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MetalNewbie
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:26 am 
 

What are some of the more over-the-top, probably goregrind song titles or album titles you've seen?

One is a band called Pocket Pussy Hash Pipe, they have an amusing band logo too, look 'em up. Their demo is called Lobster Claw Handjob which I'm certain would feel just fabulous.

Then there is of course the band Carniverous Erection which I always find amusing to see in stores, one of their songs (perhaps several) describing this meat-eating erection breaking into a woman's apartment and raping/killing/consuming her.

And the rest of this list (if I remember correctly, I compiled this several years ago) contains song-titles from misc. bands... Most of which are far too over-the-top for me to have come up with on my own, and rather hilarious in their cliche nature yet still capable through heavy effort to be somewhat original.

The Texas Dildo Massacre

Necrodildo 666

Foreskin Eater

Pre-Burial Pope Molestation

Cock Apocalypse In A Nursery (I have no idea whata cock apocalypse entails exactly but this was one of the more off the wall funny ones to me)

Maggots Eating My Dick

Dog Vulva Hacked Up And Fried In 1948 Vintage Pig Semen (...this took the cake for me)

Puked Anal Horror From Your Scabs Of Cunting Death (...until I saw this one, which rivals the vintage pig semen one... how one concocts the idea of vintage and pig semen in the same three-word string of words amazes me)

Shitting On Your Cumsmeared Tits

Some are relatively uncreative but still found them somewhat amusing as someone DID go there. Obviously as far as the funny factor a lot of anal cunt songs need to be mentioned, but let's no even go there... or maybe a limit of one per user. :P I personally found "windchimes are gay" to be funny, and I'm not the type to use gay in that context or usually care for it used like that.

the song Necrophiliac, Anthropophagus Maniac stood out to me lyrically as pretty boarderline fucked up too.

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CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:28 am 
 

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis band from Mexico! the titles are in Spanish but they are hilarious!
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LiveForDoom
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:32 am 
 

Dum Dum Bullet - Hey mum, who's the junk?

youtube it and thank me later.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:35 am 
 

One band, added fairly recently to the Archives, stuck in my head with the name "Spider Killed Bananaman". I've downloaded their EP and have been meaning to give it a listen. Stupid name + deathcore + idiotic deathcore-sounding song titles = quite possibly a whole heap of fail.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:41 am 
 

Sometimes it even depends... I especially like names that aren't intentionally humorous but turned out that way...

'Nattefrost'. Which in my native tongue sounds like Wet Ice or a commercial for a soggy popsicle

or this: http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=122830
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MetalNewbie
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:45 am 
 

Oh yes, I forgot the band cum gun! with their semen splattered logo... and their delightful demos of AK-47 Blowjobs (amazed they used a pun) and Cockring suffering. One of the members comes from a band called Anal Bleeding and APPARENTLY their release Two Cocks in the Same Hole is actually... good...
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spoonhead
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:45 am 
 

It's not exactly way out there in the grand scheme of things, but I reckon Visceral Evisceration's "Chewing Female Genital Parts" and that whole album for the most part to be quite wak because the lyrics don't match the melodic style of death metal at all.

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theposega
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:48 am 
 

Prosthetic Cunt and their album "Fuckin' Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick".

The whole gore/porn grind scene is filled with shit like that.

And that Dum Dum Bullet song kicks ass.
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morbert
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:50 am 
 

Puhelinkoppi from Finland...
actually meaning 'phonebooth' I believe...

And of course in the songtitle category: Wehrmacht with 'You Broke My Heart So I Broke Your Face'

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:05 am 
 

Lich King has some great ridiculous song titles: "Attack of the Wrath of the War of the Death of the Strike of the Sword of the Blood of the Beast", "Mascot War", "Kill your Guts Out", "Cheesy Metal Intro", and "Black Metal Sucks". It helps that the music is actual thrash that actually thrashes, something that's all too rare nowadays.

Dream Theater comes up with some crazy working titles: "Creep with Tonality", "Grab That Feel", "Puppies on Acid", "Kittens on Crack", "Carpet Babies".
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MetalNewbie
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:14 am 
 

theposega wrote:
Prosthetic Cunt and their album "Fuckin' Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick".

The whole gore/porn grind scene is filled with shit like that.

And that Dum Dum Bullet song kicks ass.


lol! yeah that's definitely on par with the vintage pig semen and the scabs of 'cunting death'.

just discovered the album 'fucking is a great way to get to know new people'
featuring songs such as addictdick, balls nailed to the kitchen table, and cuntrol.
Oh and that's on 666 Strings Records... very professional sounding.

EDIT: Agreed! That Dum Dum Bullet song DID kick ass... Very amusing, and guitar wankery at it's finest! Felt half-like a liquid tension experiment track.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:28 am 
 

Satan's Almighty Penis

The band name is amusing, but the music is pretty bad.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:33 am 
 

Great song title: XXX Maniak- Picking Up a Random Goregrind Cd and acting out the cover with the girl next door

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morbert
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:36 am 
 

I wonder when half the discography of Anal Cunt gets mentioned here... :S

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balkonas
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:45 am 
 

morbert wrote:
I wonder when half the discography of Anal Cunt gets mentioned here... :S

It won't because it's not funny it's just stupid
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morbert
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:50 am 
 

that... is a matter of opinion. I'll leave mine in the middle.
I guess some people will find it funny enough to post. Just a prediction... don't shoot the messenger ;)

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MetalNewbie
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:53 am 
 

In my first post I proposed a one anal cunt song per post rule. ;) To avoid you know, ~10,000 different titles in a single post. :P

and that act out a grind album cover title is brilliant. :)

This is far from outragous/over-the-top compared to even plenty of standard/respectable death metal acts, but goblin cock I wanted to mention as despite their odd name/album artwork they shouldn't be presumed a really shitty band because of it. Despite what most would think from just a look they're pretty talented.
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PsyMoN_MDA
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:59 am 
 

There are two Ukrainian grind bands, Anal Nosorog and Ebanath. Nosorog means rhinoceros, ebanath is dumbfuck.

Then there is http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=3655

One can't forget the legendary Anal Cunt. :)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:02 am 
 

Jonbenet Ramesy:

http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=41897

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BlindTortureKill
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:36 am 
 

Band: Cliteater
Album: Scream Bloody Clit
Song highlights: Didgeridildo, Bruce-Dick-in-Son

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:37 am 
 

Woolie_Wool wrote:
It helps that the music is actual thrash that actually thrashes, something that's all too rare nowadays.


:lol:

Quote:
Spider Killed Bananaman


this made me giggle. ERIC IS BANANAMAN!! Sweet show back in the day.

My one contribution is The Sawtooth Grin's grind epic "Please shit all over me, I love it"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am 
 

Woolie_Wool wrote:
Lich King has some great ridiculous song titles: "Attack of the Wrath of the War of the Death of the Strike of the Sword of the Blood of the Beast"

One of my personal favorites along with the band Satan's Penguins.
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mike40k
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:58 am 
 

Raped By Elephants by Torsofuck is one of the oddest and funniest songs (at least lyric wise) I have ever found.
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Zakillah
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:21 pm 
 

Gorerotted - Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza
makes me giggle everytime.

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0kill
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:23 pm 
 

Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis.

Sorry, it just had to be mentioned.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:42 pm 
 

0kill wrote:
Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis.

Sorry, it just had to be mentioned.


I forgot about that band. Decent stuff, from what I remember.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:45 pm 
 

mike40k wrote:
Raped By Elephants by Torsofuck is one of the oddest and funniest songs (at least lyric wise) I have ever found.


I love how it ends with something like "I'm not going back to Africa again"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:49 pm 
 

Karnstein_Records wrote:
mike40k wrote:
Raped By Elephants by Torsofuck is one of the oddest and funniest songs (at least lyric wise) I have ever found.


I love how it ends with something like "I'm not going back to Africa again"


The title track has a better last line. See for yourself.


Torsofuck's "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy" wrote:
Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted all over
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:49 pm 
 

LOL
my god, I feel like an idiot for saying it since I started it, but I love this thread.

Some priceless stuff,

I like the songs that directly make reference to other more established bands like:
"Sucking Dick to Get Our Seven Inch Pressed Like Morbid Angel"
or the subtly about the babysitting someones daughter and I put "it" in the microwave instead of her.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:12 pm 
 

Gravemarker wrote:
Great song title: XXX Maniak- Picking Up a Random Goregrind Cd and acting out the cover with the girl next door
hah that one's amazing. Self referential goregrind.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:50 pm 
 

LiveForDoom wrote:
Dum Dum Bullet - Hey mum, who's the junk?

youtube it and thank me later.


thank you
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:04 pm 
 

I think that some of Demilich's song names are pretty weird and funny.

-...And The Slimy Flying Creatures Reproduce in Your Brain
- The Planet that Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh that it Desired...)
-Inherited Bowel Levitation (Reduced Without Any Effort)

What the hell does that stuff even mean???
How do inherit bowel levitation? What is bowel levitation?

Also, Anal Cunt has a song called The Word Homophobic is Gay
I laughed so hard when I read that.
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I lol'd until I got dizzy and sharted
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:09 pm 
 

The strangest band name I've heard in a little while is We Butter The Bread With Butter.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:21 pm 
 

"I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia"

From this delightful album.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:48 pm 
 

I'd have to say Rotting Cock's EP "My Sister Is Dead ANd I Fuck Her Corpse Every Day" including such favorites as "Undead dogs are fucking in my street", "My asshole is not with me any more", and of course "Blowjob to the satan".

These guys are like the brutal death metal version of anal cunt, except less talented.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:40 pm 
 

I've never made an effort to listen to this, because I'm sure its not worth it, but it is pretty goofy nevertheless.

Being in Alaska, the "Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar" gets me everytime.

http://xpeh.harddays.net/album.php?id=369

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:40 pm 
 

HailChaos wrote:
I'd have to say Rotting Cock's EP "My Sister Is Dead ANd I Fuck Her Corpse Every Day" including such favorites as "Undead dogs are fucking in my street", "My asshole is not with me any more", and of course "Blowjob to the satan".

These guys are like the brutal death metal version of anal cunt, except less talented.


THIS ALBUM SUCKS MAJOR BALLS. STAY AWAY.


the paracocblahblahblahhowdoyousaythisbandname has a pretty epic name.

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MortalScum
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:45 pm 
 

When browsing MA I found these song titles:

"Fried Egg Nipples"

"Jesus's Eternal Butt Cheek"

"Poopshoot Massacre"

"Get That Thing Outta My Butt"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:54 pm 
 

HailChaos wrote:
These guys are like the brutal death metal version of anal cunt, except less talented.


Is that possible?

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