Since Chuck = Death, and Chuck = dead, and Lemmy = not dead, it becomes clear that Lemmy could not, in fact, be killed by death.

Gif logos are a rare and special thing. They should be reserved only for truly exceptional and rare and special and important bands, bands like Blind Guardian and... Blind Guardian. This should be in the rules.

the reason your grandmother has all those plastic sheets on her furniture is because she is probably a squirter

I actually carry huge garbage bags full of cds to every concert incase someone challenges my patches. I can be like, well I have the evidence right here sir!