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OneSizeFitzpatrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:09 pm 
 

http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-ne ... ris-barnes
I think the article pretty much does the title justice. In short, Cattle Decapitation has dropped off Six Feet under's Autumn Apocalypse tour after Barnes sucker punched travis from Cattle and fled to the safety of his tour bus...
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:28 pm 
 

There's people who are fans of Six Feet Under?

Attaboy, Travis.
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Frank Booth
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:29 pm 
 

"Seth Putnam Is Wrong About A Lot Of Things, But He's Right About Chris Barnes"

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Ritual_Suicide
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:36 pm 
 

I was expecting there to be more to this story than Chris Barnes being a complete jackass, but there isn't.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:37 pm 
 

Guys with dreads usually are douches.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:40 pm 
 

^White guys with dreads. And I guess Asian guys with dreads may be douches as well, but I haven't seen or met anyone that meets that profile.

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juusokult
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:50 pm 
 

The tweet about the situation by Chris Barnes is just goddamn lame. He actually starts to remind Rob Zombie, they both have dreads and a huge fucking ego.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:51 pm 
 

MARSDUDE wrote:
^White guys with dreads. And I guess Asian guys with dreads may be douches as well, but I haven't seen or met anyone that meets that profile.


I've yet to see an Asian guy with dreads.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:56 pm 
 

Chris Barnes is a pussy.
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OneSizeFitzpatrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:05 pm 
 

I guess Barnes was all upset because more people were buying cattle decapitation's shit at shows and nobody wanted to hear the same steaming pile of half-assery that Chris and the gang churned out on whatever the fuck their new god awful album's called... I feel like he should have his dread revoked, like if they could just cut those shitty things off on stage one night, that'd be great. I'm pretty sure this isn't the first story i've read that involved Chris fleeing to his little safety blankey in the tour bus after starting shit with somebody.
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matras
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:05 pm 
 

Where is UserNamePassword when you need him? :-P

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Frank Booth
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:06 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
MARSDUDE wrote:
^White guys with dreads. And I guess Asian guys with dreads may be douches as well, but I haven't seen or met anyone that meets that profile.


I've yet to see an Asian guy with dreads.


Akira Takasaki has them, and Minoru Niihara also sported them for a period of time in the late nineties.

Also, am I the only one to notice this, or does Barnes look just like Jonathan Davis?

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OneSizeFitzpatrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:10 pm 
 

in regards to asians with dreads, try the chinese metalcore band Yaksa, I think half their members have pretty sweet dreadlocks. Very few white guys can actually pull off decent looking dreads and Chris Barnes is definitely not one of them, last I seen, they just looked like nappy, knotted up, unwashed strands of hair... must be real fun to headbang with those stinky things smackin you in the face all night.
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Smalley
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:19 pm 
 

Nah, I say modern Barnes looks more like Max Cavalera, I say.

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Ecliptik
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:21 pm 
 

Frank Booth wrote:
Also, am I the only one to notice this, or does Barnes look just like Jonathan Davis?


*squints, tilts head*
I don't see it.

As far as the article, I'm really not shocked at any of it. More proof that, as someone already mentioned, Seth Putnam has always been right when it comes to Barnes.

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godsonsafari
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:38 pm 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.
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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:22 pm 
 

Park Auto Mall! Come get your car! *laughs* Wow! What the fuck was that?
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:22 pm 
 

Of course I sided with Travis before having even read it because he's one of my heroes, as predicted Chris Barnes cements himself as an a-grade douchebag and a coward. I love that he apparently "broke into someone's back stage", wouldn't want to intrude on the Chris Barnes show. "Get in someone's face what do u think will happen?" Travis wanted to sort it out as adults and you took the childish route and threw your fists.

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Kigo7
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:44 pm 
 

I'm siding with Travis. Honestly, he just wanted to sort shit out like a rational adult and Chris Barnes punched him in the face instead. To be absolutely serious, I don't really see the appeal of Six Feet Under beyond its associations with Chris Barnes and Barnes's associaton (one-time) with Cannibal Corpse

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oogboog
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:48 pm 
 

godsonsafari wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.

WHAT? :o

volutetheswarth wrote:
Travis wanted to sort it out as adults and you took the childish route and threw your fists.

Kigo7 wrote:
Honestly, he just wanted to sort shit out like a rational adult and Chris Barnes punched him in the face instead.

This. It's always so annoying when people just fight over the stupidest things.

So why would he delete his other tweet? Nobody may ever know.

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:33 pm 
 

Just heard about this on another board... Incredibly lame, even for Barnes.
I think all the weed has made him retarded.
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:35 pm 
 

godsonsafari wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.


I've heard about that, but never seen it.
Oh my god, Chris Barnes is such a dad...
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:39 pm 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
Chris Barnes is a pussy.


Naw, haven't you heard?
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God dammit, Chris Barnes... :nazi:
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Marag
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:43 pm 
 

Frank Booth wrote:
"Seth Putnam Is Wrong About A Lot Of Things, But He's Right About Chris Barnes"


Anal Cunt's Chris Barnes Is A Pussy wrote:
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn’t fight me 'cause you’re gay
You had your roadies save the day


and history repeats itself
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Marag
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:56 pm 
 

edit:what the fuck
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percepticide
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:37 pm 
 

Chris Barnes is a stupid pussy. Six Feet Under is a terrible band anyways. Terrible original tracks and terrible cover tracks.

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halfformedfetus
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:41 pm 
 

godsonsafari wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.


i love the top comment! "Entrails ripped from a volvos trunk" lol i instantly started thinking of my own.. how sad, but yeah chris is a douche and six feet under suck
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:42 pm 
 

percepticide wrote:
Chris Barnes is a stupid pussy. Six Feet Under is a terrible band anyways. Terrible original tracks and terrible cover tracks.


Undead I loved. Doesn't change the fact that Barnes is a douchechill though.
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TheUglySoldier
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:57 pm 
 

I like SFU and think Cattle Decapitation are a bit silly - but the guy sounds pretty sincere, and considering SFU aren't really an "exciting" band (I like them, but I understand why people would, at a concert, be drawn more towards the crazy out there shit of Cattle Decap than the mid-paced groovy-death of SFU), it would make sense for them to be falling behind a bit merch. wise. I don't see a good reason for Cattle Decap to lie about the punch, they wouldn't just drop off the tour for no reason if they really were selling all that merchandise.

Its a bit of a shame, I didn't know that much about the dude outside of his time during CC and the music he has made with SFU, I always assumed he was a nice guy.
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DeathcoreDecimator
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:03 pm 
 

Wow, I met Chris at Summer Slaughter this year and he signed my ticket. Seemed like a pretty chill dude, obviously not though.

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TheUglySoldier
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:39 pm 
 

DeathcoreDecimator wrote:
Wow, I met Chris at Summer Slaughter this year and he signed my ticket. Seemed like a pretty chill dude, obviously not though.


Two-sides to every story and all that - I'm not gonna out right say he is a dick because of this story. I think there are a lot of factors at play. Awesome that he was cool to you, though.
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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:24 pm 
 

godsonsafari wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.


Wow. Just wow.
He's ridiculously stupid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... XlNdJ7oibM
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:07 pm 
 

So, on the one hand, we have a washed up underground "rockstar" who nowadays couldn't write a good song (or even growl properly) if his life depended on it, while on the other we have an insanely versatile and talented extreme vocalist who is the frontman of a very succesful death metal band who this very year released what might be their best album yet. Yeah, I guess it's clear who's side I'm on.
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MalignantTyrant
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:11 pm 
 

Poisonfume wrote:
godsonsafari wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

Because we should be reminded at least once a year.


Wow. Just wow.
He's ridiculously stupid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... XlNdJ7oibM

what the fuck did I just watch?
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RedMisanthrope
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
So, on the one hand, we have a washed up underground "rockstar" who nowadays couldn't write a good song (or even growl properly) if his life depended on it, while on the other we have an insanely versatile and talented extreme vocalist who is the frontman of a very succesful death metal band who this very year released what might be their best album yet. Yeah, I guess it's clear who's side I'm on.


All signs point to Barnes being the douchebag, but talent really doesn't have anything to do with this.
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VincentVanGone
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:05 pm 
 

I'm surprised Barnes hasn't had his ass kicked.
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EmeraldEdge9832
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:09 pm 
 

I guess now I appreciate Anal Cunt's "Chris Barnes is a Pussy" a little more.

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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:22 am 
 

FUCK!

The whole point of me getting a ticket to the show on Thursday was to see Cattle Decapitation.

Well, I'll still go. I won't heckle Six Feet Under because that's what got me into death metal. Literally... I picked up a CD by a band called Bile (from New York, an industrial band) and looked up similar artists on Yahoo! Music and Six Feet Under came up, checked them out, liked them enough that I got a CD from them and listened to Bringer of Blood while mowing the lawn all summer long.
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BottomFeeder1
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:07 am 
 

Haven't listened to much Six Feet Under in years since early teens but if you ask me I wish he had have beat tony or Trevor's head in. Cattle Decap isn't death metal it's fucking gay. Animal rights go back to emo, any one who thinks that shit is Death Metal should leave the hall, they fuckin' suck. Way to go Barnes, should have used a hammer.


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BottomFeeder1
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:10 am 
 

BottomFeeder1 wrote:
Haven't listened to much Six Feet Under in years since early teens but if you ask me I wish he head have beat tony or Trevor's(or whatever the fuck his name is) head in. Cattle Decap isn't death metal it's fucking gay. Animal rights? go back to emo, any one who thinks that that shit is Death Metal ( or metal for that matter) should leave the hall, they fuckin' suck. Way to go Barnes, should have used a hammer.


Finally someone who knows what they're talking about. Well said.

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