"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".

We have a winner!!!
And I thought Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis was bad

Is that for real? Sounds plain lame.

This one is not totally awful, but it borderlines on WTF?
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?

And Rhapsody of Fire, i just hate that "of Fire", sounds like they didn´t even bother to come up with a real solution.

Nekrogoblikon are a joke band, so it doesn't really count.

You have heard of the Necronomicon, right?


Worst...hmm. The post-Tuatha De Danann band "Tray of Gift".

Indeed i have, still sounds like that and maybe is not ugly but hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmxxKchsHY Yes they are real!

If you give your band such a try hard, ridicolous name (a pathetic joke attempt? Even worse than the 1 second Napalm Death track for sure.), most people will never check out your music, unless mentioning your band in a worst name thread fulfills your lowlife ambition. I'm more willing to check out 100th Nemesis or Nightmare than that.
Another example:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E2 ... 3540358943

That's right up there with Goatpenis for worst name I've ever heard.

My latest contribution to the thread:
Death Wrong!
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/99307

Any name with an Umlaut (or 'metal dots', as they are called by uncultivated fools) in there just for aesthetic reasons, because the band members were apparently oblivious to the fact that it actually alters the pronunciation of the letter in question.

I'm surprised it took so long to get to 55gore. My personal favorite that hasn't been posted is Chainsaw Penis. Thanks to whoever posted "Pizza Party Massacre" I absolutely lost it.

Motörhead, man. Motörhead.

Not really metal, but all those djent/progressive/melodic hardcore/metalcore etc. bands with one plural noun really piss me off. Architects, Structures, Volumes, Climates, Circles, Heights, Intervals, Substructures, it goes on and on. It's got to be my least favorite trend in music.

Ah yeah glad someone mentioned Happy Days. How could I forget. Where's the Fonze?

As a German I can confirm that the ö in Motörhead is pronounced correctly by most people and it doesn't even sound like shit.

I think that the "For Example blah blah blah blah" band is worse than anything else

Wait, that was a band name?

Anyways, I made a ragecomic in regards to my reaction to 55gore out of boredom

Hellyeah is my personal cringe.

yeah it is, I think this is their logo

No, that's the logo for Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through the Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains of the Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked the Progenies from the Deepest Depths of the Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth to Worthless Eunuchs as Travesty for Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved by This Stupid Society Full of Fetal Garbages. I remember being bored enough one time to look through the whole thing and find the actual words in it.

Also, that rage comic is awful.

The Forrest Gump Mile High Massacre is a stupid name backed by really stupid music.

It's The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon, not "massacre". And they kick ass, great wiggery slam/hardcore.

Excuse me for not remembering the name of a crappy band.

Ehh, say what you will about it. It sums up how I felt about the name.

yeah I just noticed but thats the only one I could find on a quick google search....maybe they both use the same logo? might as well considering that no one can read that logo and no one gives two shits about either band

Recently added band Illinois' Love for Carnage is definitely up there. Goatpenis though is the one that immediately sprung to mind. I'm a fan of the style of music they play but I can't bring myself to sit down and listen to them

Why not just, you know, write a sentence or two instead? Meme-izing something doesn't automatically make it funny. Common mistake.

That’s the most pretentious thing I’ve ever seen.

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88/Demo/365463

They must really fucking hate search engines.

That's about the fourth time someone has posted that, man. It's quoted right there above you, even.

I think that was meant as a reference to their generic release name as well as the band name.

Reeks of deliberate obscurantism, yeah. It's the only explanation for such asininity.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The ... 3540361073

Another one. Music style: "black'n'roll"

I chuckled at "Rise of the True Pentagrammophone".

Then check out Metalocalypse, you'll probably find a lot of funny stuff there as well .

If you like the style of music they play, then I don't really see why you wouldn't listen to them because of their name. It's not like someone is going to burst into your house and call you a fag for listening to Goatpenis.

Regardless of the names of the band,it apparently it
Has served it's purpose,it's got you talking about them,making post about them so it has served it's purpose.