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reapermetal
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:06 pm 
 

I thought they went too far with the AC/DC cover album, but Frosty The Snowman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDGbUAtSL30

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dragmire
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:16 pm 
 

Is this even real or just some goof he did for that podcast? The riffs sound the same in every song. Chris Barnes is a brain-dead stoner either way.
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:43 pm 
 

I laughed my ass off as soon as I heard him start singing Frosty the Snowman because of how terrible it was, is that bad
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ShadowKamelot
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:58 pm 
 

This may be the funniest and worst thing I've heard this year. I literally spat my coffee out at "THUMPITY THUMP THUMP THUNMPITY THUMP THUMP." gfg..

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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:11 pm 
 

One of the stupidest fucking things i've had the misfortune of hearing. And i've heard Emmure and iwrestledabearonce.
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ChildClownOutlet
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:06 pm 
 

Not surprising. It's SFU.
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AcidWorm
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:10 pm 
 

At least he doesn't take himself too seriously.
:oh shit:
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g_k
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:24 pm 
 

well i watched like the first 20 seconds lol.
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Cynical_Misanthropy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:33 pm 
 

I always knew Six Feet Under's destiny was building up to this glorious moment.
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Zerberus
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:48 am 
 

Sounds like the riffs are previously used SFU riffs with christmas lyrics over them instead.

I'm calling bullshit, but at least he doesn't take himself or the band too seriously.
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Commandaunt
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:28 am 
 

This is hilarious.

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SkullFracturingNightmare
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:37 am 
 

Album of the year
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aaronmb666
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:48 am 
 

It's the Haunted album with Christmas song lyrics.

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raumr
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:24 am 
 

That was hilarious! :-D I'm not too familiar with SFU, so I can't tell if it's really him, but I guess it is based on the comments above.

I guess he is on a quest to sing every song in the universe with a cookie monster vocal.

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A Backwards 6
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:14 am 
 

His voice has recovered? O_o

90% sure its fake.

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deicidefan
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:25 am 
 

This is pretty sweet, I hope its not a joke just for the podcast.

I may be wrong, but aren't members of Hate Eternal doing a christmas record too ?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:42 pm 
 

If you want Christmas death metal then listen to this instead.
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Oddeye
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:48 pm 
 

Omfg I just laughed my ass off!!

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:55 pm 
 

That was fun for about a minute then it was just stupid. Can't say thay I'm surprised after all it is Chris Barnes.
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Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:20 pm 
 

A Backwards 6 wrote:
His voice has recovered? O_o

90% sure its fake.

it's 100% real, the last 2 SFU records prove that he's still capable

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TheOldSkull
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:30 pm 
 

Will Chris Barnes come down the chimney and bring some pot under the tree?

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JerryLeeEx
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:27 pm 
 

Haaaaa!!!! What a big goof! It would be great if it were just this little video. But if they actually release a whole album of this shit, it would fall flat into the realm of novelty albums like Jingle Dogs and Jingle Cats.

EDIT: And I swear I've heard the riff they use on "Little Drummer Boy" before. It's so familiar it's gotta be from another SFU song.

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dtfan08
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:14 pm 
 

JerryLeeEx wrote:
Haaaaa!!!! What a big goof! It would be great if it were just this little video. But if they actually release a whole album of this shit, it would fall flat into the realm of novelty albums like Jingle Dogs and Jingle Cats.

EDIT: And I swear I've heard the riff they use on "Little Drummer Boy" before. It's so familiar it's gotta be from another SFU song.


It is. All of them are.
"Deck The Halls" uses the backing track to "Human Target"
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" uses the backing track to "Haunted"
"Frosty The Snowman" uses the backing track to "Tomorrow's Victim"
"Little Drummer Boy" uses the backing track to "Beneath A Black Sky"
"Silver Bells" uses the backing track to "Lycanthropy"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" uses the backing track to "The Enemy Inside"

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:16 pm 
 

I enjoyed this far more than I should have.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:36 pm 
 

Even with its jokey status, it sounds like a late night talk show's parody of death metal.
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reapermetal
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:39 pm 
 

dtfan08 wrote:
JerryLeeEx wrote:
Haaaaa!!!! What a big goof! It would be great if it were just this little video. But if they actually release a whole album of this shit, it would fall flat into the realm of novelty albums like Jingle Dogs and Jingle Cats.

EDIT: And I swear I've heard the riff they use on "Little Drummer Boy" before. It's so familiar it's gotta be from another SFU song.


It is. All of them are.
"Deck The Halls" uses the backing track to "Human Target"
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" uses the backing track to "Haunted"
"Frosty The Snowman" uses the backing track to "Tomorrow's Victim"
"Little Drummer Boy" uses the backing track to "Beneath A Black Sky"
"Silver Bells" uses the backing track to "Lycanthropy"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" uses the backing track to "The Enemy Inside"


Maybe they are pulling a Twisted Sister move by using previous songs as music for Christmas tune ie: Twisted Christmas?

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A Backwards 6
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:48 pm 
 

Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration wrote:
A Backwards 6 wrote:
His voice has recovered? O_o

90% sure its fake.

it's 100% real, the last 2 SFU records prove that he's still capable


I know, but this...is almost like the real Haunted imo.
It's a great pity that he wastes this performance for a fun album instead for a real new record.

I'm so gonna get this :D

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JerryLeeEx
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:12 pm 
 

dtfan08 wrote:
It is. All of them are.
"Deck The Halls" uses the backing track to "Human Target"
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" uses the backing track to "Haunted"
"Frosty The Snowman" uses the backing track to "Tomorrow's Victim"
"Little Drummer Boy" uses the backing track to "Beneath A Black Sky"
"Silver Bells" uses the backing track to "Lycanthropy"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" uses the backing track to "The Enemy Inside"


I should have spotted Lycanthropy right away! I used to annoy the hell out of my college guitar teacher by starting each session with a warm-up jam to that tune. Vocals and all!

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Misfit74
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:03 pm 
 

What's next? A ballads album with Lou Reed?
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:16 pm 
 

Well he's dead, so you can rule that one out.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:27 am 
 

:lol:

I can't believe there's people out there who take this band seriously.
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IdiotFlesh
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:40 am 
 

That cover of Deck the Halls is the sound regular people think of when they think of death metal.

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Erisgaroth
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:18 pm 
 

Well, it's not bad, but I think it is unnecessary humorously. I mean, the voice sounds very well but the way it sings ... sometimes this reminds more of Dethklok than Six Feet Under.

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:51 pm 
 

Me and my bandmate were laughing our asses off to this yesterday, especially at how drunk and redneck Chris Barnes sounds when he talks
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