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Niklas Sanger
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:58 am 
 

I just saw Unbroken in theaters, it was surprisingly good, not a masterpiece but its a nice change from giant robot/comic book movies that are so popular now. Maybe this new movie about the Enigma code will be good too, of course it'll be "juiced" up but it still looks somewhat interesting.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:59 am 
 

I only just found out Elizabeth Peña died in October from complications due to alcohol abuse. http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/elizabe ... 201336835/ Here's hoping 2015 doesn't take away any more good actors.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:12 am 
 

Re: It Follows, saw it earlier this year at a festival and it's by far the best horror of the year. Just really creepy and well-done. Excellent 80s-style synth soundtrack as well. Starry Eyes was also fucking rad.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:33 am 
 

Amber Alert (2012)

At first there were times where I found it so dull and the same kind of Blair Witch, main character carries a shaking camera cinematography but wow did it pick up in a huge way by the middle of it.

I won't ruin it but even though there's probably only a small fan base of these kinds of movies, it really nails the sadistic pedophile by the end even though the main charcters can get to be too much at times.

4/10.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:34 am 
 

Call_From_The_Tower wrote:
Re: It Follows, saw it earlier this year at a festival and it's by far the best horror of the year. Just really creepy and well-done. Excellent 80s-style synth soundtrack as well. Starry Eyes was also fucking rad.


Dude, that movie was tight. The concept was solid and unique, sexy and really fun. The soundtrack is indeed A++
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:44 am 
 

The Act of Killing (extended version) - 5/5

One of the most, if not the most chilling documentary I've ever seen. Jesus, Indonesia...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:24 pm 
 

Alright, saw a bunch of movies these last few months and haven't had much time for write ups.

Joe: This was a compelling character study of a man with a violent past attempting to restrain himself and halt the rage bubbling underneath while bonding with a disabused boy whom he sees some part of himself in and finding he might have to sacrifice everything he's worked for to stop him going down the same path he did. This was some powerful stuff, with a compellingly shot setting. Nic Cage was pretty great in this, but it was the homeless man that David Gordon Green recruited to play the boy's drunkard, despicable piece of shit father that steals the show. I genuinely loathed his character in an almost physical way. Just a really good, old american literature setting and emotionally affecting story.

Dead Ringers: One of Cronenberg's very best. A very unique, strange study of the intensely co-dependent relationship of two twins and the downward spiral of drugs and insanity they go through after one of them falls in love. Chilling material, with a very clinical, cold atmosphere. The colour palette adds a lot to the cool effect. It's such an engrossing movie, with Jeremy Irons delivering what I consider to be his career best performance. An unusually sad and meditative movie for Cronenberg.

The Sacrament: Knowing the ending didn't lessen the effectiveness of this movie at all. Ace application of found footage, with good reasons as to why it would be well shot despite this. I've loved Amy Seimetz since Upstream Colour and the Killing, and she's just as good in this. Her character gave me the creeps. The dude who played Father was believable, and the entire time it was making me think that I still need to Watch The Master. Anyways, there really isn't much to say about this movie. It's straightforward, entertaining, and not very scary. More of a thriller than a horror movie, I'd say.

Moonrise Kingdom: Oh hey, another Wes Anderson movie I didn't find completely mediocre. There's lots to like in this stylish, symmetry obsessed, quirky coming of age love story. Stellar cast, especially the child actors. Which isn't something that can be said of many movies, as child actors tend to be bad or annoying in my experience. Just an overall really good movie that somehow makes scout troops as engrossing as possible.

The Frozen: Boring, repetitive, annoying, most predictable and overused twist ending ever. Fuck you, Netflix.

Let Me In: I liked what this movie did visually and script wise more than I actually enjoyed watching it. This is a case where I feel the book is probably ten times better.

King of New York: This movie is schlock. A strangely paced, insanely over the top acted, awkward attempt at a gangster film. If you take it on the level of fantasy and riff on it with some friends, it's very enjoyable. If you try to take it seriously, it fails on every level. I don't know WHAT Laurence Fishburne and David Caruso are doing with their characters in this. Maybe it wasn't meant as serious? Secondary characters are as fleshed out as a man who is skinned alive.

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Awesome. Emotionally resonant, a great villain. The animation is some of the best I've seen in this style, with loads happening on screen at all times. The battle scenes are a triumph of time and care. I just loved this movie, and you probably will too if you enjoy animated films.

We're the Millers: Moderately funny, if entirely forgettable.

Wolf Creek: Takes a bit too long to set up, but the gorgeous shot compositions and landscapes, along with the ominous vibrating tones make up for it. Then it turns into a slasher, as much as it tries not to be. Except it's one that actually bothers to set up characters you care about. Not really torture porn as much as everyone likes to call it that. All the kills are quick and brutal. The equivalent of watching a high speed car crash. The killer seems to have a lot of fun, and so did I.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:40 pm 
 

A Walk Among Tombstones: Not what you expect. Slow and dark detective flick with appropriate piano soundtrack and loads of shots of Liam Neeson walking around. The killers are pretty intense, but it's hard to care. It plays the young black protegé from the streets card, which always sucks ass. Overall, I'm not irritated that I spent the two hours I did on this, but it's skippable.

Beyond the Black Rainbow: This was a trip. A slow paced, glorious trip. It's all about the symbolism and rewarding the viewer who's looking for something unique. I don't want to give anything away, but I liked it a lot. The soundtrack is especially great in it's synthy glory.

Birdman: Shit son! This is easily tied with Nightcrawler as my favourite movie of the year. There isn't a single frame, not a single moment that i didn't enjoy immensely. The whole thing is set up to look like one long shot and it's so entertaining! It's hilarious, Micheal Keaton gives a career best performance, and everyone else is at the top of their game. Such an oddball, out of left-field movie and all the better for it. The limited release breaks my balls. Go catch it if you still can.


Afflicted: Surprisingly awesome! There's life in the found footage style yet! This ain't your papa's vampire film. Shit's lean, it's mean, it's all encompassing, and the main character is very relatable and very well acted. Might rely on a few jump scares too many but the atmosphere is strong. Big, big surprise.

Contracted: This was much better than anticipated, also. The main girl is just so dejected, you almost want to give her a hug, but she's just unlikeable enough that you take a perverse glee in her falling apart. I liked this take on the beginning of a zombie outbreak very much, as it was very realistic in my opinion.

Hanna: Audio-visual candy. Empty story with an abrupt ending. None of it matters, it's just lovely to take in.

Jodorowsky's Dune: Fascinating! Old man Jodorowsky's enthusiasm is palpable, and most of the talking heads have loads of insight. One of the greatest missed opportunities in cinematic history lives.

Enemy: My God this was bad. What the hell, Denis Villeneuve? Your track record was so good. This is the definiton of boring and pretentious. I also don't care if it was the intent, your movie is ugly as fuck. The only saving grace are the chilling, bizarre shots of spiders. The ending is stupid. I understand it, but it's still stupid.

There's more but no more time, will report back with a bunch more.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:59 pm 
 

Enemy was just preposterously shitty. I honestly gave it the benefit of the doubt all the way through until that ending bulldozed through every single good thing the movie had going for it.

I still liked looking at Jake Gyllenhaal's sweet beard all the way through, though. SO SUE ME.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:14 pm 
 

I have returned.

Starry Eyes: This was a strange one right off the bat. It takes a long time establishing this David Lynch but with more defined characters atmosphere and exploring these hipsters with empty lives who talk about doing things more than they actually do them. The main girl is super good, with a face that feels immediately familiar despite the fact that I'd never seen her in anything else. It takes it's sweet time with the sweet ass, cult slash alien slash I'm still not sure style. And when it finally kicks into overdrive, the gore will satisfy even the most discerning gore hounds. I know the budget was super small, but you can't tell. It's got some of the most gruesome shit I've seen in a while and the culmination of it all is just perfect. Cool flick.

Big Hero Six: This was another one of my favourite movies of the year. Just all around awesome. I'm a sucker for a good animated film, especially one with such fun characters and SO MANY FEELS. The training montage with that Fall Out Boy song just works SO HARD. There isn't a wasted moment, nor a moment where you feel even slightly bored. It's funny, too. Lots of moments had me laughing out loud. The kids will love it for the colourfullness and the robot, the adults will love it for it's thematic maturity.

Argo: I took a while to watch this because, frankly, on paper it sounded horrible. Just an overall ''I have zero interest in this and ew Ben Affleck'' type thing. But thankfully, I was wrong. This builds a world that feels incredibly believable and had me on the edge of my seat for a lot of it. The acting is top notch from most people except Affleck who just sort of has the same brooding with a hint of sadness face for the entire thing. But hey, he's not bad. It's quite long but a very easy set as it feels half as long as it really is. It's so effective that when
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The Interview: It was okay. That's all there is to it, really. A few scenes made me laugh but they were few and far between. I'm one of those people who have liked the Seth Rogen and James Franco team ups in the past and rewatched them a few times, but I won't be rewatching this one. If you want to see what all the fuss is about, watching it won't make you hate yourself. But there's a reason they needed to generate all that controversy, the movie is simply not that good.

Blue Ruin: I knew nothing about this going in except that it got rave reviews. I can see why. It does a lot of interesting things. It's dialogue is very sparse, the first 20 minutes being almost completely silent. It relies on the incredible acting, especially from the main character to convey all these conflicting emotions. This isn't your Schwarzenegger revenge movie. It's a deconstruction. An examination of what violence really does to people and it's endless circular nature. Violence only begets more violence. It's almost painfully realistic and ends exactly like you expect it will, but that's the point.

Dallas Buyers Club: Moustaches. AIDS. Jared Leto in drag. A compelling look at the transformation of an incredible man and his attempts to help others who are suffering from his condition in a time during which it was incredibly misunderstood and pharmaceutical companies were pushing products that killed thousands. It's powerful stuff, and I can see how it won so many prizes despite it's frankly poor lighting. I enjoyed it very much.

The Woman in Black: Holy Hammer Horror Batman! This is Hammer horror for this century. With all the tropes turned up to 11. The haunted house is creepy as shit. Too creepy, in fact, to be believable as a place anybody has ever lived in. But that doesn't hurt my suspension of disbelief, it's all in good fun. Some of the shots are downright striking in their gorgeousness and overall perfection in what they're trying to convey. The music is perfect. It knows what it wants to be and achieves it with aplomb. Harry Potter is a bit wooden, but his character type often is. I loved how dark it allowed itself to get with all the child deaths. I'll admit the Woman in Black herself was a lot more striking when seen from afar, but that's one of my only gripes. Good shit.

The Babadook: Finally saw this and it's as good as everyone says it is! The mum and her child are amazingly good. This is acting of a calibre you rarely see. It got thoroughly under my skin and genuinely creeped me out. The monster is both real and a metaphor, and I love that. I love the escalation. I love the complexity of the relationships. I love that it expects it's audience to be intelligent. A modern classic.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:17 pm 
 

Blue Ruin is so much better than crap like The Equalizer it isn't funny. Not to mention abhorrent films like Law Abiding Citizen - finally a real revenge movie.

Might have to see Woman in Black again. I remember being pretty bored by it frankly.

Definitely agreed on Starry Eyes, Babadook, Birdman, etc. I want to see Dallas Buyers Club and Enemy sometime.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:23 pm 
 

You need to enjoy some pretty specific things in British horror to get the most out of The Woman in Black, methinks.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:11 pm 
 

Nah, Enemy wasn't bad, in fact it was an excellent character study, sure the ending is very
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like a couple of Cronenberg affairs but I very much appreciate it's uncompromising
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. It reminded me of Fear X in some ways, another unfairly hated film by the guy who made Drive. Splendid visuals with a perfectly suited dreary almost-alien urban setting with another high-caliber performance from Jake Gyllenhaal (who has been constantly winning since Prisoners) and Sarah Gadon is equally engrossing.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:49 am 
 

So I was goaded into seeing The Woman in Black 2 with the girlfriend tonight. It sits firmly in extremely unnecessary sequel with nothing remotely frightening and a jump scare every five minutes land. FUCK it was bad, and boring. They mistook atmosphere for "let's play the exact same music as in the first one and shoot a bunch of empty rooms". The characters are all stock, suck ass, and it's predictable in a bad way instead of in a fun way like the first one. It doesn't even have the gorgeous shot composition of the first one to save it, opting instead to be mostly too dark to see anything. Don't see it.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:47 am 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
So I was goaded into seeing The Woman in Black 2 with the girlfriend tonight. It sits firmly in extremely unnecessary sequel with nothing remotely frightening and a jump scare every five minutes land. FUCK it was bad, and boring. They mistook atmosphere for "let's play the exact same music as in the first one and shoot a bunch of empty rooms". The characters are all stock, suck ass, and it's predictable in a bad way instead of in a fun way like the first one. It doesn't even have the gorgeous shot composition of the first one to save it, opting instead to be mostly too dark to see anything. Don't see it.


So its something perfect for teens in january, since thats when horror filmes do the best.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:48 am 
 

Whoa, Necro's on a roll. I'll cue Woman in Black and Let Me In. Haven't seen either of them but I have seen promos to the sequel of WIB. I tried watching Jessabelle today and I couldn't get through the first 30 minutes without cringing quite a bit. Needless to say, I stopped watching it. I'm sure I'm not missing much.

The only recent movie I've watched is this animated movie called Book of Life. Fairly fun and enjoyable. Diego Luna is awesome in this.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:21 am 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
Wolf Creek: Takes a bit too long to set up, but the gorgeous shot compositions and landscapes, along with the ominous vibrating tones make up for it. Then it turns into a slasher, as much as it tries not to be. Except it's one that actually bothers to set up characters you care about. Not really torture porn as much as everyone likes to call it that. All the kills are quick and brutal. The equivalent of watching a high speed car crash. The killer seems to have a lot of fun, and so did I.

Set in the Australian outback, and, despite the type of film, it makes me want to visit Wolfe Creek Crater. One of my country's better films (as we have a tendency to make absolute shockers). Glad you liked it, too. :)

EDIT: Oh, and I saw The Imitation Game today. All about Alan Turing. Not the best movie I'll watch in 2015, but entertaining with a few laughs and lots of heavy hitting stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:39 pm 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
Hanna: Audio-visual candy. Empty story with an abrupt ending. None of it matters, it's just lovely to take in.


Hanna is such a waste of potential. Sure, you can still enjoy it for its beautiful direction, the fitting soundtrack from veterans The Chemical Brothers, its appealing and somehow unconventional coming-of-age portion and for a quite impressive performance by Saoirse Ronan. But seriously: Could the story turn out to be any more shallow than this? It doesn't entirely ruin the movie for me, but it certainly impairs its quality quite a bit.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:59 pm 
 

The Burning: I'd rate this slasher over Friday the 13th. Tom Savini delivers top shelf gore effects so all the deaths are memorable and young George Constaza plays a likeable comedy relief. It has all the things we associate with classic camp slashers (including unintentional funny/goofy moments) only the characters stand out here a little more and there's a few minor tweaks that don't really follow an exact formula. My only gripe is one particular annoying person overstays their welcome, possibly due to random shoddy editing.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 1:50 am 
 

While I liked the new Hobbit it was pretty obviously intended to be the end of a second movie rather than a movie all its own. Which, of course, is exactly how Jackson originally filmed the Hobbit series before deciding in post-production to edit it into three films. I'll have to watch through the first two films a second time before I decide which one was the more gratuitous, but going off memory here I would say fans would have been better served if

1. the Shire scenes and the Azog chase scene(s) had been truncated in the first film
2. the first film had ended with Thorin's company being captured by the Elves in Mirkwood, instead of where it did, and maybe
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also have Gandalf's capture in Dol-Guldur happen at the same time, so the second movie ends with everyone but Bilbo held captive somewhere

3. the barrel-riding chase scene in the second film had been shortened (and on another note, also less campy)
4. the Laketown segment of the second film had been seriously, seriously shortened
5. pretty much the entirety of the third film was merged into the second film


Seriously, the biggest letdown of this third film is...hell, I won't even bother putting spoiler tags, it's right at the start of the fucking movie: Smaug dies in the first ten minutes. That's it. They spent 40 minutes on Laketown in the second film and then its sacking takes all of ten minutes.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:09 am 
 

Having not seen the third movie, I agree with all of your points which apply to the first and second, but fuck that spoiler, dude. Yeah, it won't ruin the movie if it occurs in the first ten minutes like you said, but it's ruined my natural outrage that I would have had the pleasure of vocalizing loudly when I finally do see it.

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Nah, I'm not fussed. The second movie was a letdown to me, especially after hoping for and expecting something much more enjoyable since the first one felt like more of a teaser/buildup. Made me sort of lose interest by the time the third one was close to release.
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I feel like I'm literally the only person who doesn't care about seeing the Hobbit movies. I'd rather re-read the book and watch Reign of Fire a hundred times over. Peter Jackson is melodramatic cancer on film as far as I'm concerned, he has no concept of subtly or at least not since he directed The Frighteners in 1996. At least Reign of Fire is well edited and has a large helping of dumb but fun action scenes with close to no CGI.

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I saw the new Hobbit yesterday. Earthcubed is nuts for wanting that barrel-riding chase scene shortened: that shit ruled.

Thoughts on the third:
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Smaug's death I was totally cool with. I mean, everyone knew what was going to happen, so it was obvious to me he wouldn't survive long into the third movie. It looked really cool, they did a great job of making his destruction of Lake Town seem utterly cruel and hellish, his dialogue was awesome. etc. The only letdowns were that the thrush didn't pass on Bilbo's discovery about the hollow in Smaug's breast - Bard just saw that shit himself and took advantage of it, which kind of lamely takes away Bilbo's part in slaying the dragon if you ask me. Also it sucks that we didn't get to hear Bard's black arrow speech that was a huge highlight of the Rankin/Bass movie, but I guess that wouldn't have made any sense given that whole silly black arrow lore thing they introduced in the second movie.

The Iron Hills dwarves were a huge letdown. It was totally lame that Dain was entirely made of CGI for no real reason I could figure out, lame that he was riding on a fucking pig instead of one of those war goats they lifted from Lord of the Rings Online, and while he had a couple cool lines it was lame that they made him into a silly bouncing comic relief character instead of a totally grim badass like he should have been. Totally unnecessary given how the Master's deputy was basically the Jar Jar of the movie already. Also, why were the Iron Hills dwarves armed almost exclusively with spears? They had mattocks and axes and shit in the books like proper dwarves.

I also thought it was kind of dumb that they introduced the whole Gundabad/Angmar lore the way they did. While technically it does fit into Tolkien's lore, they already took so many liberties I see no reason why they should have brought in this whole extra bit of strategic maneuvering on Sauron's part like that, which was probably totally over the heads of everyone who is not a giant Tolkien nerd and knew what the fuck they were talking about. It was dumb how quickly people (Bolg, Legolas/Tauriel, that huge fucking Gundabad army) traveled to and from that area considering how far away from Erebor it is. While I thought the whole Saruman/Elrond/Galadriel fight against the spectral Nazgul and Galadriel's banishment of Sauron were real cool liberties that they took, I thought that, since they show Sauron getting his ass handed to him basically, what they should have done is just have Azog revert back to his "ok fuck Sauron's orders, I'm going after Thorin and Company because that shit is personal" and used both his orc legions for war and duped the Misty Mountains goblins into helping his cause, egging them on through pushing the whole "these dwarves killed your King!" angle. Would have made perfect sense and would've reduced the need to add in that whole potentially confusing Gundabad/Angmar stuff.

Also, we got like two seconds of Beorn screen time. Lame!

Final gripe: I thought Gandalf showed up just a bit too early at Erebor. Woulda been cooler if he had done his big reveal like, moments before the orcs attacked.

On to the good stuff!

The battle scenes were fucking awesome and there was some ludicrously awesome over-the-top fight stuff. That part where Thranduil's elk picks up like ten orcs with its antlers and Thranduil decapitates all of them with his two swords was goddamn ridiculous and badass. Lots of cool set/art design with the orcs and especially all the weird trolls and shit they had with specialized roles, like the one with maces for forearms and the suicide one whose only job was to ram the walls of Dale with its big head ram thing then just fall over dead, hah. The whole sortie by Thorin, Dwalin, Fili, Kili, and Bilbo with Legolas and Tauriel was really, really cool. Totally dug the fights with Bolg, and that part where Legolas flings Thorin's sword into that orc's chest, then Thorin yanks it out and the camera pans over to show Azog standing on that ice with that big stone flail thing, was cool as fuck.

The emotional stuff was also super good - Fili, Kili and Thorin's deaths all hit me harder than I think pretty much anything from the LotR trilogy. Fili's was just really cruel and brutal, Bilbo trying to talk to Thorin after he had died was gut-wrenching, and jesus christ was Tauriel's reaction to Kili's death heartbreaking. I really liked the really genuine emotional weight of that part, and Thranduil's response to her despair. Really good shit.

And how about the earlier parts with Thorin going insane? The way his voice/lines merged with Smaug's was great, then the scene where he tells Dwalin he'll kill him was just painful shit, and of course when Thorin calls for Bilbo to be thrown over the wall was really well done. Sure, these movies have tons and tons of cheese all over them, but there are definitely some really great acting chops. Martin Freeman also put a shitload more into his performance throughout the movie than he had in either of the previous ones, which was cool.


Anyway, pretty much agreed with failsafeman's much briefer analysis: if you liked the first two, you'll like the third one even more, but if you didn't really care for them then the third ain't gonna change your mind.
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A few years ago a coworker lent me a series of films involving a deranged family/couple. One of the films revolved around the torture/murder of a family on Christmas. I think that was the third film. I don't remember the plot of the other two, outside of there was plenty of torture/murder involved.

Anyone know this trilogy? It was low budget, trying to mimic a snuff film.


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The August Underground series.

Awful fucking "movies" though.
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Watched "The Sacrament" on Netflix. Pseudo found footage movie from Ti West. Done as a fake 'VICE' investigation of a Jim Jones style religious cult that goes completely off the rails. Sufficiently disturbing albeit devoid of any logic at some parts. If you wanted a movie about Jonestown, it's great.
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The August Underground movies are complete and utter wastes of videotape. I will give the creators credit for making something that looks exactly like a mass murderer's home movies, but that's where the praise ends. They have no real reason to exist beyond showing dead fetus rape for the sake of showing dead fetus rape.
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So, it's now confirmed Scarlett Johansson will be major Motoko Miyazaki in the live action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell. Rupert Sanders is the director (Snow White & the Huntsman). For real, I don't wanna be pessimistic towards it, but I can't see how is there any hope for that movie. They will surely dumb it down for the audiences and leave aside many important points made in the manga and the anime adaptation, such as post-humanism and philosophy.
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C'mon, there's no way they'll totally leave that stuff out. I actually hope they do "dumb it down" just a little bit, because honestly the source material gets a little too "head up own ass"-y for its own good sometimes.

I'm mainly worried that the action won't be as cool.
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Yeah, I can see people's fears about it, but streamlining an anime isn't exactly a terrible thing....as 99% of the format gets REALLY unnecessarily heady at any given point, Ghost being no exception.
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Yayattasa wrote:
So, it's now confirmed Scarlett Johansson will be major Motoko Miyazaki in the live action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell. Rupert Sanders is the director (Snow White & the Huntsman). For real, I don't wanna be pessimistic towards it, but I can't see how is there any hope for that movie. They will surely dumb it down for the audiences and leave aside many important points made in the manga and the anime adaptation, such as post-humanism and philosophy.

There's so many better choices than Scarlett Johansson it's staggering. "Pick a Japanese actress?! Why would we ever do that?!" I've disliked her acting ever since The Island, she's bare minimum of what passes for alright acting, all Marvel films would have done better without her and I've actively avoided Don Jon because of her overly thick accent and demeanor.. Like nails on a chalkboard. I'm fairly certain most of her undue praise is because on how 'hot' she is and little else.

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I have honestly never thought she is hot. Attractive, yes, but not particularly sexy.


I saw Interstellar again, this time on a normal screen instead of IMAX. I don't know if it's because this theater had a better audio system (doubtful) or if I was just paying more attention to the sound for this showing but the soundtrack was much more impressive this time around. This scene in particular...everything about it was jaw-dropping both visually and soundwise:


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Earthcubed wrote:
I have honestly never thought she is hot. Attractive, yes, but not particularly sexy.


I agree with this completely. My friends went on and on about her after the Captain America sequel and were convinced she was the hottest thing ever. They couldn't believe that anyone would disagree.

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sorry, are you guys blind, homosexual (I'm not saying this as an insult, but maybe as offering a reason), or just going for some unbearably shitty non-conformist angle? Best looking actress by a mile.... Scarlett is pretty much what would happen if the concept of sex put a dress on itself.
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Actually, the prelude to that scene had great music as well.


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caspian wrote:
sorry, are you guys blind, homosexual (I'm not saying this as an insult, but maybe as offering a reason), or just going for some unbearably shitty non-conformist angle? Best looking actress by a mile. Stunning.



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Who is sexy if Scarlett isn't? Rosie O'Donnell?

Watched The Interview tonight, it was pretty funny but I was already sold with the Franco/Rogen duo. Nothing spectacular of course but a well done comedy with a cool political side.

Speaking of Franco, I also watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes and it was pretty entertaining. I'll watch the sequel soon too. Some things were pretty damn far fetched but eh, turn off your brain and it's fine.
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Metantoine wrote:
Who is sexy if Scarlett isn't? Rosie O'Donnell?
Monica Bellucci and Marion Cotillard off the top of my head. Anyway it comes down to personal taste, my point was undue praise from putting attractiveness over impressive acting talent.
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Metantoine wrote:

Speaking of Franco, I also watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes and it was pretty entertaining. I'll watch the sequel soon too. Some things were pretty damn far fetched but eh, turn off your brain and it's fine.


Dawn.. is quite a bit darker and more of an action movie. Still requires some serious suspension of disbelief but it's epic as all hell. That said, it seems a bit episodic since it does very little to advance the actual evolution of the apes, at this rate they could make another dozen sequels before getting to a remake of the 1968 version.
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Metantoine wrote:
Speaking of Franco, I also watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes and it was pretty entertaining. I'll watch the sequel soon too. Some things were pretty damn far fetched but eh, turn off your brain and it's fine.


No offense but personally this advice never means it's a good movie for me, if you have to do that.

Both of those new Apes movies are pretty average and didn't interest me much at all.
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