most you have probably seen, all the usual suspects are there... if anyone knows who the band on the right are I'd like to know:

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ironmaidens_666
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:06 am 
 
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Hmmm... what could possibly going on here?
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:56 pm 
 
BastardHead, the early years
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:37 am 
 
spoiler for size
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source: https://www.facebook.com/UnderTheSignOf ... 579532934/
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squidrick9042
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:12 pm 
 
Venom Inc. sound checking. This is from when I played with them last year, I took this from the merch booth where I was sitting watching a casually dressed Venom play Welcome To Hell with virtually nobody there. Mantis in sandals is priceless. I consider Venom Inc to be the real Venom despite no Chronos. Mantis and Abbadon are more important anyways.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:19 pm 
 
venom inc were really good last year, the cronosvenom is playing eindhoven at the end of the year though will get to compare the bands then.
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squidrick9042
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:47 pm 
 
tomcat_ha wrote:
venom inc were really good last year, the cronosvenom is playing eindhoven at the end of the year though will get to compare the bands then.

I still haven't seen Chronos Venom but is seems that those who have seen both almost all say Venom inc is the one to see. In my opinion I would rather see the version of the band that has the members who actually wrote the songs even if it doesn't feature the original vocalist. Luckily with the Venom Inc lineup it is pretty much the same as the Prime Evil album minus one member and that album is one my favorite Venom albums next to the first two.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:54 pm 
 
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It's weird seeing Shatraug with hair. He almost has the same hair as Zodijackyl. Kinda wavy in a way. Also, there's Werewolf (Nazgul) looking the same as he always does.
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One of these things is not like the others, One of these things doesn't belong

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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 1:30 am 
 
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lmao.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Domini_Magica/21494
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 11:34 am 
 
Browsing through an old African metal thread and found this one. Good quality guys
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Pale_Pilgrim
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 6:56 pm 
 
Are any MAers familiar with this early 2000s Tristania photoshoot? I call it "Tristania: The Awkward Years"...

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Full photoshoot:
http://s629.photobucket.com/user/Lunar_ ... t=3&page=1
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