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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:44 pm 
 

Back Stabbath wrote:
Considering the vast amounts of half naked and/or homoerotic posturing of male metalheads, I fail to find a female doing the same thing funny or unusual.


Bollocks. Female black metal musicians posing topless and with their arse exposed is "usual"?
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:55 pm 
 

Not sure who the band is, they appear to all be wearing Iron Maiden shirts...

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Chainsaw Omega
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm 
 

Pretty sure that isn't a band, but a gang from Australia.

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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:08 pm 
 

Love love that doco, especially how the Slayer Gang is scared of the Evenescence Gang.

Foulchrist wrote:
Back Stabbath wrote:
Considering the vast amounts of half naked and/or homoerotic posturing of male metalheads, I fail to find a female doing the same thing funny or unusual.


Bollocks. Female black metal musicians posing topless and with their arse exposed is "usual"?


No, you're right, as a representation of an album cover it is unusual. I was out of context, and just referring to the fact that plenty of girls dress like that when its hot.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:09 am 
 

Chainsaw Omega wrote:
Pretty sure that isn't a band, but a gang from Australia.

:durr: Those are Botswananan metal fans.
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:26 am 
 

They look pretty damn fucking awesome if you ask me.
My only criticism would be about the climate, man, do we need some summer/hot climate version of the metal look.
No belly shirts.

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whiteshark761
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:46 am 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
They look pretty damn fucking awesome if you ask me.
My only criticism would be about the climate, man, do we need some summer/hot climate version of the metal look.
No belly shirts.


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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:38 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Not sure who the band is, they appear to all be wearing Iron Maiden shirts...

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:lol: oh dat cod piece :lol: I think I'm gonna have to get one for myself.


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:o I could've died a happy man having never seen that...
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:55 pm 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
They look pretty damn fucking awesome if you ask me.
My only criticism would be about the climate, man, do we need some summer/hot climate version of the metal look.
No belly shirts.

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:23 am 
 

I just came across this. See the sinister gaze and his trusted fish sidekick.
I strongly believe Black Metal needs more fish. Image

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Tired
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:07 pm 
 

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themicrulah
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:18 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
I feel I must post this one :metal:

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Classic!!

Have you all seen the Winds of the Black Mountain photo of the woman being, uh, penetrated on stage? Makes me die laughing every time. She looks so bored, and the guy doing the deed looks like he's in the middle of yelling about the devil.
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:24 am 
 

This one is funny just for Takeshi's facial expression

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:37 am 
 

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:35 pm 
 

Time for some Knorkator (NSFW?):
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:01 am 
 

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I dont even know what the red stuff is supposed to be

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Time for some Knorkator (NSFW?):

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:21 am 
 

I didn't even realize that pic of that ex-Melechesh bassist was shopped that badly. Wow.

Oh, seeing that reminded me of this Profanatica photo.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:30 am 
 

Since Enochian was a topic of discussion a page back, here's that photo of the band that was talked about. NSFW.

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Not that you can really see much anyway, but this was the largest photo I could find of it. And yes, she does have salami tits.

And while we're at it, their current MA photo as well.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:37 am 
 

:lol: @ the crosseyed guy kneeling. Man, reviewing this band was great. The demo was the best thing about them! Also, what in the world happened to have the picture melt like that. Don't tell me that was an intentional effect.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:47 am 
 

Kneeling guy's apparently the only original member left. Everyone else from the first album is gone, even the chick with the ugliest tits I've ever seen in my life.

I'm most amused by the dude in the blue shirt with a mullet that looks like a wig.
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:05 am 
 

Small correction, but he isn't an original member. The guy standing above him with the black sleeveless is the last one. Oof, some things just need to be buried.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:12 am 
 

I decided to look them up, and the first thing that popped up on Youtube was "Black Consil of the Satan" (I LOVE broken English so much, man). The keyboard intro is way too long and sounds like something from a Disney movie, but that galloping riff that follows afterward is actually pretty good. I was getting into it, and even though the drumming underneath was very simplistic, it worked.

Then the blasting came in, and the song died a painful death. The thing did not recover in the slightest from that.
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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:29 am 
 

Well, there goes my meal.
Farewell breakfast, I barely knew thee...
All thanks to Profanatica and Enochian.
I'm thankful for the size of the 1st Enochian photo but still, those titties are hideous

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:38 am 
 

The woman's artist page has them in a larger size, and they're even more wretched looking there. There are just some people who were never, ever meant to be looked at naked.
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MrMetalinasuit1
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:14 pm 
 

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Google image searching this took me through some pretty gross things.
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Ancelot
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:51 pm 
 

I'm susrprised no one posted this one yet.

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For some reason this pic reminds me of whatever-her-name-is who sings Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:28 pm 
 

Bonnie Tyler.
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:20 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
I feel I must post this one :metal:

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i actually have seen that guy drive around during a napalm death pit. There is also a vid of him being crowd surfed in front of the stage at an absu gig.

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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:45 pm 
 

Am i the only one who finds this ridiculous? Especially the second person from the right.
Just imagining him striking that pose in front of the camera cracks me up.
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Plagued
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:39 pm 
 

Big Business, anyone?




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MrMetalinasuit1
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:30 pm 
 

My short lived one man shitty black metal band from a while ago. Any questions?
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:14 pm 
 

Yeah, where can I get a copy of that? I think an album called The Devil's Manboobs would be the crowning jewel of any collection.
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MrMetalinasuit1
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:21 pm 
 

I never made any physical copies. But if I had demand I could burn some to a blank CD and basically make a bootleg quality release.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H-j0OUd2rA if you want to hear the first gollard robbling jam track
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:32 pm 
 

Impetigo have some good ones :lol:

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Impetigo
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MrMetalinasuit1
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:50 pm 
 

Leering iced gem hair cut guy looks to be having impure thoughts about my sweet virgin ass.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:34 pm 
 

Chthonic
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E9%96%83%E9%9D%88/4443

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Acidgobblin
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:55 pm 
 

^Almost steampunk.

Wonder if there are any steampunk influenced metal groups?
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Azmodes
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:25 am 
 

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duuuuuuurrrrrr

Derpressive black metal is full of that stuff. Typo intended.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:05 pm 
 

He he :grin:

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Yayattasa
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:15 pm 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Not sure who the band is, they appear to all be wearing Iron Maiden shirts...

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Wow, this pic is great! These people look really menacing!
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