The file has the words Michelangelo and David in the name, you should know what it is even without following the link...

If that stamp is provocative, then you might as well ban the album cover too.

WARNING: Male bum


Feeling provoked?

Yes, I suddenly want to bone young Alex Lifeson.

DIRTAY!

No, I'm feeling horny.

Flatass makes you horny?

So I think the re-recording of "I Don't Believe in Love" off of Frequency Unknown is one of the worst things I have ever heard in my life...my jaw was just on the floor.

I've got two composers writing music for my Wolfenstein 3D mod Operation Serpent. Thrash metal music. I've just put up a sample of the OPL (Adlib chiptune) version of a song tentatively titled "Live Brains in Satan's Lab", written by my friend Bashe:

http://tindeck.com/listen/pptj

The other composer, Shane Sexton, is going to do a recording of this with real instruments, to be used in a future version of the ECWolf source port that supports music formats other than OPL chiptunes.

Morrigan and Hellblazer. Are they married or something? Or just two people that made an awesome website?

That question makes me uncomfortable.

The amount of screaming a skilled and determined professional can get out of a man, using nothing but uncooked spaghetti, can be incredible.

.....are you saying that you tortured a man using pasta, Nap?

I'm kinda inclined to believe it was his wife wielding the pasta.

No. I was cleaning the kitchen, came across a put with a few inch-long lengths of dried spaghetti glued to the bottom, decided to scrape them off with my fingernails, and immediately got a Vietcong POW camp flashback. I've had way too many shards of various materials under my fingernails lately. There's a lesson to learn, and I'm just too dim-witted to learn it.

Yeesh. I rammed a sharp blade under my fingernail a few days ago while trying to strip a wire. What a horrible feeling.
Made worse by the fact that I got salt in it during lunch later that day.

Direct quote from a female teacher who has been accused of fondling a seven year old black girl and is now saying that she couldn't have been fondling the girl because:

"I'm Not a Pedophile, I'm a Racist."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZk6xh_oMgI

Good god, as soon as I heard that cunt Ana Kasparian's voice I had to exit out of that. TYT are fucking douchebags, it wouldn't surprise me if they embellished some of that story either

Hey, you can be both at the same time! If you wanna be a piece of shit, then you might as well go all the way with it, uh?

You just made another enemy, Veracs.

I can't even remember writing that quote in Veracs' sig. How long ago was that? My memory is but a box of so much shredded paper. I stand by having written it, though.



That's easy: get your fingernails removed. Haha! Smarter than Nappy.

Metal has no kings, because Ronnie James Dio is metal's Eternal President. Anyone who disagrees with this assertion will be sent to the Re-Education Camps to be taught about the glory of the Great Leader.

Aye.

AVE DIO! AVE SILVERIS REX!

I can live with Dio being King. He is the greatest metal vocalist after all.

Don't worry, it gets dumber: http://blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode= ... mID=189267

I'd prefer a proportional rep metal parliament, personally ..

Woooo for secularity! Jason Mendonca for prime minister!

t-shirt thread makes me laugh a fair bit. I miss being a teenager and thinking stuff like that!

No, no, no, he's Eternal President. Kings die, but the Great Leader lives forever.

... Until someone with baggy pants, spiky colored hair, crappy grammar skills on the internet, and a horrible posture says this: nO E NOTT!!!111 ZomEONE LEIk JOhnAthAN DaviZ oR fReD DuRZT IZ BEATier!!11!!1 TehY teH GratEZT METL MuZiSHAinS EvR1!!11!!

Hmm... Though I flinch slightly at the question, are there any steampunk people on MA? Steampunk people, step forward. Show yourselves.

I'm pretty sure no one has ever said that. Also man was that sentence obnoxious to look at

I juust saw the e-smoking thread. It kind of reminded me of the iDoser... Did you ever tried that? I just didn't have any decent earphones in that time... Gonna check it out now and see...

And in case you were wondering, I still cry like a little girl every now and then, it's just hard.

You know how hipsters do that thing where they carry their keys on a clip that hangs on the outside of their pants? I want D&D nerds to start doing that with their dice bags.

I remember a thread on iDoser from a couple of years back. Or I recall seeing it somewhere. Here it is - viewtopic.php?f=2&t=42909 I would never try it because I'm too skeptical about it actually working.

That e-smoking thread had someone mention something about a hookah but I refrained from posting because I didn't want to derail the thread. So here it is - any hookah/sheesha smokers? You know, the innocuous hublibubli I'm more interested in knowing about smoking weed via a hookah. It seems like it could be a colossal waste of mj but I've read about it and some people got it right. Sometime back, a friend had mixed a bit of hash with the molasses. Needless to say, it was pretty much ineffective. Anyway, I'm throwing away my old rusty 4 year old hookah and planning to get a new one soon.

And hopefully they then get a richly deserved pickpocketing.

Wait, that's a Hipster thing? I'm fairly certain that's been happening long before the hipster wave came in. That was something people did in my middle school 8-9 years ago. Hell, I do that with my keys at work all the time. It's just convenient.

OMG, I'm there!!! I didn't remeber posting that shit... I must have been on idrugs...

What t-shirt thread?

I never said they invented the concept...

It doesn't make you?