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| Author: | Erisgaroth [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:36 am ] |
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Pendejo (Douchebag in english) What a stupid name. Decent music, but terrible name to me. |
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| Author: | HamburgerBoy [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:58 am ] |
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Erisgaroth wrote: Pendejo (Douchebag in english) What a stupid name. Decent music, but terrible name to me. Huh, I always thought it meant asshole (which is incidentally the name of a French thrash metal band). |
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| Author: | Gelseth_Andrano [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:07 am ] |
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I'm pretty sure the worst band name I've seen is We Butter the Bread With Butter. It's just...terrible. Like their music. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 183305 [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:31 am ] |
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Gelseth_Andrano wrote: I'm pretty sure the worst band name I've seen is We Butter the Bread With Butter. It's just...terrible. Like their music. Never heard of them until just now, nut that's pretty bad.
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| Author: | DecemberSoul [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
This band surely takes the cake: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/██████/3540358943 Why I find it stupid? Well, imagine presenting your band on stage or in any given conversation. You'll have to explain it every time that your band does not simply have NO name, but that HAVING no name is your acutal band name (got that?). You'll have to emphasize ad nauseam that your band IS different from all the other nameless bands. Besides, all those other nameless or yet-unnamed bands incite immediate waning of interest as they imply you're not really up to anything worthwhile, and in many cases, your band will suffer the same fate during casual talk. In short, if you want to bring up that "name" outside of written internet entries, you'll soon hate it thoroughly and are likely to change it.. |
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| Author: | ThouShaltSuffer [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:31 pm ] |
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Every deathcore/mallcore band name - Most of them have the same shitty generic names like Verb the Noun or Doing Frontflips over Jaclyn, I especially hate the ones that try too hard to be funny and ironic when they really aren't, for example We Butter The Bread and Butter with Butter and Bread with Butter and Kindergarden Tea Party Massacre; the only exception being Hello Kitty Suicide Club because they're the only false-grind band I like because they piss everyone off. Die You ██████ - I actually really like this band name but I just don't know how the hell your suppossed to pronounce this. Aryantichrist Raping Corpse to Sacrifice the Moon Cillit Bang Korma Orgy - My shit "funny" band from when I was 15/16, the first thing I could think of, I chose it as a placeholder because I was banned from the internet for 7 months and needed a name that I knew wouldn't be taken, We came up with better but still retarded names after but they were all taken. (Anal Horde was taken by a Mongolian Death Rap/Horrorcore group what the fuck) Big Black - ...Cock Frantic Bleep Blut Aus Nord - Blood from North Eat Me Clown Issues - Booowhoooo... Death Do Us Part/The Last Tide/One More Second - Some shit mallcore "screamo metal" band, the only thing metal about them is their Benediction shirts which are under their BvB fleases and the fact the bass player caught chlamydia from fucking a 12 year old. Their song titles/ep names are just mumbled up generic Asking Alexandria/BFMV crap with 5 seconds of thought put into them like "From Lips To Lies" "Welcome To My Afterworld" along with stolen guitar on fire clipart and devianTART invader zim yaoi pictures. Death Do Us Part sounds like some relationship issues bullshit, The Last tide is just that senceless 5 seconds of thought BFMV mashup trying too hard to be epic or emotional shit again, same with One More Second which sounds like something you shout when you're taking a shit and your mom tries opening the door. With Silence Comes Secrets - The Chlamydia infested bass player's experimental side project, just that senceless 5 seconds of thought BFMV mashup trying too hard to be epic or emotional shit again, it's probobly just him dripping the unearthly white discharge comming from his cock onto a headset mic and putting a phaser filter on top of it. |
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| Author: | ThouShaltSuffer [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
also I forgot to mention Infant Annihilator, Pig Destroyer, Thy Art is Murder and I Declare War. |
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| Author: | Pale_Pilgrim [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Doing Frontflips over Jaclyn I was amazed to find this isn't a real metalcore band name. Someone's gotta get on this shit. Just say it out loud. Fuckin' hilarious. Quote: Death Do Us Part/The Last Tide/One More Second - Some shit mallcore "screamo metal" band, the only thing metal about them is their Benediction shirts which are under their BvB fleases and the fact the bass player caught chlamydia from fucking a 12 year old. I think you're confusing "metalness" with "pedophilia". |
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| Author: | Arkhane [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
i used to be in a garage band called sev7sky (pronounced seven-sky) |
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| Author: | MalignantThrone [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:39 pm ] |
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ThouShaltSuffer wrote: ██████ - I actually really like this band name but I just don't know how the hell your suppossed to pronounce this. The band would have you pronounce it as "nic", which is Czech for "nothing". |
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| Author: | The_Beast_in_Black [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:40 pm ] |
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ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Pig Destroyer Hell no, that name is awesome! |
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| Author: | MrMcThrasher II [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:36 pm ] |
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http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/An_ ... 3540302963 http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Glo ... Doom/68178 http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Old_Goat/48792 Those are off the top of my head. |
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| Author: | Empyreal [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:37 pm ] |
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MalignantThrone wrote: ThouShaltSuffer wrote: ██████ - I actually really like this band name but I just don't know how the hell your suppossed to pronounce this. The band would have you pronounce it as "nic", which is Czech for "nothing". Then maybe they should have just named the band 'Nic.' |
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| Author: | Metantoine [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:56 pm ] |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
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MalignantThrone wrote: ThouShaltSuffer wrote: ██████ - I actually really like this band name but I just don't know how the hell your suppossed to pronounce this. The band would have you pronounce it as "nic", which is Czech for "nothing". Or, as the Archives will take them, "Black Strip". |
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| Author: | marktheviktor [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
Here's a gimme: Secrets She Kept. Maybe would be acceptable/expected if that were a metalcore band but to have a black metal band with that name should be punishable by law in all 50 states. |
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| Author: | maidenpriestmanic [ Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:58 pm ] |
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I always though sex pistols was a crappy band names so are Slipnot helloween (idk why i dislike this name, i actually like the band) warrent green day nickleback (i guess basically any of those modern "rock" bands) |
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| Author: | MalariaMosquito [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:10 am ] |
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maidenpriestmanic wrote: Slipnot warrent If you're going to make fun of a band's name, at least spell it right. Quote: sex pistols green day nickleback Obviously not metal. |
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| Author: | maidenpriestmanic [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:20 am ] |
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MalariaMosquito wrote: maidenpriestmanic wrote: Slipnot warrent If you're going to make fun of a band's name, at least spell it right. Quote: sex pistols green day nickleback Obviously not metal. Ehh i didn't care enought to spell them right as i was rushing this, and i know the other 3 aren't metal, for that matter the ones i spelled wrong aren't really metal either, but still crappy names regardless. |
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| Author: | The_Beast_in_Black [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:48 am ] |
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ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Big Black - ...Cock Death Do Us Part/The Last Tide/One More Second - Some shit mallcore "screamo metal" band, the only thing metal about them is their Benediction shirts which are under their BvB fleases and the fact the bass player caught chlamydia from fucking a 12 year old. Their song titles/ep names are just mumbled up generic Asking Alexandria/BFMV crap with 5 seconds of thought put into them like "From Lips To Lies" "Welcome To My Afterworld" along with stolen guitar on fire clipart and devianTART invader zim yaoi pictures. Death Do Us Part sounds like some relationship issues bullshit, The Last tide is just that senceless 5 seconds of thought BFMV mashup trying too hard to be epic or emotional shit again, same with One More Second which sounds like something you shout when you're taking a shit and your mom tries opening the door. With Silence Comes Secrets - The Chlamydia infested bass player's experimental side project, just that senceless 5 seconds of thought BFMV mashup trying too hard to be epic or emotional shit again, it's probobly just him dripping the unearthly white discharge comming from his cock onto a headset mic and putting a phaser filter on top of it. Dude, you're trying just a bit too hard here. |
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| Author: | the_raytownian [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:27 am ] |
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ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Big Black - ...Cock Yes! You got the joke! but, somehow, you didn't... Also: Quote: BvB fleases I don't even know what "BvB fleases" (fleeces?) are... but you apparently do. Well enough to assume anyone else would understand the abbreviation. That's also sort of funny in its own way. ________________________________________ Metantoine wrote: I enjoyed this... Also, has anyone said "Goatpenis" yet? Blegh. |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Band Names |
Archgoat's a shitty name......it just sounds so fucking weird to say....arch-goat........seriously? |
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| Author: | Metantoine [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:34 am ] |
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FLIPPITYFLOOP wrote: Archgoat's a shitty name......it just sounds so fucking weird to say....arch-goat........seriously? No, it's awesome, you hate metal. |
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| Author: | the_raytownian [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:36 am ] |
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Pale_Pilgrim wrote: ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Doing Frontflips over Jaclyn I was amazed to find this isn't a real metalcore band name. Someone's gotta get on this shit. Just say it out loud. Fuckin' hilarious. Okay, that actually was kinda funny... EDIT: Also, yeah... Archgoat is a great name. It conjures so many images... of FUCKING EVIL. I've actually not been that incredibly impressed by them musically, but the name's still fucking cool. |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:38 am ] |
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Cock And Ball Torture. Need I say more? |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:47 am ] |
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Also, despite how much I love them, Tool. |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:48 am ] |
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Winterfylleth |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:52 am ] |
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Also, Desaster. Seriously. What the fuck. Is the E at the beginning really necessary? Also sorry for not all posting these in one list. Should've thought of that earlier |
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| Author: | FLIPPITYFLOOP [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:55 am ] |
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Finally Drudkh. Took me forever to figure out how to pronounce that. I'd say the same for Taake, but the fact that it means Fog is pretty cool actually. Last one, I promise |
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| Author: | ~Guest 282118 [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:13 am ] |
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Not to be a mini-mod Flippity, but you should edit previous posts in case you want to add to something which you already said, thus eliminating the need to flood the page with your comments. |
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| Author: | Metantoine [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:15 am ] |
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Uh yeah, that's postwhoring. I'm too lazy and tired to do edit your posts, but don't do that. Also, these are good name, you suck bla bla. |
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| Author: | Corpus_Chain [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:11 am ] |
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Nhor wrote: MalariaMosquito wrote: Weapon --impossible to search What a cluster fuck it was finding that song, I gotta tell you. I think MalariaMosquito was referring to the fact that if you just type 'Weapon' into a search engine, you will get results related to weapons in general. You don't get such a problem with Metallica or Cradle of Filth... |
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| Author: | slavonic777 [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:02 am ] |
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Aäkon Këëtrëh, I always hated that name and also their music Ov hell, oh no... Screaming Forest Djevel VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC, just another goregrind bullshit |
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| Author: | Napero [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:03 am ] |
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We Butter the Bread With Butter is an example of quality German comedy packed into a single band name. Somewhere in Stuttgart, a room full of Germans is laughing so hard they'll either choke or crap their pants. The civilized world, however, only sees retardation. FLIPPITYFLOOP wrote: Also, Desaster. Seriously. What the fuck. Is the E at the beginning really necessary? Well, I don't think Dsaster is much better. |
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| Author: | epicandrew [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:37 am ] |
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Maximize Bestiality is a pretty horrid band name. |
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| Author: | KosherCarnage [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:13 am ] |
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rbrnflms wrote: Dork Metal Tears Angel's Sperm Fartgod Leprosy Fart Goat's Ass Trumpet Ass Goblins Clown Corpse Innocent Flower Diarrhea Vomit Kunt Vomit Grandma's Vomit Lassie the Cat Dog Snot Maggot Ejaculation Infected Shit Diarrhetic Shark Shit First post to actually include laughter-inducing badness. This man has done his homework Lost it at Ass Goblins and Innocent Flower |
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| Author: | inhumanist [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:15 pm ] |
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Napero wrote: We Butter the Bread With Butter is an example of quality German comedy packed into a single band name. I heard Korpiklaani is an example of quality finnish folk music. |
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| Author: | shouvince [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:09 pm ] |
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote: ThouShaltSuffer wrote: Pig Destroyer Hell no, that name is awesome! I agree. It's a crushing name! And Drudkh is a good name as well, Flippity. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 282118 [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:16 pm ] |
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You know, I get that the "pig" part in Pig Destroyer actually refers to cops. Problem is, I can't avoid imagining pigs blowing up whenever I see their name 
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| Author: | ~Guest 298739 [ Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:35 pm ] |
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Corpus_Chain wrote: I think MalariaMosquito was referring to the fact that if you just type 'Weapon' into a search engine, you will get results related to weapons in general. You don't get such a problem with Metallica or Cradle of Filth... Is that right?
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