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Errebuss
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:07 pm
Posts: 548
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:09 am 
 
WTF is this!!! FALSE METAL and I'm not an elitist. NICKELSHITSACK SUCKS

But I guess it makes SENSE that their lead singer lost his virginity to a horse.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Nic ... 3540362212

Guess the archives SOLD OUT to the record labels and are getting paid to do this. They are probably becoming Christians too!
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The_Minstrel51
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Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:06 am
Posts: 734
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:11 am 
 
April 1st...
Haha the "Additional Notes" are hilarious.
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Errebuss
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Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:07 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:12 am 
 
The_Minstrel51 wrote:
April 1st...


yeah, RIP metal archives 4-1-13

I'm QUITTING this site now
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
Posts: 8300
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:14 am 
 
I'm having a hard time figuring out whether the OP is kidding or simply stupid.
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Trashy_Rambo
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:04 pm
Posts: 1824
Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:19 am 
 
Haha, I love this website. I remember a couple of years ago they did this same thing with Korn, and people actually fucking left over it!
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Goatfangs
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Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:02 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:23 am 
 
OH MY GOD... Nickelback is on the archives?

Man, I didn't have to try hard at all. Now to call up Chad Kroeger and tell him he has to honor his part of the deal.
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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:09 pm
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Location: CHRAWNA, Canada
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:45 am 
 
Similar Artists: Enbilulugugal

One of my better jokes
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FLIPPITYFLOOP
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Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:09 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:46 am 
 
Also, bravo to sn0wb1ind0zzy for writing that tear-jerking review
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ChildClownOutlet
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Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:52 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:51 am 
 
Jokes on you, I like Nickelback
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Evil_Wicked_Twisted_Mind
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:58 am
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Location: India
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:52 am 
 
Happened once before when Korn was added. I had my money on Disturbed this time. Dammit.
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Terri23
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Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:53 am
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:55 am 
 
Nickelback rule. Spearheads and legends of the New Wave of Canadian Heavy Metal.
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:55 am 
 
I'd like to point out that this means Kid Rock now has his own artist profile here.
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Veracs
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:56 am 
 
Nickelback are great, I love the influence they had on the latest Darkthrone album.
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Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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Cloud0129
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Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:04 pm
Posts: 169
Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:58 am 
 
Man, I love Nickelback. Biggest influence to other great bands like Disgorge and Gorgoroth.
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Atrocious_Mutilation
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Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:51 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:05 am 
 
About time. I was wondering when such a criminally underrated band was going to be added to the Archives. I can only see it getting better from here.
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AmberSilkAmbiguity
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:08 am 
 
Absurd. Nickelback should fuck themselves.
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LordTool
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Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:15 am
Posts: 95
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:27 am 
 
I have been diligently complaining in the suggestion forum for years to have Nickleback added! TODAY IS MY VICTORY OVER YOU CLOSEMINDED ELITISTS
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deplo
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Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:36 pm
Posts: 116
Location: Lebanon
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:43 am 
 
Hahaha guess the site "was not forced to shut down" this year! :D

And Burzum as a similar artist? Wohooo Scaldic pop rock!!!
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Dooders
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:00 am
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:48 am 
 
I think M-A is forgetting that Nickelback have a Dime tribute song with one of Dime's unused solos on it and a cover of Metallica's Sad But True, forever stamping their legitimacy in all that is metal. Now Chad Kroeger cutting his hair...not so metal. Glad M-A finally came around though.


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Beer Baron
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:51 am 
 
This is the greatest day of my life.
Thanks MA, for making my life worthwhile
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Errebuss
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Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:07 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:53 am 
 
It appears that many a False have infiltrated the ranks.

To the remaining True, HAIL, the time to strike is now. To the battle we ride.
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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:54 am 
 
Dooders wrote:
I think M-A is forgetting that Nickelback have a Dime tribute song with one of Dime's unused solos on it and a cover of Metallica's Sad But True, forever stamping their legitimacy in all that is metal. Now the Chad Kroeger cutting his hair...not so metal. Glad M-A finally came around though.

Totes, breh. :beer:

Nickleback are probably one of the most consistent Metal bands out there, not to mention the amount of influence they've played into pretty much like, every modern Metal band lol.
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LordStenhammar
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:55 am 
 
Who needs Manilla Road when we got Nickelback?
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Tomb_of_Cunt
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:33 am
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Location: South Africa
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:58 am 
 
The following bands will be added soon:

Britney Spears (brutal death metal from USA)
Justin Bieber (progressive death metal from the North Pole)
Westlife (raw black metal from Finland)

:headbang:
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Tomb_of_Cunt
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:33 am
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Location: South Africa
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:08 am 
 
Oh yes...don't forget - another band that will be added soon, is 2Pac - seriously satanic black metal from Egypt. Holy shit...you should hear them out...you won't sleep again :evil:
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ThePoop
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:38 pm
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Location: America
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:17 am 
 
I think Liturgy should be the top "similar artist".
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Errebuss
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:20 am 
 
ThePoop wrote:
I think Liturgy should be the top "similar artist".


Nickelback are way more transcendental than Liturgy can ever dream to be.
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MetalCuresHeadaches
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:21 am 
 
Did anyone happen to look at Kid Rock's profile? That picture was the best part of the entire thing for me.
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Cursarion
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Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:56 am
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:19 am 
 
So you didn't think the moderators reconsider some of the controversial cases? Now you know how wrong you were.
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Oddeye
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Joined: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:24 pm
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:01 am 
 
Lmao :D
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schizoid
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:35 am
Posts: 1602
Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:12 am 
 
MetalCuresHeadaches wrote:
Did anyone happen to look at Kid Rock's profile? That picture was the best part of the entire thing for me.


Yep. Its the epitome of Derp Face
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ShaolinLambKiller
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Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:10 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:46 am 
 
This is amazing. Thanks for the lol.
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henkkjelle
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:54 pm
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:02 am 
 
Haha, I love the additional notes. :lol: Not the most subtle of aprils fools prank though.

Ow shit, I didn't even notice the lyrical themes! Amazing.
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todesengel89
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Joined: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:06 am
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:07 am 
 
Probably the only band getting consistent 100% reviews. Why was it that it took this long for them to finally be on the archives?
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novakm
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Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:52 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:26 am 
 
A false has definitely entried. Now they'll be burned and died.
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Sick6Six
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Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:01 pm
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Location: Woodstock, IL
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:30 am 
 
That's really fucking funny... I hope no one is fooled by those awesome reviews and buys all their albums!
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vikingmetaler
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Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:06 pm
Posts: 122
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:38 am 
 
Varg is a punk bitch compared to Chad Kroeger.
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hakarl
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:05 am 
 
Sick6Six wrote:
That's really fucking funny... I hope no one is fooled by those awesome reviews and buys all their albums!

Don't worry, I think I managed to warn people from checking out anything from them after The State. It all goes to shit after that, and The State itself is more than slightly suspect.
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Folkemon_
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:16 am 
 
Its about fucking time.

Not metal you say? then whats this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... k0UI#t=54s

thrash!
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doomster999
Keeper of the Dreary Realm

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Location: India
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:38 am 
 
You guys are noobs. Nickelback is the best funeral doom band ever. Listen to 'Burn it to the ground'. Heaviest song ever. 'Nuff said.
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