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I never gave a shit about rap, but recently I stumbled upon Army of The Pharaohs which sounds pretty cool

LOL! I'm 16 and I already knew Ice Cube was a rapper since I was in elementary school. And this is coming from someone that doesn't even like Rap.

I mean .. I don't know you, but I really like you. I'm not even kidding.

You're so cool. I knew that Bob Dylan was a singer since I was like 5 years old! LOL

If I first learned who Bob Dylan was when I was around 10, how much less cool would that make me?

Your status as a Rocker revoked and pushed down a (large) stairwell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POSEUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could you say my status... sank like a rock?

But no, in all seriousness, I feel ashamed and I'm sure my family has been disgraced.

So I had this huge talk with the in laws. The father in law said he is afraid of having one grandson that will no go to heaven because I decided not to baptize him. So I said: we are not the ones that get to decide one man's faith, as it is one personal, if not the most personal, choice ever. He shut up, and I was happy. The kid now owes me big.

I like AOTP as well, and the only rappers I find myself listening to are in some way associated with the group. I don't know what it is about them, but they seem to be the one rap outfit that metal fans seem to gravitate to. I blame that one song where they sampled Blind Guardian.

You have no choice but to give me the hand of your sister. I'm sorry.

Please take this shit to the rap-archives losers, this is the Metal archives and we are only allowed to speak of metal. It's in the rules bellends.

Think I actually found out about him on MA, but if you haven't heard, ya'll niggas (should I not attempt ghetto speak? probably) ought to check out Paris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH5r4sLomOI

Okay them we'll talk about Nu-Metal.

So guise, u her that Skrillex made an album wwith k0rn?!

So there is a new Paranormal Activity movie coming. I am not really that much of a fan of Paranormal Activity series, so this isn't going to excite me to go see it.

I don't know either, they have this kind of beat that metalheads find cool I guess.


Fuck you too buddy.

That's generally how people react to Frog, MA's resident gangsta.

Paris can't flow, Kool Keith is where its at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLnnq4rv1U

A couple songs on it were really good, but as a whole it was too soft. Narcissistic Cannibal is really good though, a whole album like that could have cracked my top ten for 2011.

I've heard a few songs off of it... It's not my gig at all. While I like Dubstep like Burial or Clubroot(actually that's the only Dubstep I like), Skrillex just sounds awful. As do Korn.

Is Burial dubstep? Thought it was ambient or something

I really like Burial, too. Especially his first album. He certainly has nothing to do with all this "brostep" stuff, but I can see how his stuff is kind of related to 2006 era dubstep.

Some ungodly combination of the two, I suppose.

Burial's Untrue both begat and ended the genre, as far as I'm concerned.

Oh wow, I had no clue that Om's new album was released eight days ago. Has anybody listened to it yet?

It leaked quite a while ago, as was pointed out to me by IX Leviathan (being the boss that he is). It's very good. Probably my second favourite Om album, if I had to rank it.

Even better than albums like Conference of the Birds? This makes me excited

I don't have a single idea of how sounds the dubstep, but seeing what all of you guys said about that genre... it seems that i'm very fortunate still. I'm counting on you guys.

Let me demonstrate.

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WUB WUB WUB.

That's the genre right there. Not much is listenable, very little is enjoyable.

And the fans are even worse. A rave featuring Dubstep is like accidentally wandering past a furry gathering at the park only instead of just queer rabbits there's also space pirates and Wild Wild West background character rejects.Then there's the normal guy who's only trying to pick up cheap floozies or drugs; mostly a combination of the two. Oh, I almost forgot the burnouts that were into Hardstyle five years ago and haven't gotten a job or overdosed yet.

It's a weird bunch.

Considering that dubstep is like having an MRI exam, I'd say that you've been very fortunate indeed.

That insults all the doctors that have had to go through years of training to use that machinery and have the medical know-how. Not to mention MRI machines help aid cancer treatment, among other diseases.

D.R.I. playing in Cologne tomorrow and I feel like I'm obliged to attend. Anyone can tell me anything about their shows?

Welcome back to MA thashierthanthou! I'd been wondering if you'd return soon.

Wow, there are people who actually want him around?

to be fair, the guy who is excited has only been around for a year, and has 108 posts...

Friend: This vacation is going to suck. I always get nervous around [my boyfriend's] parents, it'll be 115 degrees out, and my insurance doesn't cover my birth control anymore so now I'm FORCED to go on my period during vacation.

BH: You're gone for like 9 days though aren't you? It won't last forever.

Friend: Yeah but I won't get it until the third day, so basically

BH: Just get pregnant if it worries you that much.


*alley oop*

Slam it home, Bastard. Slam it home.

I don't know why I share my witty/shitty lines here, I realize how narcissistic it is, but I'm kind of a jerk.

BastardHead: promoting teen pregnancy since 1988.