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Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:58 pm 

I want to know what you think are the worst or most cringe worthy songs from otherwise really good bands. Songs that are outright terrible, laughable, or just cringe inducing nonsense when at least a good amount of material from the band is extremely good.

I honestly think the song Graveyard Slut by Darkthrone is really cringe worthy and the lyrics read like something a freshman in high school would write. I also think Black Mountain Totem from Darkthrone is just really terrible and makes me wonder why they even thought it was a good idea to put it on the record. The vocals on that song are the funniest thing I've heard too.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:01 am 

I was just listening to Virgin Steele's "Lucifer's Hammer" and holy fudge is it cringe worthy. :ugh: The vocalist sings extremely sensually and with no bearing with the song in addition to his weird kitty squeals AND autotune. Just... just no.
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