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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:47 am 
 

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fuckoff all metalcore, deathcore, transcore, mathcore, groove metal, melodeath, later mid-90s brutal dm, slam brutal, glam, melodic metal, modern dm or modern tech dm, false metal pose like thrash, mostly second(like raw, pagan black later mid-90s)/third wave(like depressive, suicide, atmospheric black) black that many use fucking shit tremolo riff and pose of doom metal(create mid-90s north europe), poser who call 'hardcore(like earth crisis, hatebreed, etc) or metalcore is metal' and meshuggah.....


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299796kms
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:06 pm 
 

MorbidPentagram wrote:
fuckoff all metalcore, deathcore, transcore, mathcore, groove metal, melodeath, later mid-90s brutal dm, slam brutal, glam, melodic metal, modern dm or modern tech dm, false metal pose like thrash, mostly second(like raw, pagan black later mid-90s)/third wave(like depressive, suicide, atmospheric black) black that many use fucking shit tremolo riff and pose of doom metal(create mid-90s north europe), poser who call 'hardcore(like earth crisis, hatebreed, etc) or metalcore is metal' and meshuggah.....

Stop beating around the bush and tell us what you really think.
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Opus
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:02 pm 
 

SisuBerserk wrote:
Opus wrote:
I'm not sure anyone knows how to pronounce this. His real name is (was) Yngve Malmsten. I don't quite see how throwing in that w and the double ee makes it any easier for anyone.

"Yngwie Johann Malmsteen (/ˈɪŋveɪ ˈmɑːlmstiːn/ ing-vay mahlm-steen; born Lars Johann Yngve Lannerbäck on 30 June 1963)"
First line of his Wikipedia article. Malmsteen wasn't his but his mother's original last name.

What are you on about?? It's Malmsten, not Malmsteen!
And in what language would you pronounce Yngve/Yngwie as "ing-vay". Oh yeah, Wikipedia!
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Marag
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:12 pm 
 

MorbidPentagram wrote:
transcore

The fuck is "transcore"? Tranny core?

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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:28 pm 
 

If there was such a thing as tranny core I'd def be listening to it :p
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Zerberus
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:30 am 
 

Transcore: Hardcore played... By transsexuals?
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The_Beast_in_Black
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:41 am 
 

Saw this one in the latest additions: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Pet ... 3540363445
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:20 am 
 

ゼ[Ze] isn't a very good name. The Japanese character means 'zero', but what does the ze stand for? Is the band's name supposed to be Zero[Ze]? Why not simply leave it at 'zero' in Japanese.

I have an earnest dislike for Sepultura. I simply don't like the way it sounds.
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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 7:44 am 
 

MorbidPentagram wrote:
fuckoff all metalcore, deathcore, transcore, mathcore, groove metal, melodeath, later mid-90s brutal dm, slam brutal, glam, melodic metal, modern dm or modern tech dm, false metal pose like thrash, mostly second(like raw, pagan black later mid-90s)/third wave(like depressive, suicide, atmospheric black) black that many use fucking shit tremolo riff and pose of doom metal(create mid-90s north europe), poser who call 'hardcore(like earth crisis, hatebreed, etc) or metalcore is metal' and meshuggah.....

Quoting one of my all-time favourite sentences: so basically, fuck everything.
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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:08 am 
 

Except trad/NWOBHM, OSDM and first wave BM, from what I gather.
Wow, I guess that really would simplify our genre and bring it back to basics.
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androdion
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:22 am 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
I have an earnest dislike for Sepultura. I simply don't like the way it sounds.

This is actually interesting because the name sounds pretty quirky in English. But if you listen to it in the original Brazilian Portuguese, it's something like "sé-pou-tu-rá", which you have to say sounds a lot different. In Portugal's Portuguese it sounds even weirder because it's something like "se-pule-tu-era", but don't mind the later phonetic example because the Portuguese accent is very hard to get. ;)
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Gypaetus
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:37 am 
 

This borders the line between so bad it's funny, and just being stupid http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... 3540289769
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ArcticSwarm
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 11:15 am 
 

Gypaetus wrote:
This borders the line between so bad it's funny, and just being stupid http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... 3540289769


Check out the tracklisting on their last full length :-D

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Inkshooter
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:55 pm 
 

shouvince wrote:
^ Custard? Seriously? Upon seeing you mention them, I got rather curious in knowing what their logo looked like.

Spoiler: show
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Sheesh, terrible name indeed.


Nice logo, though.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 5:48 pm 
 

Yeah, logo seems passable.

The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
Saw this one in the latest additions: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Pet ... 3540363445


Ha. A clear case of attempted humor ending up being silly. I, however, checked out their track list and it seems like they're trying to be true to their name by singing about such themes. Eg. Bagger 288

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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:01 am 
 

androdion wrote:
Ilwhyan wrote:
I have an earnest dislike for Sepultura. I simply don't like the way it sounds.

This is actually interesting because the name sounds pretty quirky in English. But if you listen to it in the original Brazilian Portuguese, it's something like "sé-pou-tu-rá", which you have to say sounds a lot different. In Portugal's Portuguese it sounds even weirder because it's something like "se-pule-tu-era", but don't mind the later phonetic example because the Portuguese accent is very hard to get. ;)

I always hear it as it would be pronounced in Finnish, which I assume to be much closer to the Brazilian Portuguese pronunciation than the English one.
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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 9:08 am 
 

I think the Polish pronounciation is sort of similar to the Brazilian one from what I've heard, and the name sounds very good to me, ominous to say the least.
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androdion
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 11:52 am 
 

Then it also depends on which part of Brazil you're at, because they have some weird ass accents in some places. But the point is, Portuguese names very rarely sound good when pronounced in foreign accents. The phonetics are just way too different to be honest, and for instance, between Portuguese and English it normally sounds very awkward.
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dragmire
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 11:58 am 
 

Just came across a band called Forcefed Horsehead. Still not sure whether I like the name or not. I do, however, like the music.
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Forcefed_Horsehead/3540337078
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:12 pm 
 

ArcticSwarm wrote:
Gypaetus wrote:
This borders the line between so bad it's funny, and just being stupid http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... 3540289769


Check out the tracklisting on their last full length :-D


They also have a music video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPtABRMvXqE
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:54 pm 
 

My new favorite music video.
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Gypaetus
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 8:33 pm 
 

:lol: Oh wow, that's amazing.
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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 10:42 am 
 

androdion wrote:
Ilwhyan wrote:
I have an earnest dislike for Sepultura. I simply don't like the way it sounds.

This is actually interesting because the name sounds pretty quirky in English. But if you listen to it in the original Brazilian Portuguese, it's something like "sé-pou-tu-rá", which you have to say sounds a lot different. In Portugal's Portuguese it sounds even weirder because it's something like "se-pule-tu-era", but don't mind the later phonetic example because the Portuguese accent is very hard to get. ;)


In spanish the word for 'grave' is the same. Here it's pronounced 'se-pool-too-rah.'

What about Satanic Sega Genesis? http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... esis/94199
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 12:05 pm 
 

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The Lions Den
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 12:11 pm 
 

Incapacity

Augury (italian for "greetings" :lol: )
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 12:20 pm 
 

Vaginal Bloodfart
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 12:41 pm 
 

The Lions Den wrote:
Augury (italian for "greetings" :lol: )

But in English, an augury is the same as an omen or a presage. Nothing weird or silly about that.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:30 pm 
 

Kveldulfr wrote:
In spanish the word for 'grave' is the same. Here it's pronounced 'se-pool-too-rah.'

That's almost how I would pronounce it in Finnish, just that the vowels are rather short. The 'r' rolls and the 'h' is silent (which I assume is true for Spanish aswell).
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androdion
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:43 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Kveldulfr wrote:
In spanish the word for 'grave' is the same. Here it's pronounced 'se-pool-too-rah.'

That's almost how I would pronounce it in Finnish, just that the vowels are rather short. The 'r' rolls and the 'h' is silent (which I assume is true for Spanish aswell).

Pretty much, yes.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:57 pm 
 

Kveldulfr wrote:
androdion wrote:
This is actually interesting because the name sounds pretty quirky in English. But if you listen to it in the original Brazilian Portuguese, it's something like "sé-pou-tu-rá", which you have to say sounds a lot different. In Portugal's Portuguese it sounds even weirder because it's something like "se-pule-tu-era", but don't mind the later phonetic example because the Portuguese accent is very hard to get. ;)


In spanish the word for 'grave' is the same. Here it's pronounced 'se-pool-too-rah.'

Actually the brazilian pronounciation is closer to this than what androdion said, but I guess that depends on the regional accent. The main difference would be that we don't roll the "r" like I assume spanish speakers do.

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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:42 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Kveldulfr wrote:
In spanish the word for 'grave' is the same. Here it's pronounced 'se-pool-too-rah.'

That's almost how I would pronounce it in Finnish, just that the vowels are rather short. The 'r' rolls and the 'h' is silent (which I assume is true for Spanish aswell).


Yeah, the r is pretty weak and the h is silent. The only kinda long vowel is the second U in 'Sepult-uu-ra'.
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androdion
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:50 pm 
 

Yeah, I'm actually pretty bad at spelling words phonetically. :boo:
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Ceald Hraew
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:45 pm 
 

To those who know IPA: it's /sepuwˈtuɾɐ/ ~ /sepuwˈtuɾa/ in Brazilian Portuguese.

It’s not a bad name, IMO. It has a nice ring to it, and the meaning is very metal.

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peterpessimism
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:23 pm 
 

Shitfucker.
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dreadful35
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:38 am 
 

My personal favorite is Testicle Vomit.

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:31 pm 
 

dreadful35 wrote:
My personal favorite is Testicle Vomit.

That was...worth the bump?
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:35 pm 
 

MrMcThrasher II wrote:
dreadful35 wrote:
My personal favorite is Testicle Vomit.

That was...worth the bump?


Absolutely. Stop mini-modding and don't vomit on my testicles, please. There's a report feature and hopefully not a testicle vomit feature.

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:aww: That's an awesome band name.

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SisuBerserk
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:05 am 
 

Just saw Stomach Earth in the newest bands section...

Another one: I Hate When Elevators Door Open Up and a Raptor Appears in Front of Me
Just... the fuck?
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katatonia47
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:21 am 
 

Kveldulfr wrote:

Sounds like something by Stephen King.
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The Animator
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:31 pm 
 

For metal with a lisp:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Deathember_Flower/3540360020

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