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HerrDerQual
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Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:06 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:42 pm 
 

Looking for something along the lines of Annihilator's "Chicken and Corn" or "Kraf Dinner". Maybe even Anvil's "Piss Test", because of the odd subject.

Thanks in advance!
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Zushakon
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:11 pm
Posts: 19
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:25 pm 
 

Anything ever done by Psychostick?
http://www.psychostick.com/music

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MrMcThrasher II
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Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:01 pm
Posts: 836
Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:12 pm 
 

There's a band called Food Metal. I don't know if they're any good, but the lyrics are humorous.
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GravityLapse
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Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:54 pm
Posts: 179
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:28 pm 
 

Strapping Young Lad's Satan's Ice Cream Truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brkE-Cqgx-8

There's also Crotchduster, which is entirely a joke band.

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Liquid_Braino
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Joined: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:25 am
Posts: 228
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:42 pm 
 

A decent amount of thrash and crossover bands stuck a lot of these sort of things at the end of albums, particularly during the late 80's.

This one tacked on at the end of Dr. Know's Wreckage In Flesh album is one of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-9nOlkaN8


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reaffer
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:41 am
Posts: 6
Location: Algeria
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:11 pm 
 

Try Ultra Vomit ! Parodic/humoristic death metal

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Poisonfume
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Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:26 pm
Posts: 1126
Location: Greece
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:12 pm 
 

After the end of the last track on The Art of Partying (Municipal Waste) you can hear the band fucking around, and then one of them starts singing a song which (real or not) I'm guessing is titled 'touch me now'.
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
Posts: 2785
Location: A step closer to home
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:40 pm 
 

A Million Dead Birds Laughing's "Martyr":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXAaNeBay1o

Quote:
You are not hearing anything
I haven't said anything
You can't make me

This is not a song
These are not words
It appears you've allowed your imagination to get the better of you

See this part?
- This is where originally I would've been a little more creative
And this part?
- Actually the whole thing would've been really cool
It would have changed your world
But you have heard nothing
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Poisonfume
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Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:26 pm
Posts: 1126
Location: Greece
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:05 am 
 

Also, the final song on Eisregen's "Schlangensonne" is a joke song (lyrically at least, because the song is great). The lyrics translated basically say 'you're probably really wondering why jesus has breasts on the album artwork...well the answer is because he stinks.'
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IanThrash
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:56 pm
Posts: 915
Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:47 am 
 

Well Hermetica, the thrash metal band from Argentina put out some funny shit. On their third album theres this song Moraleja
which musically its pretty much folk music but the chorus is something like "conozco la moraleja, el que no coje se deja, el que no coje se deja la puta que los pario" ("if you dont give a fuck you get fuck, who doesnt give a fuck gets fuck!")
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Fenriz: I am up for cloning, but with less tinnitus and more chest hair, please.

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